@anele - Twitter Profile Analysis

Hayi ke Hayi ke https://t.co/fN4WALPh0J

Come on @Kingpiebrand do the right thing. And does @FrankieFire know about this double filler business. https://t.co/xvJERTsrfb

You can’t argue on preference when we are showing you production line my guy. https://t.co/FGgMazRrXw

Textile. Making and designing your own material is something not many designers in SA do. Please look into the South African textile industry. Maxhosa uses only material he has designed Bhuti. https://t.co/FGgMazRrXw

Vuma Dlozi lami - Mbongeni Ngema and Lelethu Khumalo https://t.co/SQeSdHO8if

Oh this is so easy!!!! We will definitely come and be the fairy godmother @AneleAndTheClub please DM her and we make magic 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 and @Official_MissSA will help me I’m sure https://t.co/3oFvnbiBTV

Human error strikes again

Horner apologising to him is all I need to know about that team. https://t.co/OH3KSEZ1h5

Checo celebrating with the Aston Martin engineers is nice yhaz. Now they are stuck with daddy’s baby.

Horner having to give his baby a pacifier 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well done Checo!!!!🥂🥂🥂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

I don’t believe in team orders early in the season. In the beginning let the drivers race.

👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 https://t.co/iTfrTTUfOw

If we pray hard enough we will get Mercedes 2016 from Red Bull 2023.

Insane https://t.co/GHVsN6kMI4

Bottas says hi https://t.co/nWEDScpkQh

Gotcha https://t.co/Rudb0weKw4

Why must George give Lewis position? Is Lewis on fresher tyres?

At least you can’t get fired from your dad’s team.

We don’t talk about Bruno https://t.co/1usMpjqnNZ

I can stop all meat right now mna https://t.co/6XAH54HVEp

Let’s see if George won’t get passed by Max like he is standing still cause that Lewis overtake was just rude.

Our car could not defend us against the army of Genovia 😩😩😩😩

Or the garage doorgoes into scullery into the kitchen into the rest of your house. Twitter 😌 https://t.co/8o789gxUuW

5 second penalty. Ouch

I don’t mind Alonso winning https://t.co/dwNcjQYlju

I want Checo to win to piss Max off 😒

Alonso 😂😂😂😂

He says Checo is looking good but Alonso is a better driver because of experience. So Alonso may fight herd https://t.co/NYUU1EayXg

Aston Martin has a sexy car this year

It's safe to say that @Anele thinks that @FrankieFire's choice is a CLASSIC on #ClassicOrNot with @OUTsurance. Do you remember this track by Jason Mraz? Tjoon! #AneleAndTheClubOn947

Insane class from Hamilton's dad meanwhile Jos Verstappen today didn't even pretend to be happy for Checo... #SaudiArabianGP | #Formula1 | #F1 https://t.co/504NZOfCBv

The fact Jos Verstappen didn't even acknowledge Perez, shows exactly how toxic the camp is behind the scenes at Redbull. What a tosser! #F1 #SkyF1 #SaudiArabianGP https://t.co/MbGl2ggF4d

Fernando Alonso has been TAKEN OFF the podium after incorrectly serving his penalty 😮

Man City vs. Sheff Utd Brighton vs. Man Utd The FA Cup semifinals are set 🏆

WHAT A TURNAROUND 😍 #MUFC || #FACup

Ice cold from @B_Fernandes8 🥶🎯

Perez unhappy that Red Bull asked him to go 4 tenths slower...

Morning is whenever your girl wakes up.

Omg this dude at the bar was hitting on me and was so shitfaced he called an Uber. He stands up and he’s got cheese sticks in his back pocket. Am I in love? https://t.co/wGEuW8g6Nm

@Anele My son doesn't want to wear his ever since 7-0 saga 🤣🤣🤣i don't blame alakhe

I cannot believe how incredible @FlySafair is!!! The booking, the pre flight comms (even warning you about road works close to the airport), boarding gate change comms), check in team, in flight service… ALL OF IT!!! Love you guys for us! Thank you ❤️

i often think if i keep quiet & just do as i'm told, there'd be peace. BUT the peace WOULDN'T. BE. MINE.

“Moments with Mantsoe is an idea I've been toying with for the past year. It was inspired by my interest and love for conversation." https://t.co/ldXPkvw3Gn #MantsoePout #Podcast #MetroFM

🚨 Lewis Hamilton has announced that after seven years his physiotherapist and trainer Angela Cullen is “taking the next steps to pursue her dreams” and so is no longer working with him. #F1 #SaudiArabianGP https://t.co/MAIVZJ46WF

We pay out a claim every 22 minutes to a #Fearless woman whose life has been unexpectedly interrupted. #JoinTheFearless and rest assured that you will not receive the run around should something suddenly happen. #Safety1st #WomenSafety https://t.co/cE1QM8Jqe7

TV: Wanna be on Deal Or No Deal South Africa? Do you wanna be like Siya and take your shot at the R250K grand prize on the SABC game show? To audition to be on the show just click this link and fill in the form 👇🏿 https://t.co/kn8KkUCTRk #KgopoloReports

@AneleAndTheClub @Anele @ThembiMrototo My tea went everywhere!! Thank you for a fabulous laugh!!

@thapedi_fab @Anele @AneleAndTheClub @ThembiMrototo I thought I was a freak. I even leave the TV on, or play music on my phone.

@947 @Anele @ThembiMrototo The linen should be incinerated….gross!

Haaaiboooo @Anele Njani??😂😂😂😂 Ihlambazo elingaka 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #AneleAndTheClubOn947

@AneleAndTheClub @Anele @ThembiMrototo Hotels are scary! I also sleep with the lights on

@AneleAndTheClub @Anele @ThembiMrototo I can imagine a Chinese ghost cos of the communication barrier you'll be catching karate kicks

@AneleAndTheClub @Anele @ThembiMrototo I heard that, and had a thought that got me thinking! 😆 Certainly not sleeping with lights off anymore🤣😂😅

A bit grim... but @Anele wonders if you would mind if the linen in a hotel was washed & re-used after someone has died in the bed? @ThembiMrototo had a different view. Find out why Thembekile doesn't switch off the lights in a hotel room. #AneleAndTheClubOn947 https://t.co/9lNww64Ffq

@Anele the hand...when a taxi driver sticks out his hand, he shall enter https://t.co/A7JR6rcHof

@AneleAndTheClub Talking g about taxis I remember one cutting off in front off me and his comment was "une insurance" and drove off @Anele @ThembiMrototo

@Anele no matter how rich you are, you will stop when those paras are controlling traffic #aneleandtheclubon947 https://t.co/AMY4m6nBTq

6 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me

pornhub was just acquired by private equity firm Ethical Capital Partners. you can't make this shit up

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