@gselevator - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 200 tweets by GSElevator, from 24 Jun 2015 to 28 Jun 2021.

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GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

1,487 tweets
856,220 followers
1,081 favourites
<1 tweet per day
2011 since
3 following
5,175 listed
New York / London / Hong Kong location

Top Tweets by @gselevator

GSElevator
@GSElevator
“If you see a hot chick hawking financial or crypto advice on social media, ignore him.” (Credit: Reddit)
28 Jun, 2021 - 03:31 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
FIFA fined the Mexican national soccer team because their fans used a homophobic chant. Wait til they find out it’s illegal to be gay in Qatar, the country they picked to host the next World Cup... once the slaves are done building the stadiums.
21 Jun, 2021 - 12:17 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
The New York Times in 2018 vs 2021. Spot the difference:
28 May, 2021 - 01:59 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
99 Rules To Live By: https://t.co/kfes4aUXHl When it comes to revenge, I’m like a reverse mortgage. I’ll fuck you up for three generations.
19 May, 2021 - 01:45 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
CDC: You are no longer required to end emails with “Stay safe.”
15 May, 2021 - 02:34 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
COVID is over. Here are 50 things every man should do before he dies: https://t.co/tVbhQgh29O
25 Apr, 2021 - 05:01 AM UTC
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@GSElevator
The difference between investment banking now and 20 years ago is that now, the customers have bigger yachts.
24 Mar, 2021 - 01:17 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
R/WSB with the $GME kill shot on Wikipedia:
12 Mar, 2021 - 02:42 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
I found this Danish sunglass startup before they existed in the US... Now, they’re one of the hottest brands of 2021: https://t.co/IdpnJkiYPb
11 Feb, 2021 - 07:32 PM UTC
GSElevator
@GSElevator
.@UberEats paid $7 million for a “support local business” Super Bowl commercial. They charge those local businesses a 30% delivery fee. Those businesses are dying. Uber’s stock is up 250% since the pandemic started.
09 Feb, 2021 - 12:13 AM UTC
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@GSElevator
When Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl, by market cap: AAPL: 5.16B AMZN: 7.32B Market cap today: AAPL: 2,300B AMZN: 1,700B
08 Feb, 2021 - 04:52 AM UTC
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@GSElevator
“The common trait I saw in prison and on Wall Street was narcissism and instant gratification.” - Tom Hayes (My former colleague, after spending 5 years in jail for LIBOR-rigging)
05 Feb, 2021 - 02:56 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
New addition to the list: manipulating the stock market. https://t.co/aMkc8Qvtz4
30 Jan, 2021 - 03:13 AM UTC

Top Retweets by @gselevator

John LeFevre
@JohnLeFevre
The “keynote speech” (cost > $100k) at every single banking conference I’ve ever been to (and I helped organize a few) is so dry, tedious, and vapid that we all knew it was a legalized bribery/kickback scheme. https://t.co/Us8smRyW5C
29 Jan, 2021 - 04:27 AM UTC
Steve Hanke
@steve_hanke
According to @GSElevator, “This is what a $15 minimum wage looks like”. Exactly right. #MinimumWage laws are a wrecking ball for low-skilled jobs. Higher minimum wages lead to fewer hours of work and fewer jobs for workers with few skills. Econ 101.
17 Jan, 2021 - 10:23 PM UTC
John LeFevre
@JohnLeFevre
Self isolation is like Vegas... You lose money by the minute. Drinks are free-flowing. And no one knows what day it is.
26 Mar, 2020 - 03:19 AM UTC
GSElevator
@GSElevator
1. Measure yourself only against your previous self. 2. Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats. 3. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack. 4. Never park in front of a bar. 5. Know when to ignore the camera. 99 Rules To Live By: https://t.co/Y2hZYbpKYm
11 Aug, 2019 - 04:48 AM UTC
GSElevator
@GSElevator
Finally on Instagram. Content will be considerably more frequent and diverse, but still cynical and unapologetic. Follow: https://t.co/S4GzCNoLLc
09 Aug, 2019 - 11:03 PM UTC
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@GSElevator
"Wearing a Rolex is like driving an Audi. It means you have a little bit of money, but not much to say." The 2018 @GSElevator Guide to Dressing Like a Man: https://t.co/mBgFBsC6nZ
27 Aug, 2018 - 12:36 AM UTC
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@GSElevator
If Amazon is in your line of business: Sell now. If Amazon is not in your line of business: Sell now; your business sucks.
17 Jul, 2017 - 06:56 PM UTC
GQ Magazine
@GQMagazine
Efron's next move? Wall Street https://t.co/B0DjUyq3as
30 Sep, 2016 - 10:40 PM UTC
GSElevator
@GSElevator
#1: People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need prenups. She can keep the Jared ring and he can keep his Xbox.
14 Feb, 2016 - 07:30 PM UTC
euromoney.com
@euromoney
Who will star in Straight to Hell adaptation? https://t.co/6zZwYQM1fX cc. @GSElevator @JohnLeFevre
05 Feb, 2016 - 04:12 PM UTC
Newsweek
@Newsweek
Tales of Wall Street debauchery, from behind the doorways of @GSElevator http://t.co/BbM7WaDib9
28 Jul, 2015 - 03:20 AM UTC
euromoney.com
@euromoney
. @GSElevator crashes into Hong Kong financial markets. @CWrightmedia reviews @JohnLeFevre's new book http://t.co/hCMilQ8D47
13 Jul, 2015 - 12:01 PM UTC
Business Insider
@BusinessInsider
Here's what we think of Goldman Sachs Elevator's new book @gselevator http://t.co/80QPgMorlL
10 Jul, 2015 - 04:39 PM UTC
New York Post
@nypost
Drugs, sex and debauchery: The ex-trader behind @GSElevator reveals all http://t.co/8VVCBO9idt
05 Jul, 2015 - 08:36 PM UTC

@gselevator's

Tweets

173 tweets
22 retweets
5 replies
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Twitter Client

69 TweetDeck
65 Twitter for iPhone
64 Twitter Web Client
2 Twitter Web App
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Retweets

12 - GSElevator
3 - JohnLeFevre
2 - euromoney
1 - nypost
1 - BusinessInsider
1 - Newsweek
1 - GQMagazine
1 - steve_hanke
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Replies

4 - robilypj
1 - YaintKnow
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Hashtags

1 - #StraightToHell
1 - #InternationalWomensDay
1 - #FeelTheBern
1 - #10YearChallenge
1 - #internszn
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Mentions

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2 - @reformedbroker
1 - @CNBC
1 - @turneyduff
1 - @RyanHawk12
1 - @PayPal
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