George Wallace's Twitter Profile Analysis @mrgeorgewallace on Twitter

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I'll straight up play poker at a picnic table and break out a picnic at a damn poker table, I really don't give a shit anymore.

Shout out to the top five izers in the world, tranquil, moistur, appet, hand sanit and Pf.

Shout out to all the gorillas that are near the mist but not exactly in it. Like, the gorillas just to the left and or right of the mist and whatnot.

I'll straight up listen to "Me So Horny" when I'm only somewhat horny I really don't give a shit anymore.

Sending big, warm bear hugs to y'all in Texas.

You only hear about the grim reaper. Shout out to all the more lighthearted reapers. There's gotta be a clumsy reaper out there, trippin' on his robe and shit. And he looks up like, "A little help?" and everyone just laughs and shakes their heads and helps him up and whatnot.

I'll straight up have a firefighter fight a foo and a foo fighter fight a fire I really don't give a shit anymore.

Shout out to the top 5 ids in the world, giant squ, citric ac, Larry Dav, gender flu and Cup.

I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

I am hereby leaving comedy to become a personal shopper and whatnot. https://t.co/yTqkAY18bv

I'll straight up show A Handmaid's Tale to a little mermaid and The Little Mermaid to a handmaid I really don't give a shit anymore.

I'll straight up listen to the Pet Shop Boys on a backstreet and the Backstreet Boys in a pet shop I really don't give a shit anymore.

Dude looks pretty sturdy. Shame he jumped on the field so late in the game. Chiefs coulda thrown some pads on his ass and upgraded their o-line and whatnot. https://t.co/6YyKKDaZCy

Finally settled that illegal download case from the Napster era. At this difficult time, we ask that you please respect our piracy.

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Rush Limbaugh in his own words. https://t.co/XgKBMHR5nj

“There’s no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day.” - @LeaderMcConnell They knew Trump was guilty, but didn’t have the guts to oppose him.

Rep. Stacey Plaskett: "When asked to condemn the Proud Boys and white supremacists, what did our president say? He said, 'stand back and stand by.'" https://t.co/coG0kf4qJ4

“You About to Lose Yo Job!”: Racist Remarks From GA Cops Caught On Video https://t.co/cl7RC4eOFb #WhatYouNeedToKnow https://t.co/lfIgJWZMD8

This is the funniest and best explanation of baseball, ever. I’m dying. https://t.co/XY4IxM54gB

It’s the, “and you don’t want any of this either,” for me. https://t.co/PgtoXlFADP

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Man, the Georgia cookout was going pretty strong until Marjorie Taylor Greene showed up like, "Sorry I'm late, y'all. I was busy lobbying for the execution of the House Speaker and telling a mass shooting victim it never happened. Anyway, I brought some lukewarm Mountain Dew."

A dad at the coffee shop bought his child a cake pop and said "Don't tell Mom" and then winked at me, like I asked to be part of their twisted web of lies.

GOP Tax Scam exploded the debt by $2,000,000,000,000 (two trillion). 83 percent of the benefits went to the wealthiest one percent. Remember that this week when Republicans lecture us about fiscal responsibility.

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