@davidkau1 - Twitter Profile Analysis

As a member of the public I’m a bit busy at the moment, I would like to appeal to the Police and Correctional Services to please take this one. Have a good day… 🙏🏾🇿🇦 https://t.co/Ay45QlzVcb

What the hell is happening Mara 🇿🇦 https://t.co/gxdM7uOZci

4 hours to go, see you tonight @EmperorsPalace not in Centre Court, look for the Roman Red Shed #blacksonlycomedyshow #live @Computicket @TicketProSA a thank you sorry for the inconvenience. 🙏🏾

Dope hanging out with @mog_moments and his crew on @Mix938FM see you guys this Saturday @EmperorsPalace doors open 7pm show starts 8pm tickets @Computicket and @TicketProSA #blacksonlycomedyshow #davidkau #comedians

Dope hanging out with @mog_moments and his crew on @Mix938FM see you guys this Saturday @EmperorsPalace doors open 7pm show starts 8pm tickets @Computicket and @TicketProSA #blacksonlycomedyshow #davidkau #comedians

Hey guys. Catch me on @Mix938FM tomoro 6pm with @mog_moments we chat everything and all things upcoming #blacksonlycomedyshow Chat tomoro. Enjoy your holiday 👌🏾🙏🏾 #davidkau #comedian #standupcomedy

See you on Saturday #NationalShutdown @dillanoliphant https://t.co/86mu0xKIgF

Give that Goat some Perfume… Body Mist or PacooraGoat 🤌🏾😅 https://t.co/eFUz2e5vkK

The next #NationalShutdown is this coming Saturday @EmperorsPalace we demand you get your tickets NOW @Computicket and @Ticketprodome and not miss this line up. #comedians #standupcomedy https://t.co/fgvW2JK8AV

Thank you @Arsenal @m8arteta 💯👊🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/V4gpmFgm95

Please update score it’s now 4-1 😂😂😂 another one @BukayoSaka87 https://t.co/h17kD26qpi

Even you can’t keep@up with these goals 😂😂 @BukayoSaka87 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥#arsenalforever https://t.co/f3YWlg6Awa

What a goal!!!! @gabimartinelli 👌🏾🔥🔥🔥What a pass from @BukayoSaka87 🙏🏾💯👌🏾 https://t.co/IXTtTPgQ6D

You only paying Lobola now ? 🤌🏾😅😂 You guys must dress like this everyday, we must start fixing all things Arts n Culture👊🏾👌🏾 #NibahleHle https://t.co/igXN1TCevW

This Town - JHB 🤦🏾‍♂️ You can’t even go to a Dentist and brush your teeth in Peace 🤷🏾‍♂️ Haikhona 🇿🇦

Next Saturday we’re on at @EmperorsPalace with some of the country’s funniest #comedians #blacksonlycomedyshow tickets @Computicket doors open 7pm show starts 8pm sharp!!! #standupcomedy #davidkau @KhakhauTieho @SifisoNene @siyaseyacomedy @KGcomic @RealConcerts @TsitsiChiumya

Just posted a photo https://t.co/4bTg43SyhD

Thank you Sir @m8arteta and all at @Arsenal 👊🏾🎉👌🏾 #arsenalforever #Gunners https://t.co/eqdPjWRg9z

See you guys tomoro morning 6am on the @grcliff show let’s fix the country. Get your tickets now for #blacksonlycomedyshow @emperors_palace 25th March tickets @Computicket link in my bio. Hweeeerrrrr #davidkau #comedian https://t.co/DrZikz0UKp

See you guys tomoro morning 6am on the @GarethCliff show let’s fix the country. Get your tickets now for #blacksonlycomedyshow @EmperorsPalace 25th March tickets @Computicket link in my bio. Hweeeerrrrr #davidkau #comedian https://t.co/UpXuOGdck6

Don’t forget to spread some love, kindness and if you can - put a smile on someone else’s face whenever you can. Have a good day 😆🥳🤩 #davidkau #comedian #father #husband #Entrepreneur #filmmaker #goodvibes #goodvibesonly #MentalHealthAwareness

Remember to always put your Health & Mental Wellness first. #MentalHealthAwareness #comedian #Filmmaker #Entrepreneur

Congratulations on making a decision last night. What a milestone. Good morning 🇿🇦 and #GoodVibesOnly to all 👊🏾🎉

Good night, have a great Tuesday. #TuesdayFeeling #GoodNightEveryone #cabinetreshuffle

Good morning Guys, and a special #goodmorning to @ManUtd fans. It’s just after 7am… 🤌🏾 Come and recover your dignity and laugh this shit off March 25th @EmperorsPalace tickets @Computicket link in my Bio #comedian #blacksonlycomedyshow https://t.co/NwUpn8gQ4U

I’m about to watch it but I think I Will give it 7 ⭐️✨🤩🌟🌠🌃🌌 and Nil Will 🤌🏾🫣 Are you okay? Fuck MO👊🏾 https://t.co/ak0uuUA506

Are you okay ❤️ ?? Ambulance perhaps 🤌🏾 Let me mind my business and stay on top of the table… #ArsenalForever https://t.co/hZquezfL6s

Liverpool bamba le zinja… ba buwa too much and have no respect for Arsenal fans. Ziyakhala Manje 🤌🏾 #ArsenalForever

What a stressful game for fans and I’m sure the team @Arsenal - The Gods are with us😇🙏🏾😂💯 #ArsenalForever #Arsenal https://t.co/tFgOBInAY0

Have a good weeked guys. Be safe. Get your tickets for #blacksonlycomedyshow Now while we still have a special on some of them, @Computicket link in my Bio. March 25th @EmperorsPalace doors open 7pm with @DJJawz show starts 8pm https://t.co/QLfrKoYZYZ

On this day, 26 March 1960, President Nelson Mandela burnt his passbook in protest against the Sharpeville Massacre and never carried one again, in an act of complete defiance & resistance against the brutal slaughter of human life .

IT IS ALMOST ALOMST ALMOST TIME!!!!! ! BOOYAKASHA https://t.co/ntMERk4kvr

BLACKS ONLY • STATE OF DISASTER • EMPERORS PALACE • 25 MARCH 2023 • WITH MC @davidkau1 Tickets 🎫 @Computicket @TicketProSA https://t.co/pOq6xqY3CF

Saturday 25 • March l @EmperorsPalace | We handle State Of Disaster with our president @davidkau1 😅😂 https://t.co/Ugjm4zaHeH

Good to see so many police officers and soldiers on our streets. With the high levels of crime, the @SAPoliceService should sustain it permanently.

Lowering my Selfie Stick in honour of my younger brother Johniboy Herman Tselane who was mercilessly killed and his body dumped on the side of the road by unknown persons yesterday morning! RIP mjita! https://t.co/C4GV8b4nDK

*BLACKS ONLY #STATEOFDISASTER 🗓 25 March 2023 📍 EMPERORS PALACE 🎫 @TicketProSA @Computicket MC 🎤 @davidkau1 https://t.co/gvi3ygxQHE

One suspect shot dead near Emalahleni in Mpumalanga after a shootout with police. The gang was travelling in three vehicles from Nelspruit to Gauteng. They are allegedly involved in #CITRobberies #CrimeWatch

The right time is never in the future. It is now.

Winning on the road - together 👊

Blacks Only Comedy Show @davidkau1 . Kaizer Chiefs I Vaccine I #uMjoloWithAzola I #BBTitians I #KCMobile I Sundowns I #McCafeMotivationalMonday I DANCE WITH KHOSI https://t.co/FY8Va5gG0F

WATCH: Blacks Only Comedy State of Disaster hosted by the comedian and founder @DavidKau1 https://t.co/2TNK6L7fpi via @NoJokesComedy https://t.co/y2oqyZfBTL

WATCH: Blacks Only Comedy State of Disaster hosted by the comedian and founder @DavidKau1 https://t.co/2TNK6L7fpi via @NoJokesComedy

It’s always been one of my biggest dreams to take this music and sound to the highest level possible and to expose it to the largest audience imaginable and so I’ve dreamt of my @thegarden debut for many years — it’s finally a reality!

Gayton McKenzie spoke directly to white businesspeople and did not mince his words. What are your thoughts on his presentation? https://t.co/fsD29Zxbm6

CliffCentralCom: We’re live on YouTube right now. Join @GarethCliff, @davidkau1 & @ZeeMthethwa and get involved in the conversation. If you can’t make the live show, grab the podcast later 🎧#GCSLive 🔗 https://t.co/jWcgqFgRE1 https://t.co/OAwx8XcPKK

We’re live on YouTube right now. Join @GarethCliff, @davidkau1 & @ZeeMthethwa and get involved in the conversation. If you can’t make the live show, grab the podcast later 🎧#GCSLive 🔗 https://t.co/VeG2Gglt6J https://t.co/YhiUFUMIKv

Tomorrow on The @GarethCliff Show - the legendary comedian, filmmaker and entrepreneur @davidkau1 is our special guest co-host! 😎 Watch live on YouTube or https://t.co/k8OCv0QCzZ - or get the podcast later... https://t.co/1YHnPcD06D

South Africa who is fooling who? We were told that the cabinet reshuffle is delayed because of the president being down with a cold. Yet the same president had the energy to attend an Ankole auction. Are we being taken seriously. Are we being respected by the head of state?

🔥 GABI WITH THE OPENER!! What a start to the second half!! 😍 🔵 0-1 🔴 (46)

BREAKING NEWS: The man whose pleas led to former President Jacob Zuma ordering the government to build a concrete wall between South Africa and Mozambique (Manguzi) in order to stem the tide against the rampant crime of smuggling stolen cars, has been shot dead.

A healthy dose of laughter is what @davidkau1 does best. We are reminded again of the vast talent SA holds, all for a very worthy cause. https://t.co/QcwA8WghWC

WATCH: Pupils from Sihlahlasenkosi high school between Ulundi and Nongoma in northern KZN risk their lives to cross a swollen Mbekamuzi river and get to school as torrential rains continue to gutter the province. The low-lying bridge normally used to cross has been submerged. https://t.co/hP63xclOAl

Today the godfather of SA comedy is joining us in studio! @davidkau1 himself is in town for the Mother City Comedy Festival, get your tickets on Quicket: https://t.co/7RIikym6W6

Billionaire businessman Johann Rupert said spending money on safety and security in SA will attract more tourists than sponsoring premier league club Tottenham Hotspur worth R912 million.https://t.co/25GhEQ60GV

500,000 workers in Britain🇬🇧 have gone on strike to protest deteriorating living standards and demand higher wages. In the UK, the richest 1 per cent of people are now wealthier than 70 per cent of the population combined as close to 15 million people live in poverty. https://t.co/mYRCSgSIfQ

It's been 10yrs since it was released, but I'm still enjoying "Blitzpatrollie", this was an absolute jam from @joeyrasdien, @davidkau1 & @KagisoLediga https://t.co/oTPzH9PB5d

Shooting outside Northcliff Primary School, 14th Ave, JHB: a security officer was outside the school when two men approached him & fired multiple gunshots in an attempt to disarm him. A car chase & shootout followed. In Weltevredenpark, another shootout & one suspect shot dead.

SARB just hiked rates another 0.25% If you financed a R2m house at prime a year ago you would pay R3.8m & a monthly instalment of R15.8k a R2m house at prime today totals R4.9m & a monthly instalment of R20.3k That’s R1.1m more in total & an extra R4.5k in bond repayments!

BIG. THREE. POINTS.

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