@monteiro - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 200 tweets by Mike Monteiro🌹, from 25 Aug 2021 to 19 Sep 2021.

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Mike Monteiro🌹

verified twitter profile @monteiro

This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole. he/him

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97,169 tweets
16,406 favourites
8 tweets per day
2006 since
1,371 following
3,258 listed
SF location

Top Tweets by @monteiro

Mike Monteiro🌹
Do you realize how badly we had to fuck up to see sequoias die out in our lifetime? https://t.co/uiMCR611Az
18 Sep, 2021 - 04:59 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Really hoping we can keep this set going. 🙏🏽
18 Sep, 2021 - 04:06 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Did he though?
17 Sep, 2021 - 08:52 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
You can’t make this shit up:
17 Sep, 2021 - 08:09 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
“And he who was uncomfortably seated on the throne said, ‘Behold, I have swollen balls.’ Also he said, ‘Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.’” — Revelation 21:5
17 Sep, 2021 - 08:08 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Oh for fuck sake. Just fuck this show. https://t.co/J3jDyBjMIW
17 Sep, 2021 - 02:36 AM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
America is so addicted to its narrative of “exceptionalism” that once again we’re papering over all the crimes, and tragedy, and horror of the Trump administration so that we can tell the story of how America didn’t break. America broke, motherfucker.
17 Sep, 2021 - 02:36 AM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
In the end, guillotines will save lives. https://t.co/ojynuOCGa6
16 Sep, 2021 - 11:25 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Companies — no matter how well-meaning they tell you they are, no matter how much they toss around words like family, no matter how much they promise “we’re in it together” — companies DO👏NOT👏CARE👏ABOUT👏YOU. https://t.co/nvYhF6N70i
16 Sep, 2021 - 09:01 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Earlier today I regretfully sent out a tweet that mocked people’s feelings. I would like to apologize. Everyone’s feelings are valid and should be respected. Here is my amended tweet: Man, fuck billionaires. https://t.co/snRyALc6A7
16 Sep, 2021 - 08:49 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Man, fuck billionaires’ feelings.
16 Sep, 2021 - 08:15 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
Lotta people spending their day trying to turn swollen balls into a Halloween costume today.
16 Sep, 2021 - 03:28 PM UTC
Mike Monteiro🌹
“As long as there are substantial numbers of unvaccinated people, there won’t be an easy off-ramp for the pandemic.” https://t.co/8ViKiMdh1Y
16 Sep, 2021 - 03:26 PM UTC

Top Retweets by @monteiro

Gavin Newsom
NEW: Over 70% of Californians are vaccinated with at least one dose. We now have the lowest COVID case rate in the nation. Vaccines are how we end this pandemic.
18 Sep, 2021 - 04:48 PM UTC
Erich with an “h” 🇺🇸
It looks like the #JusticeforJ6 “Rally” could have been an email.
18 Sep, 2021 - 04:01 PM UTC
Dave Pell
DeSantis and Abbott should be brought up on manslaughter charges. https://t.co/JwL8qdwTFW
17 Sep, 2021 - 08:47 PM UTC
Derek Powazek
Take a lesson, startup workers. https://t.co/WvydCTVnFS
17 Sep, 2021 - 12:02 AM UTC
The Associated Press
The Colony Fire burning in Sequoia National Park in California is expected to reach a grove of 2,000 sequoias on Thursday. Firefighters wrapped the base of the world's largest tree, the colossal General Sherman Tree, in an effort to protect it. https://t.co/qkP2qq54ic
16 Sep, 2021 - 10:35 PM UTC
Dr. G. Adams "No, the pic isn't me, its my mood”
16 Sep, 2021 - 10:18 PM UTC
Kevz Politics
#BREAKING - Trinidad & Tobago Health Minister Dr. Terrence Deyalsingh responds to swollen testicle claim made by Trinidad-born entertainer @NICKIMINAJ; says there is no such reported case in Trinidad & Tobago (TTT)
15 Sep, 2021 - 04:52 PM UTC
Sir Bryan Lee
It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day! It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day! It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day! It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day! It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day! It’s dunk on Nate Silver Day!
15 Sep, 2021 - 02:21 PM UTC
Chesa Boudin 博徹思
Thrilled that @gavinnewsom will remain our Governor. But we should all be outraged that wealthy and powerful people could buy an election and force our state to waste hundreds of millions of dollars rather than focusing on what needs to get done. Now let's get back to work.
15 Sep, 2021 - 04:34 AM UTC
Kurt Bardella
New Rule: if you force a recall and lose, you should have to reimburse the taxpayers for the cost.
15 Sep, 2021 - 03:35 AM UTC
Clara Jeffery
Reminder that the recall cost the taxpayers of California some $276 million. (Plus the gobs donors spent.) Seems like that could have been put to better use. In a pandemic. And a climate crisis. And a housing crisis.
15 Sep, 2021 - 03:29 AM UTC
Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing 🍎
Well shit that dress worked after all loooooool https://t.co/0NRBv9NnG4
14 Sep, 2021 - 08:40 PM UTC
Matt Novak
My favorite thing about the crypto press is that they celebrate the mysterious movement of $2 billion as some kind of win for the little guy. I’m sure whatever reason that $2 billion moved was something wholesome. https://t.co/nMQE39M5gc
14 Sep, 2021 - 12:49 PM UTC
Alan Baxter
My kid eating a vegetable.
14 Sep, 2021 - 10:31 AM UTC
ryan cooper
Mark Zuckerberg personally intervened to allow a Trump post calling for violence to remain up https://t.co/XnomEM4GMd
13 Sep, 2021 - 05:14 PM UTC



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