Sarah Cooper's Twitter Profile Analysis @sarahcpr on Twitter

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Boris Johnson has my calendar? #RoadmapOutOfLockdown https://t.co/HQdjMom2UF

“Another day, another long stare into the abyss created by the rot in the soul of every congressional republican” —William Shakespeare

Happy Birthday @springfever ❤️ no I don't remember what we did to get all those beads https://t.co/0tTJy1Yggr

The current state of my left hand https://t.co/SYxSI4WOht

One of my favorites https://t.co/ICK3ZRIxQC

I’m putting myself on a strict diet of protein bar for breakfast, a turkey sandwich for lunch, and pizza and/or tacos for dinner

This is not an SNL sketch. Okay it *was* an SNL sketch but now it’s real life, and it’ll probably be a sketch again too https://t.co/2X0Z5ELBBh

Please don’t attack anyone on my behalf. I appreciate your support but not attacks on other people. I think we’re all experiencing varying degrees of anxiety and sadness right now and the isolation isn’t helping so it’s good to try to generate some positivity if you can ✌️

My new favorite way to browse the Internet is to get on a zoom call, pin the video of the person wearing glasses, then see what they’re looking at in the reflection on their lenses

My god isn’t everyday life terrifying enough https://t.co/jGF24elizF

“There’s no way to know” https://t.co/pL3w5jaDn3

Getting high in your 40s can lead to dangerous activities such as trying to put a white duvet cover on a white comforter (sent from inside a white duvet cover) (I think I just live here now)

In addition to a 10 minute meeting reminder I need a 10 minute pep talk for not canceling the meeting

I’ve reached the “what even is writing” stage of writing

Everything is virtual now... meetings, classes, events, happiness

A THREAD: for those in America who want to help the people of Texas through this deadly winter storm (during a pandemic no less). This isn't a resource for people in TX who need help but again for those of us outside of it who can help. Even $5 donations & RT's go a long way! /1

The situation is dire in Austin. We’re without power and heat with no end in sight amidst frigid temperatures. My wife and I still have running water. Others have had pipes break. There needs to be accountability for what happened. Right now the priority is to keep people safe.

For those asking, yes, Dr. Fauci did meet Dogtor Fauci. It was very very sweet. 😍🐾 https://t.co/ooQqTrGnDC

No one calls Chappelle a potty mouth https://t.co/WrhOVVCB2i

Also, if you want to see the same material I'm performing one-on-one along with Jackie Kashian on 2/27 6 PM PST, go on https://t.co/yFdbEcKIAI! It's $15 and if you don't have $15, email me at ariamaamfordba@gmail.com and I'll get you in free! https://t.co/ZGKJlXA3Do

@sarahcpr & @MayaRudolph *Everything's Fine "Andrea, are You ok???"😝😭 https://t.co/i4pvZ9IJDl

The reclusive Shelley Duvall sat down for a conversation with THR about her legacy and the trauma of making 'The Shining.' https://t.co/9Kon5YkSHq

I made this vase and these ashtrays: https://t.co/f7BCrEcPVV

If you're not watching Nickelodeon's coverage of the impeachment what are you even doing? https://t.co/uUzJtcrZrd

Thank you @Trevornoah for using your platform to draw attention to this global workers’ rights issue that has led to police violence, attacks on free speech, and other human rights concerns. “We cannot take farmers for granted. Nowhere in the world. We need farmers.” https://t.co/sZTS5eetfo

We stand with our Asian American & Pacific Islander community against the rising tide of racism and hate crimes that have been stoked to a fever pitch, much of amplified by the actions of our last president. It’s on all of us to speak up against bigotry & protect our neighbors. https://t.co/WmZFmHt17L

It’s not every day you get to perform with a legend. 💕 Rest in power to our dreamgirl, Mary Wilson. https://t.co/1tdWQrk4jz

“Damn right I called the code red” https://t.co/O0HncFGlwj

Raskin breaks down recounting how his daughter told her she doesn't want to come to the Capitol again after she was there for the insurrection https://t.co/9murvIl6w5