@goldman - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 196 tweets by Jason Goldman, from 19 Sep 2022 to 30 Sep 2022.

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Jason Goldman

verified twitter profile @goldman

I like the work about the work. Places practiced include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House, San Francisco and New York. (he/him)

52,012 tweets
42,303 favourites
17 tweets per day
2006 since
605 following
2,297 listed
San Francisco, CA location

Top Tweets by @goldman

Jason Goldman
I think the ads targeting sometimes serves me hipster pomade just to lull me into the false belief that they don’t have my number.
30 Sep, 2022 - 04:01 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Current #1 kids song at home. Warning: catchy. https://t.co/OtSDWwzNCW
30 Sep, 2022 - 03:07 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Ok given all this extra context now it does seem sus af https://t.co/tdHLK2IOkL
30 Sep, 2022 - 06:07 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
My personal experience with these two truths led to my belief that fundamentally no one knows what they’re talking about. It’s proven durable. https://t.co/4ZGCCkNHP7
30 Sep, 2022 - 03:14 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
God after this whole day of elons texts now there’s massive @HCLPokerShow drama. Going to make some chamomile. https://t.co/W0O9FUzZ0W
30 Sep, 2022 - 02:41 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
Sliding into your DMs like “an API for gazebo whispers…does this interest you?!” https://t.co/LBDawVTN44
30 Sep, 2022 - 01:08 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
I mean shout out to Bret who legit is trying to derive sanity from all this. Love the “This is Jacks opinion too” https://t.co/QtzuXGDven
30 Sep, 2022 - 12:11 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
This really is the worst news of the day. Elon ends up looking reasonable because everyone else has just projected their fathomless need for validation upon him. https://t.co/oMWfy4CAeT
29 Sep, 2022 - 11:53 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
See this is historically accurate https://t.co/9gR8nsppBw
29 Sep, 2022 - 11:35 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
This really isn’t a case of “maybe it’s true from a certain point of view.” Twitter started as a user facing product. It had an API. At no time was it funded nor built like a protocol. https://t.co/TBYCXVfdyK
29 Sep, 2022 - 10:57 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Is there even one person in these Elon texts who is offering anything other than fawning praise.
29 Sep, 2022 - 10:55 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
It’s just all too dumb
29 Sep, 2022 - 09:24 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Please enjoy this knife, Parag. https://t.co/J3zcQNrtqU
29 Sep, 2022 - 09:22 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Twitter never started as a protocol. That’s just completely ahistoric. https://t.co/yps6fbYXyZ
29 Sep, 2022 - 09:18 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
So many feelings - I wanted to add you to the board but everyone else realized you were a lunatic. 🎼And that's about the time she walked away from me. https://t.co/pRTQBnqOao
29 Sep, 2022 - 08:05 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Yah really hard to see why the rest of the Twitter board opposed Jack's notion of involving Elon as too risky. https://t.co/k1njaLOyeX
29 Sep, 2022 - 08:02 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Well thank goodness Jack never had to txt Elon about his doing anything dumb
29 Sep, 2022 - 07:22 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
A wild Exhibit A appears
29 Sep, 2022 - 04:19 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
I’ll watch a whole west wing episode on TikTok where the transcription codex is “I’m using my phone to capture my laptop screen; you can see all the keys and like a used water bottle.” https://t.co/gqQsy4q7EA
29 Sep, 2022 - 03:02 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
First Dune Pod, now Vanity Fair — @codykeenan is hitting all the elite media. Pre-order Grace today!! https://t.co/rAGH780Twt
29 Sep, 2022 - 02:43 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Really the first show I can ever remember being deeply in the bag for from pilot to finale. https://t.co/26VXFOHcyK
28 Sep, 2022 - 11:50 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
I love this because there's a bunch of times she's talked about how folks want her to play flute and they show up with a POS band flute. Not this time. Library of Congress has the coolest shit. https://t.co/z1FQ5Z2652
28 Sep, 2022 - 10:37 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
The dad victory followed immediately by an epic dad fail: tried to clean the dishwasher by running a cycle with white vinegar. The vinegar container was actually full of bubble mixture. https://t.co/hvAc1cX5dc
28 Sep, 2022 - 05:41 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
Once you start watching a lot of 80s movies for a podcast, you end up seeing every creative choice as influenced by cocaine.
28 Sep, 2022 - 03:51 PM UTC
Jason Goldman
They should bring back Kindofadick Superman. https://t.co/YOyv7QuEvi
28 Sep, 2022 - 02:50 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
I know this is the most dad victory ever but this AM I bolted out of bed when I heard the garbage truck and realized I’d forgotten to put the cans out. I caught the truck and the driver was such a mensch that he took my extra cardboard too. I’ve been living off the high all day.
28 Sep, 2022 - 01:08 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
It’s Tuesday and there’s never been truer prophecy https://t.co/JVLuoMG1wL
28 Sep, 2022 - 12:02 AM UTC
Jason Goldman
They remastered the Wrath of the Lich King cinematic for its WoW Classic launch today. Still icy fire. Also a harbinger of the Game of Thrones frozen lake scene. https://t.co/s6w7ua7qB5
27 Sep, 2022 - 11:51 PM UTC

Top Retweets by @goldman

Edward Ongweso Jr
when i don't have primogeniture in crusader kings + my children didn't educate their children well enough https://t.co/ZbLaqNlANY
30 Sep, 2022 - 06:04 PM UTC
Thomas Paine ✊🇺🇦
@hunterwalk “All this money and power I have was a mistake, we should have just made it another chat protocol.” Is certainly a take
30 Sep, 2022 - 04:55 PM UTC
reading some of those jack jack texts to elon are even worse than the ex-FB folks who made nine digits and now publicly 'regret' the work they did
30 Sep, 2022 - 04:53 PM UTC
Mike Cvet
External forces and accountability affect every product, platform, service or protocol at scale. Shareholders, regulations, committees, culture, service providers, customers. It’s leadership’s job to navigate a business successfully through these constraints. This is escapism https://t.co/2VCmJG7k65
30 Sep, 2022 - 03:35 PM UTC
Justice Department
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has her ceremonial swearing in at the Supreme Court today. Attorney General Merrick Garland will be there and along with him will be some of the Justice Department’s longest serving employees. These are their stories.
30 Sep, 2022 - 03:17 PM UTC
josie duffy rice
Just want to remind everyone that the Governor of Mississippi said this publicly. https://t.co/1Ixl53EN8B
30 Sep, 2022 - 02:52 PM UTC
Ben The Illustrator ✏️✌️
Wow. Click and scroll right, keep scrolling. #GTTO #fuckthetories #EnoughIsEnough #GeneralElectionNow https://t.co/8AZKA52K8a
30 Sep, 2022 - 07:44 AM UTC
Will Oremus
One big takeaway from the newly disclosed @elonmusk texts is the extent to which @jack had a hand in almost every step of the process. https://t.co/T3BMJHA3FI
30 Sep, 2022 - 02:04 AM UTC
Kylie Robison
im simply at a loss for words
30 Sep, 2022 - 12:10 AM UTC
Tom Coates
Well this is amazing:
29 Sep, 2022 - 11:48 PM UTC
Dustin Moskovitz
@goldman If you’re the founder you can just make it a protocol whenever you want. You don’t even have to say it out loud.
29 Sep, 2022 - 10:15 PM UTC
Peter Kafka
Jcal explains that he’s just trying to help. “You know I’m ride or die brother - I’d jump on a grande [sic] for you.”
29 Sep, 2022 - 09:22 PM UTC
Haitch (he/him)
Here’s a snippet of Cody’s stories about working with President Obama. Just an incredible, intimate portrayal. https://t.co/vtsYQt8Jfg https://t.co/CAzvUMQLLh
29 Sep, 2022 - 03:56 PM UTC
Cody Keenan
There is no feeling like the terrifying and exhilarating moment when something you’ve been working on for so long is finally released into the wild. (It's also every day of existence as a speechwriter.) I'm so excited to share the first excerpt of GRACE: https://t.co/V2DqlzcV5f
29 Sep, 2022 - 03:06 PM UTC
Jason Leopold
How the sequence of events unfolded. An email describing how the directives to keep the USS John McCain out of sight during Trump's 2019 visit to Japan were passed to US Indo-Pacific Command and the Navy
29 Sep, 2022 - 12:42 AM UTC
yüng dad
the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.
28 Sep, 2022 - 05:07 PM UTC
Eric Schultz
After years of taking on (and taking down) the NRA, @Everytown for Gun Safety now setting its sights on the gun industry, including manufacturers. We've seen what happened to big tobacco, opioid manufacturers. Gun makers are next. https://t.co/K0K6FoqfjZ
28 Sep, 2022 - 04:42 PM UTC
Carla Hayden
This makes my heart swell. ❤️ @lizzo you are a gift to all of us. And it’s YOU who just made history much more cooler. We appreciate all the @librarycongress love at the concert last night. We can’t wait to have you back. #LizzoAtLOC https://t.co/R5oAdKxXYW
28 Sep, 2022 - 12:07 PM UTC
Tom Gara
Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees
27 Sep, 2022 - 08:03 PM UTC
Adam H. Johnson
Guys, I think when the Mussolini woman says “financial speculators” I don’t think she actually means financial speculators
27 Sep, 2022 - 02:10 PM UTC
NASA been in its bag all year
26 Sep, 2022 - 11:22 PM UTC
Marc Channick
G-d bless posts like this on a Monday morning – lets the rest of the week know what kind of hot chaos we expect here on the ol' bird site https://t.co/m2jENcjgOc
26 Sep, 2022 - 03:52 PM UTC
Matthew Zeitlin
if this happened with a left wing labour prime minister there would be a coup attempt https://t.co/z5gbfZIkmz
26 Sep, 2022 - 01:11 AM UTC
25 Sep, 2022 - 10:55 PM UTC
Matthew Zeitlin
Amazing that the net effect of Brexit will be more UK trade barriers and increased non-European immigration https://t.co/0f3QKtnx4Z
25 Sep, 2022 - 01:25 PM UTC
Michael Martinez
24 Sep, 2022 - 03:29 AM UTC
Rob Flaherty
Republicans in congress are promising to take strong akcia to ban abortion nationally https://t.co/XxCMhkPwkU
23 Sep, 2022 - 08:22 PM UTC
Jo Maugham
Since this tweet the pound has fallen from $1.51 to $1.08. https://t.co/OeTQbFT1Ix
23 Sep, 2022 - 06:20 PM UTC
investor relations: maybe if you go on cnbc, you can win over retail investors Hold my beer: https://t.co/9N7GX0FU8Z
23 Sep, 2022 - 03:54 PM UTC
Patrice just telling the truth all over here https://t.co/1lPPF118ZN
23 Sep, 2022 - 03:45 PM UTC



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