@khayadlanga - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 199 tweets by Khaya Dlanga, from 04 Jan 2023 to 14 Mar 2023.

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Khaya Dlanga

verified twitter profile @khayadlanga

YouTube Podcaster. Bestselling author of These Things Really do Happen To Me & To Quote Myself (Shortlisted for the Sunday Times Alan Paton Prize). Marketer.

163,978 tweets
9,344 favourites
3 tweets per day
2008 since
1,818 following
764 listed
South Africa location

Top Tweets by @khayadlanga

Khaya Dlanga
“Subaweak.” Xhosa proverb
14 Mar, 2023 - 09:01 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Iyandonwabisa kele nto yenzeka apha. https://t.co/Bxn5S0ueY9
11 Mar, 2023 - 07:32 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
This is not a very bright thing to say. https://t.co/fxMvrDqbWI
10 Mar, 2023 - 10:20 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
IFP is going to make big gains in KZN in the next election by the look of things. Trouble ahead for ANC. https://t.co/e3hwxAUPIU
10 Mar, 2023 - 10:18 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Can I run for president of Orania? https://t.co/Ofu9TRQkDa
09 Mar, 2023 - 10:31 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
And I forgot about Nathi Mthethwa, kicked out to touch. #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 07:10 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
I am not sure if he was speaking as if he was hungry or didn’t feel like addressing us. #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:55 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Increase the number of ministries so that we can decrease the number of ministers. #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:49 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Will anything improve in this country with new or different ministers in various positions in the cabinet? #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:15 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
This delay is giving doing your homework in the car on your way to school. #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:08 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Punctuality, like a proper supply of electricity is a distant memory. #cabinetreshuffle
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:06 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Got isibindi nomhlehlo KwaLanga. 👌🏾
04 Mar, 2023 - 12:21 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
The greatest wrestling match of all time is The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, Hell in a Cell, Bad Blood.
04 Mar, 2023 - 11:39 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Be an ever-present sun, you never know what a necessity your light may be to another.
01 Mar, 2023 - 07:37 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
My Uber must be inspired by today’s Formula-e race 😂
25 Feb, 2023 - 04:33 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
It’s some people’s nature. Made me remember why I tweet so little lately. https://t.co/jzhowhuPns
25 Feb, 2023 - 12:32 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
What Formula E sounds like 🤣😂🤣😂
25 Feb, 2023 - 09:56 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
I forget how some people will choose to misunderstand, misrepresent and misstate anything you say.
25 Feb, 2023 - 09:01 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Kiernan passed on the 10th of Feb 2023. On the 11th of February 2022 he asked me to write a book about his life. Almost exactly a year to the day before he passed on.
23 Feb, 2023 - 02:25 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Vafa on On Alpha Males And Dominance and Being Born Worthy https://t.co/Ikow6WTmfR via @YouTube
21 Feb, 2023 - 03:46 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Kevin: Is that Khaya you were talking to? Trevor: Yes, it’s him. Kevin: No way bro! You know him? You think he’d be cool to take pic? Trevor: He’s pretty humble for a guy who wears glasses. But take it easy, your nervousness is showing. Kevin: I can’t believe you know him!
19 Feb, 2023 - 09:39 AM UTC

Top Retweets by @khayadlanga

Jarrett Bellini
Imagine waiting your whole life to be at the Oscars and you end up sitting behind a stratus cloud.
13 Mar, 2023 - 12:13 AM UTC
I have 2 sons... it will be a miracle if they could harmonize. https://t.co/93nLXXEfSu
10 Mar, 2023 - 12:43 PM UTC
The Xhosa community really caught a W with “As a result”
09 Mar, 2023 - 03:06 PM UTC
Kgoshi Ya Lebowa
Having experienced Sandton traffic during stage 6 load shedding, I don't blame them 🙊😀 https://t.co/fouhnYB33t
07 Mar, 2023 - 06:15 PM UTC
“Starting on time for us in the ANC is a big thing, because one of the bad tendencies that had seeped in was for meetings to start at any time, much later than the time that had been determined. That is a bad practice we have to rid our movement of” Cyril Ramaphosa, January 2018
06 Mar, 2023 - 06:02 PM UTC
Sending me a question mark because I’m taking long to respond won’t help you a single bit I promise
27 Feb, 2023 - 07:23 AM UTC
Managing Barça
🚨✅ CONFIRMED: Leo Messi has won FIFA Men's Player Of 2022 Award! @FApor_elmundo [🎖️]
25 Feb, 2023 - 03:20 PM UTC
No one can trick Messi 😂😭
24 Feb, 2023 - 11:43 PM UTC
Richard Poplak
Come on, be honest: Was your cell phone coverage and data plan better under apartheid?
20 Feb, 2023 - 05:26 AM UTC
Aliens map of earth
12 Feb, 2023 - 01:40 PM UTC
Yanda Ntontela
🤣🤣🤣love him so much ❤️ 🤣 https://t.co/98HDgxZBPI
11 Feb, 2023 - 05:21 PM UTC
Abuti Lavida
Damn!! You're shooting with cameras cameras 🔥 https://t.co/W5PvwlUIro
08 Feb, 2023 - 05:44 PM UTC
Richard Quest
Oh no! There’s a mountain spoiling the view from my hotel window!!
06 Feb, 2023 - 04:52 AM UTC
David Shapiro
Q. Where does England cricket team stay when they tour South Africa? A. With their parents
03 Feb, 2023 - 03:44 AM UTC
Giulietta Talevi
Does anyone actually want to FIX Joburg, or do they just want to be in charge?
30 Jan, 2023 - 09:32 AM UTC
unleash the beast!
Can't wait to watch this https://t.co/IhCSWLbcZ1
17 Jan, 2023 - 12:53 PM UTC
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/hWi1rHSMA4
11 Jan, 2023 - 03:33 PM UTC
Jess Hinds
Everyone who says they enjoy swimming in Cape Town water, how does it feel to be a straight up liar?
09 Jan, 2023 - 03:35 PM UTC
Sibusiso Ntshangase
Thank you @khayadlanga for this daily reminder 📌 https://t.co/LljPJklwoS
09 Jan, 2023 - 04:46 AM UTC
Spitch Nzawumbi 🇦🇪
Non-Xhosa speakers, when we say “Suxoka” during your story telling, we aren’t accusing you of lying. We are saying: we can taste the spice and it’s good, carry on, tell us more, we like the Rajah, do not stop. Basically, SUXOKA!? means you’ve reached the climax of your story.
06 Jan, 2023 - 08:19 AM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Death stalks us, walks next to us, almost invisible, sometimes it gives warning shots. Yet some days it is there with no warning. It steals the lives of the young and the old with equal dispassion.
30 Jul, 2021 - 03:14 PM UTC
Khaya Dlanga
Quote this tweet with the best picture you think you’ve ever taken. Not of yourself if you can help it, unless it was. I’ll go first.
17 May, 2021 - 05:21 PM UTC



103 tweets
72 replies

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195 Twitter for iPhone
4 Twitter Web App

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Tweet Days



2 - khayadlanga
2 - Tumi213
1 - SpitchNzawumbi
1 - stopthatmessiii
1 - Ntshangase__Sbu
1 - thejesshinds
1 - KgarejanaM
1 - bontlemahlabs
1 - Okay_Wasabi


5 - khayadlanga
4 - Thami_Malanda
3 - MakiofTroy
2 - Outta_Ctrl
2 - AmanziAbanzi
1 - mvsrapp
1 - Am_Blujay
1 - MissLollyG
1 - NtombifuthiSel5


6 - #cabinetreshuffle
4 - #SONA2023
1 - #EskomBookTitles
1 - #SONA23


2 - YouTube
1 - SizweDhlomo