If you are stuck at home for the weekend or the next three months, check out this excerpt from my new book that was published in the New Yorker this week. You can pre-order the book now so it arrives in the middle of the lockdown. Also works as kindling!
Hi Twitter. I spent the last 3 years writing a book and it’s coming out April 14. It’s called “A Very Punchable Face” based on the fact that several of my friends have told me, “You have a very punchable face.”
(People on Twitter have said much worse.)
Hey @BraunStrowman I've consulted with my attorneys and they said that "Get These Hands" could be construed as a threat. I assured them that you're a non-violent person. A "gentle giant," if you will. So let's work this out like gentlemen. Do you play chess perchance?