@nzkoz - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 200 tweets by Michael Koziarski, from 15 Dec 2020 to 18 Sep 2021.

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Michael Koziarski


I live in New Zealand, write web software, maintain Ruby on Rails and have three beautiful daughters.

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59,978 tweets
6,644 favourites
<1 tweet per day
2006 since
551 following
820 listed
Wellington, New Zealand location

Top Tweets by @nzkoz

Michael Koziarski
Remember team, if someone promises something critical and fails to deliver, it’s important you check their passport! If their passport is the same as yours, it’s actually no ones fault.
16 Sep, 2021 - 06:08 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Every year we get a cheery social-media reminder of that time in 2015 when our youngest was in the ICU with a respiratory virus, “just a cold”. At least this time the AI machines have sent photos of the recovery….
13 Sep, 2021 - 07:38 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
I dunno man, maybe regulators and pundits favoring on prem local hosting was a really bad idea and they should be ignored from now on?
11 Sep, 2021 - 11:08 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
What’s the opposite of hugops?
09 Sep, 2021 - 10:08 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Sometimes things that look like great businesses are in fact secretly off balance sheet risk sponges once the fat tails kick in.
08 Sep, 2021 - 12:24 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Nothing says “this thing is going to be the new cash” like historically inconceivable volatility
04 Sep, 2021 - 01:53 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
I kinda feel for Eike Batista, Bill Hwang mighta took away the one title he thought he had locked up forever.
03 Sep, 2021 - 05:13 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
“Do you consent to receive your covid vaccine” fuck yeah, gimme that messenger rna
01 Sep, 2021 - 02:58 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Why is it that literally every time I power on my bose headphones it transfers the currently playing spotify track from alexa to my ears. No one wants this, my headphones aren't paired with my fucking soundbar...
31 Aug, 2021 - 08:36 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Well, he’s certainly qualified to comment on failed operations against rural insurgencies…
27 Aug, 2021 - 10:04 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Google would like you to know that they have a new, exciting, 34th attempt at bootstrapping messaging from their gmail user base. They totally won’t cancel this one
26 Aug, 2021 - 08:53 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Feels like this is the last time we can have this level of covid restriction. It either works or we go full Boris.
24 Aug, 2021 - 12:58 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
What’re we fighting about today, unruly mob?
23 Aug, 2021 - 06:47 AM UTC
Michael Koziarski
Sadly there was no historical parallel for propping up a central government which has lost the support of the rural populace and was facing an endless, patient insurgency.
15 Aug, 2021 - 08:55 PM UTC
Michael Koziarski
I feel like even knowing how good Ledecky is at swimming, you still can’t quite grok how good she is, and how much longer she’s still got to go…
01 Aug, 2021 - 05:17 AM UTC

Top Retweets by @nzkoz

Drew Scanlon
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at https://t.co/JkdnTG7DCO
15 Sep, 2021 - 04:27 PM UTC
Mike Brown
For the record, this is a typical Wellington Spring day. https://t.co/x5CNkruDiT
10 Sep, 2021 - 01:15 AM UTC
harime bnnui 🐇
i cannot stress enough how unintentionally funny the teaser webpage for #TheMatrix4 is
07 Sep, 2021 - 05:14 PM UTC
Gary Bernhardt
If your reaction to a software practice or codebase is to search for some reason that it's Morally Impure, you probably won't ship much software. The world is messy. Being good at the work means, in part, learning which messes will and won't actually catch fire.
26 Aug, 2021 - 05:40 PM UTC
Ramp Capital
Would it help if I posted a famous Warren Buffett quote?
28 Jan, 2021 - 04:48 PM UTC
Ramp Capital
Same shit different year
27 Jan, 2021 - 01:36 AM UTC
Dan Amira
Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film
06 Jan, 2021 - 07:39 PM UTC
Ken Lay is the current Chairman of #Enron Corp. Read his executive bio in https://t.co/qO30dZbTKt
12 Nov, 2019 - 08:30 PM UTC



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2 - RampCapitalLLC
1 - DanAmira
1 - allenholub
1 - EnronOnline
1 - garybernhardt
1 - Lenophie
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15 - nzkoz
12 - Bandit
7 - aotearoa_ben
6 - JoshForde
6 - Yorrike
5 - traskjd
5 - rowansimpson
4 - sminnee
4 - maupuia


1 - #northshoreliving
1 - #scamaddict
1 - #bloodgrift


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