@aynrandpaulryan - Twitter Profile Analysis

1) I feel dumber after listening to this guy at the Trump rally. 2) We simply do not deal with mental health appropriately in this country.

Open a bakery, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. 🔥🥵☀️ Working on a huge custom cookie order. This is the temp in my kitchen. 😭😭😭

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but #PlanB is available on Amazon and won’t expire for 3 years. #RoeVsWade Plan B One-Step Emergency Contraceptive, 1.5 Mg (1 Tablet) https://t.co/nRgSzh8m8a

Nightmare. #RoeVsWade

Never been happier to be raising young girls in Washington state. https://t.co/Hwx3nd0l7l

Obergefell is next. Seditionist Clarence Thomas said so. Not just same sex marriages. Same sex *relationships*. And contraception. So, ladies, you won’t be able to get the pill OR an abortion. #ExpandSCOTUS https://t.co/BzaDhueNrk

Kagan, Sotomayor, and Breyer dissent in #Dobbs. #ExpandSCOTUS https://t.co/UnGUsnFlXw

Says the dope whose account solely exists to retweet Kyle Rittenhouse. https://t.co/zUBQ5eVBcY

Because pardoned people can't plead the 5th. And Trump doesn't trust them not to send him up the river. https://t.co/7G4csucrY5

WHOA: Mo Brooks,Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Louie Gohmert, and Scott Perry asked for #pardons from Trump.

"And then on Friday, (Trump) asked me to be special counsel to address the election issues and to collect evidence." - Sidney Powell, the Krakenmaster #Jan6Hearings

Listening to this #Jan6Hearings, I'm reminded that more Americans voted for the smart lady than that treasonous idiot syphilitic chode.

Oh, shit. Looks like it's Jeffrey Clark's time in the barrel. https://t.co/8uGeqi5t0I

I ordered one bunch of bananas. I got this. I paid 2 dollars for this metric ton of fruit. I need recipes, people! Extra points for shelf stable recipes I can put in my shop. I will send you a gift box worth $50 of goods from my store if I can use your shelf stable recipe.

Wait, you *can't* sue if your Miranda warnings aren't read to you? Why bother with the Miranda warnings at all? This is nuts. https://t.co/Gz5F8lUMhG

Op-Ed: The best way to protect abortion rights? Finalize the Equal Rights Amendment https://t.co/61qaApWtMc #ERANow

@ThetaBetaZeta And roe v wade was the law of the land yesterday. Don’t know why everyone was getting so excited about it, right? 🙄 A little foresight goes a long way.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but #PlanB is available on Amazon and won’t expire for 3 years. #RoeVsWade Plan B One-Step Emergency Contraceptive, 1.5 Mg (1 Tablet) https://t.co/nRgSzh8m8a

Abolish the filibuster. Codify Roe.

@RepMTG @Snowden This you? #pardons https://t.co/G3l1vJt54M

WHOA: Mo Brooks,Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Louie Gohmert, and Scott Perry asked for #pardons from Trump.

Listening to this #Jan6Hearings, I'm reminded that more Americans voted for the smart lady than that treasonous idiot syphilitic chode.

Holly needs dandelions, people!! https://t.co/KA9FQ0A9pl

Marjorie Taylor Greene on stage with what turns out to be a 7 way tie for the dumbest fucks in Congress.

"Every single allegation, we checked. We ran down the rabbit trail to make sure our numbers were accurate." - Brad Raffensperger, Georgia Secretary of State

A really important analysis of some significant and big changes that will result from the new gun safety legislation. https://t.co/t9a0IoVtca

Watch Justin Trudeau bat back Joe Rogan's argument before he even makes it 👇 https://t.co/aMYhNCJpbK

You can find my new memoir #AgainstTheWall My Journey from Border Patrol Agent to Immigrant Rights Activist on Amazon Kindle: https://t.co/fjKNDOGkba In Amazon paperback: https://t.co/OF8IwcfVjo From Barnes & Noble: https://t.co/pPrrGFJ6If

The fact that this man has NOT done his duty OR fulfilled his Oath. HE HASN’T come forward to tell the truth. Your boss sent people to kill YOU and others . WE risked our lives protecting you. The least you can do is tell the TRUTH. Maybe u can Regain your Honor. https://t.co/gUONzoBgXQ

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