Blaine Gibson's Twitter Profile Analysis @bgibbles on Twitter

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Kathryn Hahnaissance https://t.co/Ah7ZBeldTf

I’ve been encountering a bunch of real BAD ASSES who think it’s WHIMPY of me to double mask. I bet those guys go PAINT-BALLING with THE BOYS and opt out of wearing EYE PROTECTION. FUCKIN’ MAD LADS, DOG.

There has been ONE advantage to this winter storm https://t.co/XsPMrUL6yP

They should do every casting announcement just like this. I’m an emotional wreck over here dude. https://t.co/qK5AkCBL7E

Me running to the movie theater (suit credit: @tony_simonetta) https://t.co/keeMOn2mbP https://t.co/HBRXa8YnL8

Adding “sound_of_ice_melting.mp3” to my sex playlist

Some 10 year old who’s birthday wish was to have a snow day on Monday is staring at his hands whispering, “what have I done?”

Huge shoutout to @FunhausTeam for shouldering a ton of work while Texas freezes AND for keeping me warm last night https://t.co/bkQsGT00uc

🎶The stars at night, are big and bright🎶 👏🏼CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP👏🏼 🎶This is a goddamn nightmare🎶 (Pictures of downtown #Houston, #Austin, and #Dallas tonight while millions of Texans are without energy in below freezing temps) https://t.co/n3Ze4xDjHh

If we weren’t in a pandemic I’d be at a friend’s house getting trashed and having a badass sleepover. Instead I’m sleeping in my coat closet with my dog... still trashed tho

Austin homies who still have power: unplug your nonessential shit and reduce power consumption. If I find out you’re dropping into Verdansk with the boys, I’m going to beat your ass. Everyone needs to chip in.

I bought a ski suit at a thrift store during college because I’m irresponsible with money... I’ve never been happier with my poor spending habits. https://t.co/kFFA5mo68H

Anxiety is “liking” someone’s sweet and thoughtful tweet about a family member who passed away, then worrying that they’ll assume you “liked” the fact that someone died.

Officer: Your vehicle was swerving all over the road, have you been drinking tonight? Idiot 1-Lasagna-er: Yes, but I only had “one” glass. https://t.co/262Uo7NjMT

Onto my next adventure. Would like to thank my Rooster Teeth family for 7 awesome years, minus the last two days of this Lasagna Hell. https://t.co/bUoUJaTF39

Reply with what you think "Blaine's Special" is. https://t.co/pclqv86Tsf

Reminder: Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins IN ONE TAKE to thunderous applause from the Batman Returns crew! https://t.co/wVqyH4qw6A

This man really blamed HIS CHILDREN. Get the fuck out of here. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here. He used police resources in the middle of a crisis in his state and he’s blaming his kids. https://t.co/G7t9qhdhF1

Hey Greg, your state is frozen and you’re a giant piece of shit. https://t.co/x6pvNPY0fF

ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵 Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤

Austin has frozen over but mutual aid groups aren’t slowing down and have braved the ice to rescue unhoused people and get them in hotel rooms. Please consider donating If you have the means - it’ll literally keep people alive. https://t.co/CrTqGOsGbm

As a nerdy buff dude, shit like this is always SO confusing to me. https://t.co/obCEjW2yUN

This remains the greatest TikTok I’ve ever seen and I watch it at least once a day (Credit: rub_u on TikTok) https://t.co/6AySHDY74Q

wow the CG in the revenant did NOT age well https://t.co/417nKaTz7p