@khayadlanga - Twitter Profile Analysis

“Subaweak.” Xhosa proverb

🙏🏾 https://t.co/6CEWExzQar

Iyandonwabisa kele nto yenzeka apha. https://t.co/Bxn5S0ueY9

Ungaba hoyi.

Wholesome

This is not a very bright thing to say. https://t.co/fxMvrDqbWI

This is surprising 🤔 https://t.co/VrwwkjyAoc

IFP is going to make big gains in KZN in the next election by the look of things. Trouble ahead for ANC. https://t.co/e3hwxAUPIU

Can I run for president of Orania? https://t.co/Ofu9TRQkDa

Sorry, promoted. https://t.co/7yqU2OHwn9

And I forgot about Nathi Mthethwa, kicked out to touch. #cabinetreshuffle

I am not sure if he was speaking as if he was hungry or didn’t feel like addressing us. #cabinetreshuffle

NDZ demoted.

Increase the number of ministries so that we can decrease the number of ministers. #cabinetreshuffle

Theni ngathi ebesandu vuka? https://t.co/U7qv3CLRRx

Will anything improve in this country with new or different ministers in various positions in the cabinet? #cabinetreshuffle

This delay is giving doing your homework in the car on your way to school. #cabinetreshuffle

Punctuality, like a proper supply of electricity is a distant memory. #cabinetreshuffle

Got isibindi nomhlehlo KwaLanga. 👌🏾

The greatest wrestling match of all time is The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, Hell in a Cell, Bad Blood.

Be an ever-present sun, you never know what a necessity your light may be to another.

My Uber must be inspired by today’s Formula-e race 😂

It’s some people’s nature. Made me remember why I tweet so little lately. https://t.co/jzhowhuPns

What Formula E sounds like 🤣😂🤣😂

I forget how some people will choose to misunderstand, misrepresent and misstate anything you say.

Kiernan passed on the 10th of Feb 2023. On the 11th of February 2022 he asked me to write a book about his life. Almost exactly a year to the day before he passed on.

Uphi?

Vafa on On Alpha Males And Dominance and Being Born Worthy https://t.co/Ikow6WTmfR via @YouTube

Didn’t have any. https://t.co/E5NlV34R5d

Kevin: Is that Khaya you were talking to? Trevor: Yes, it’s him. Kevin: No way bro! You know him? You think he’d be cool to take pic? Trevor: He’s pretty humble for a guy who wears glasses. But take it easy, your nervousness is showing. Kevin: I can’t believe you know him!

Imagine waiting your whole life to be at the Oscars and you end up sitting behind a stratus cloud.

I have 2 sons... it will be a miracle if they could harmonize. https://t.co/93nLXXEfSu

The Xhosa community really caught a W with “As a result”

Having experienced Sandton traffic during stage 6 load shedding, I don't blame them 🙊😀 https://t.co/fouhnYB33t

“Starting on time for us in the ANC is a big thing, because one of the bad tendencies that had seeped in was for meetings to start at any time, much later than the time that had been determined. That is a bad practice we have to rid our movement of” Cyril Ramaphosa, January 2018

Sending me a question mark because I’m taking long to respond won’t help you a single bit I promise

🚨✅ CONFIRMED: Leo Messi has won FIFA Men's Player Of 2022 Award! @FApor_elmundo [🎖️]

No one can trick Messi 😂😭

Come on, be honest: Was your cell phone coverage and data plan better under apartheid?

Aliens map of earth

🤣🤣🤣love him so much ❤️ 🤣 https://t.co/98HDgxZBPI

Damn!! You're shooting with cameras cameras 🔥 https://t.co/W5PvwlUIro

Oh no! There’s a mountain spoiling the view from my hotel window!!

Q. Where does England cricket team stay when they tour South Africa? A. With their parents

Does anyone actually want to FIX Joburg, or do they just want to be in charge?

Oh! We. Are. One! https://t.co/8U5RUrvJh8

Can't wait to watch this https://t.co/IhCSWLbcZ1

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/hWi1rHSMA4

Everyone who says they enjoy swimming in Cape Town water, how does it feel to be a straight up liar?

Thank you @khayadlanga for this daily reminder 📌 https://t.co/LljPJklwoS

Messi’s first touch : https://t.co/FXPJZZIdwq

Non-Xhosa speakers, when we say “Suxoka” during your story telling, we aren’t accusing you of lying. We are saying: we can taste the spice and it’s good, carry on, tell us more, we like the Rajah, do not stop. Basically, SUXOKA!? means you’ve reached the climax of your story.

Death stalks us, walks next to us, almost invisible, sometimes it gives warning shots. Yet some days it is there with no warning. It steals the lives of the young and the old with equal dispassion.

Quote this tweet with the best picture you think you’ve ever taken. Not of yourself if you can help it, unless it was. I’ll go first.

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