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Moms will have a case on their phone that is so random and unique with a hummingbird drinking Gatorade or something and it’s like, you bought this?

Baja Blast from the past

The smartest person asks the most questions.

Great things take time https://t.co/nq7R8I9Oqe

Frank Sinatra was on X-Games mode man

I feel bad for anyone with cancer but Tate is for sure the dude who would say you’re a loser if you get cancer or some bullshit like that https://t.co/tz9pUMfCiE

I will never understand people’s desire to BRAG about something that makes them look terrible https://t.co/MeAHSUOsPu

Why https://t.co/Mm0xIQiFuv

Reading about H5N1 and staring off into the abyss ♥️

Has to be a Yukon potato https://t.co/KkhcbUjIcf

This is also inaccurate, I am a flat 6’ no more no less https://t.co/mss1Jonj02

Yeah I guess the end is here https://t.co/b2LhN7x7Zs

Jesus is short king

Last day of Laneway 💔

5 years ago, billie was playing LANEWAY when I put this song out and 5 years later, I got to play LANEWAY because of it ♥️ https://t.co/vRMOPWHVcp

Boy’s a liar Pt 2 best song of the year so far

Melbourne!! Just put up the last 20 tickets for tonight if you still need one ♥️ https://t.co/3KPHWT92OU

Quick question for my Melbourne fashionistas- what vintage clothing store do I head with Ricky tomorrow

When I was 11 I went to see Green Day and caught a guitar pick and that was the day I decided to learn to play the guitar https://t.co/4nZL3ZjTH9

I was just chilling, floating over South Carolina today in my balloon and somebody shot me down?!?

Australia I love you soooo much STOP putting Beets on everything!! Beets are great! But not on EVERYTHING! This is not Schrute Farms!!’

Thinking about hogwarts legacy

A backup bean https://t.co/1AxLyhBt7W

As a person who travels for a living… this is gonna be soooooo Fucking stupid https://t.co/xqS7FjInqG

Playing Sydney tonight and I’m so excited

“I actually thought about reading a book yesterday!” - Billie, genuinely proud of herself

I want to score call of duty

A little over a year ago… https://t.co/BS8nnu0F2I

Los Angeles: The Way of Water

Rotten tomatoes is fucking whack

we are so fucking back https://t.co/KbIktbwfIk

queen shit

Paul McCartney signalling he is in the club

NOOO I FORGOT TO USE A PAN

Bruh doesn’t know about Mackinac Island https://t.co/q9vDNaUiUz

once that donald trump mugshot hits the TL it’s fuckin over https://t.co/QqJxhB7ZfU

Billionaires don't get taxed enough. That's a legit issue.

new rascal just dropped https://t.co/yUW66iWsqy

she was the lead in a best picture this year and you dont add her to the in memoriam?!?! RIP charlbi dean

It took them less then 48 hours to make sure depositors at SBV were covered, yet student debt cancelation is means-tested and is being challenged by the court. Just in case you forgot who exactly the system is designed to work for and against.

.@billieeilish's 'Happier Than Ever' now ranks among the top 100 most streamed albums in Spotify history.

MrBeast Re-Blinds 1,000 People https://t.co/mTcLM9UWMQ

My lead investor just texted me this about SVB.

How did this man get his hair so low res https://t.co/eOEuA2fGEa

a scone has got to be one of the most publicly embarrassing foods to eat.... y r u disintegrating into crumbs in my very fingers before I can get u to my lips... terrible design

6 years ago today, @BillieEilish released “Bellyache.” The electro pop single was heavily praised by critics and charted in many regions around the world. It is currently certified 2x PLATINUM in the US and has more than 600 MILLION views on YouTube.

ummmm i really hope they don’t ruin the best trilogy ever made by doing unnecessary things to it https://t.co/aa7UMhHyr1

hes so back its not even funny https://t.co/tixQnc06Ab

absolute unforced error on dems. fucking morons https://t.co/dKtTje8ZKX

I met a transgender 6th grader today who’s family is considering applying for asylum in Canada because of the threats she’s gotten. They already had to leave their home state of Texas. We can’t call ourselves a free country until everyone can exist as themselves without fear.

Just going to leave this here.

americas solution to problems for the longest time has been putting bandaids on collapsing bridges, this is what happens when you never actually fix the bridge https://t.co/J5jkmTqamU

BREAKING NEWS: Legendary performer Dick Van Dyke, aged 97, is doing great. https://t.co/ZJrJkEBMi0

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site. Journalists covering the story have been arrested. What the HELL is going on?

the people do not want balloons and UFOs floating. the people want big boat stuck.

We interrupt this pandemic to tell you about a spy balloon to tell you about a UFO to tell you about an airborne toxic event cover-up to tell you about another UFO

true sign of a recession is gary vee quitting the grind https://t.co/Vd1SBtS4av

Teach ALL of America’s history. The good, the bad, & the ugly. Don’t be afraid of our history. Don’t be afraid of the truth. Teach ALL of it.

Bad people love it when you talk about how they look- it’s part of the con. That’s why they all look so crazy all the time, so you won’t mention what they’re doing

What if Kareem ripped off that jacket, revealing a Thunder jersey, and went and got the record back?

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