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New #SavageLovecast: WTF is up with gyrating bottoms? A listener in Ireland is worried some guy is gonna snap his dick off. We've got a fun show for you this week—fun and hopefully distracting in a good way—with lots of great listener Qs and fab guests! https://t.co/l8ufVyDU7V

New #SavageLove: My thoughts on the end of Roe. Plus... risky vacation sex, prairie voles, and presumptuous assholes... https://t.co/OthovXzRTZ

"When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything." He's been right so far.

Thirteen states had anti-sodomy statutes when Lawrence was decided in 2003. Nine states banned straight people from engaging in oral, anal, and non-procreative sex, only four banned homosexual sex exclusively. https://t.co/lEGfsFcStH

She was LYING. https://t.co/tIjel1aJG7

If a right to privacy isn't in the Constitution... FFS stick it in already. Wish Dems had listened to me in 2005... https://t.co/YLduKOzNsA

And again: if kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. https://t.co/DnZklkBBU5

It's the ones who wanna pray with your kids — on the football field or elsewhere — you need to watch out for. https://t.co/PPDb41NT99

They can’t all be gems.

Was he in drag when he said it? https://t.co/jPY7QhAJ0m

I'm with her. https://t.co/WffgFONpUC

Lawrence also overturned sodomy laws in — I think it was — at least three that criminalized straight sodomy. https://t.co/OJrlQAEtG5

Wow. https://t.co/zjy0DEvQ9p

Sing THIS on the steps of the US Capitol, you dumb motherfuckers. https://t.co/yzX7zLPnPz

And today would be a good day for the women whose abortions he paid for to come forward. https://t.co/RpVrTWUliE

if you haven't chimed in with support for alternative 5 (broadly allowing more housing everywhere) of OPCD's one seattle plan - what are you even doing? https://t.co/EU4bMbdIbn

🔔Breaking: Biden administration announces mass #monkeypox vaccination plan. The US will release supplies of Jynneos vaccine (which requires 2 doses 4 weeks apart): 56,000 doses immediately; 240,000 doses in the coming weeks; 750,000 by summer's end; 500,000 in the fall. 🧵⬇️

“Hutchinson is everything that triggers the fragile egos of fascist thugs: A young, pretty woman who disobeys them,” @AmandaMarcotte writes. https://t.co/rXyw5ClBC1

This hearing is so insane Clarence Thomas just proposed to it

Instagram Also Removing Posts About Abortion Pills - https://t.co/TiPjPRSBnC

I think about this all the time and how trivially, obviously correct it is. https://t.co/DR3NbyleW2

If you can get pregnant (and you can afford it, and if medication abortion would be effective for your body type), it would be smart to get yourself this medication NOW, even if you are not pregnant, and keep it on hand for yourself or a a trusted friend, in case of emergency https://t.co/Tv0e8QMasx

We will adopt your baby https://t.co/U2DgMcaM6d

Rainbow Railroad strongly condemns the violent crackdowns at Istanbul Pride over the weekend. While Pride should be a time of celebration, events like this are a painful reminder that #LGBTQI+ rights are under attack all over the world. https://t.co/0UOUa4BwPS

Interesting. Perhaps a lot of doctors might start prescribing a particular ulcer medication, with a very clear warning: If you use this while you're pregnant, it will cause a miscarriage. This is an off-label use. It will cause a miscarriage if you use it off-label. https://t.co/3vE5KGSnyy

This is all great, but two pieces of legislation we desperately need: -Law confirming that no person can be sued, prosecuted or otherwise penalized for having an abortion. -A freedom of information law protecting the dissemination of information, including health information. https://t.co/efebIm395P

DEM STATES Do something: state edition. We could have this nationwide with large Dem majority in Congress. 1. NY - already had among the most liberal abortion law in nation; passed 6 more bills since leaked opinion. This is what Dem majority can do. https://t.co/5ffqNyav46

An abortion ban will result in more men committing murder. This isn't hysteria or a false panic. It's an objective truth. Homicide is the number 1 cause of death for pregnant women. Boyfriends and husbands who don't want to have a baby will take matters into their own hands.

“I ask you to not use the coat hanger as a rallying cry. The symbol for this era is a pill. We don’t want to give people the idea that in desperation a coat hanger or injecting Lysol or throwing themselves down the stairs is the best option. They’re not.” https://t.co/0o1AsnT4Bh

I'll give Thomas this. He's not bullshitting about his plans, like Alito is.

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