@realdmitchell - Twitter Profile Analysis

Nearly Wimbledon - time to play tennis! @TennisForFree & @thefridgeman want to bring free tennis to parks. If you like that idea please support this Crowdfunder campaign “£50k for 50 sites” by giving or sharing. https://t.co/2cV9WXYf38 A kind donor is match funding your donation.

I’m on @BBCTheOneShow in a few minutes and that fact has got its own mini-poster (see below)! Apparently it’s called a “social card” and it gives a clue to my conversational agenda.

Look! There’s a @WILTY_TV compilation show on tonight! It was made for pre-watershed so will be slightly less rude than necessary. https://t.co/s2OJCmzGvM

I am very happy, proud and excited to announce that, after a brief pandemic, @UpstartCrowPlay is coming back to the West End this autumn! I hope you can come. It's on at the Apollo Theatre from 23rd September for 10 weeks and tickets are available here: https://t.co/5vSJlIa1B3

I’ve just discovered that a brand new series of @UnbelieveTruth has been on @BBCRadio4 without my realising. Surely this represents a marketing failure? Anyway if, like me, you’ve missed it, eps 1-5 are on @BBCSounds and ep 6 is on this coming Monday. https://t.co/pofyKpfNlE

May I draw your attention to the below, which is on tonight? 29 minutes of delicious @WILTY_TV offcuts. https://t.co/Rc0ZxV7WXy

My @ObsNewReview column today, my last for a few months, is about the importance of Gift Rap. https://t.co/oKLki1BBkQ

The last episode of the current series of @WILTY_TV is on at the new time of 9 o'clock! Sadly the decision was taken too late to include any of the rude words that timeslot allows. Guests: Joe Thomas, @SamanthaQuek, @Bobby_Seagull and Jo Brand. Channel: @BBCOne. Day: today. https://t.co/4lx0DgEQrz

If you want to be someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, it’s not enough just to say that you don’t take yourself too seriously. My @ObsNewReview column today: https://t.co/Ltr1yAg3HB

On tonight's brand new @WILTY_TV, please enjoy remarks of fluctuating veracity from @DeborahFW, @Raj_Bisram, @jenlion and @StephenMulhern. It's on @BBCOne at 8pm. https://t.co/HOJAAtRajP

Does President Putin run his own switchboard?

There's another new episode of @WILTY_TV on @BBCOne tonight! The guests are @jamalimaddix, @josierones, @vicderbyshire and Rhod Gilbert and it's on at one of the two usual times, in this case 8pm. https://t.co/GyRbP2vTKM

It's the last episode of the current series of @UnbelieveTruth tonight! Tune into @BBCRadio4 at 6.30pm to hear it career down the broadcasting chute into the watery grave of the internet. https://t.co/P0E0s1S992

My @ObsNewReview column today is about how I could only carry on believing that the prime minister was about to be toppled for so long… https://t.co/rw3G35kbow

See below for details of tonight's brand new episode of @WILTY_TV plus pictures of all the guests yawning. https://t.co/93KwojU3Pm

We’re back with brand new episodes of @BrydonAnd. My first guest has been in high demand over the last couple of years… and it’s finally happened! Listen, free and exclusively to my chat with @RealDMitchell on @SpotifyUK 🎙️ https://t.co/bEKX5p9gJE

THANK YOU for your amazing responses to The Tuckers. 🙏🏻🙏🏻( choking up yuh) If you want to watch the whole series on iplayer just click this link below. https://t.co/ot9GyWj66L

I don’t know who made this but it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen #DowningStreetParties

This is how Eleanor, 10 and severely visually impaired, enjoys stories and illustrations. She needs our help to bring books to life for blind children this Christmas and so she's raising money for our charity. Please share & support, thank you. https://t.co/xfZQcm2xSW https://t.co/V6wuS5HNAw

Little reminder that if you've not done so yet there's still time to vote WILTY for Best Comedy Entertainment Show at the National Comedy Awards. Link here! https://t.co/5xTka2bIGm

Day 21. Richard Ratcliffe has stood up and gone home. If his heroism has helped you understand what a diplomatic mess we’re in, please contact your MP before Tuesday’s parliamentary debate secured by @TulipSiddiq and ask them to demand a resolution. #FreeNazanin #FreeAnoosheh

(I’m not sure why he isn’t meeting @TrussLiz personally but I assume there’s strategy behind that. Whatever the outcome, I think the country is entitled to expect an announcement from the Foreign Secretary herself on the whole matter in the next few days).

Day 19. Today, Iran’s deputy foreign minister meets officials in the UK. This is the moment to show the people of Britain that we still have power and diplomacy on the world stage - and an opportunity to finally exercise the right skills and judgment to bring our citizens home. https://t.co/xvkhlqUxRt

Richard Ratcliffe and I have come out of our meeting with the Foreign Office Minister, who had just met his Iranian counterpart. It was hard to watch my constituent in visible distress as it became clear that there was no real breakthrough and nothing new to report. #FreeNazanin

Day 16. I'll be honest, I'm praying Richard will go home soon. But I totally understand why he feels he can't. I admire his determination beyond words. Still, I'm hoping someone powerful will stand up and say: "It's OK Richard. We're on it. We'll take it from here." #FreeNazanin

Richard Ratcliffe is exhausted, freezing and he hasn't eaten for 15 days. @ClaudiaWinkle and I are going back to see him tomorrow. If you're nearby and would like to join us to express love and support, we'll be at the FCDO building, King Charles Street, SW1A 2AH at 11am. #Family https://t.co/emVvEsygr9

😊 Just added new dates for Torquay, Halifax, Glasgow, Ipswich, Oxford and Woking 😊 BOOK NOW 😊

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We went to see Richard Ratcliffe on day 9 of his hunger strike. The ongoing torment of this innocent family is a failure of British democracy in its core aim: to protect its citizens. Nazanin must come home. How on earth will we reverse climate change if we can’t even fix this?

Here’s what I’ve done for the planet today: not cut down a tree. AND I’VE DONE THAT EVERY DAY FOR MORE THAN 40 YEARS. That’s more than 16,000 trees I haven’t cut down. Also I once had a veggie burger. 🌲 🌳 ❤️ #weholdourbreath #COP26Glasgow https://t.co/vVwZ4eqH9V

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