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so yes i’m laughing at rude sounding german words like a child
02 Oct, 2019 - 02:12 PM UTC
Happy birthday to my lovely friend @Vivienneclore. 🎁🎉😘 Have a glorious day, VC. x
02 Aug, 2019 - 06:27 AM UTC
THREE I lived next door to a couple called Lucy and Tim. They were both lovely but very different to one another. He was a gregarious GET IN HERE AND DRINK CHAMPAGNE WITH ME type, she was far more reserved.
09 Jun, 2019 - 10:00 AM UTC
TWO We had two children and last year they said they wanted to go to Disneyland. We saved up and booked it but rather than say sure you want to go to Disneyland let’s go to Disneyland, we decided to make them earn it. I told them they needed to raise £3,000.
09 Jun, 2019 - 09:56 AM UTC
ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
09 Jun, 2019 - 09:52 AM UTC
Hello, good morning. A ridiculous but ENTIRELY TRUE story coming up, told in three parts. Ten tweets per part so you might want to a) make a strong coffee, or b) ignore me
09 Jun, 2019 - 09:49 AM UTC

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Niccole Thurman
Slow walkers: talk to me. What’s going on, you know you can just walk faster right
20 Nov, 2019 - 04:42 PM UTC
David Wilding
(you might as well read the whole thing to be honest)
19 Nov, 2019 - 09:10 AM UTC
David Wilding
The Oborne piece on Johnson’s endless bullshit hits the nail on the head several times, especially on the disservice it does to other politicians.
19 Nov, 2019 - 09:05 AM UTC
Keep Our NHS Public
At this crucial moment for our National Health Service, here's why we're asking, if you want to protect the NHS, then please think again if you've planning on voting Conservative. #GE2019 #VoteNHS
17 Nov, 2019 - 05:03 PM UTC
Jenny Laville
Remember you can do your bit for Children In Need this year simply by not voting Conservative.
15 Nov, 2019 - 07:58 AM UTC
Martha Gill
They've chosen the hill they want to die on, and its that Grenfell victims weren't as clever as Jacob Rees Mogg
05 Nov, 2019 - 07:50 PM UTC
Glennon Doyle
When this player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, her opponents gathered around to provide cover while she fixed it. This is our mood today. When one of us needs us: We stop. We huddle up. We protect each other. I love the soccer. I love women. G
24 Oct, 2019 - 02:27 PM UTC
Nick Murphy
Andy & Guy talking about the thing I've been doing this year.
23 Oct, 2019 - 12:45 PM UTC
Sorcha Ní Nia
NASA employee: Oh hey you guys are back early Astronaut: moon's shrinking NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *grabbing a tyre pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking
15 Oct, 2019 - 10:17 AM UTC
Alix Chidley-Uttley
Hello All ❤️ ... I’ve been asked back to speak on BBC Radio Shropshire, this time on the Food Hour. This Sunday with @MarkLeeElliott. I’ll be on air for the hour talking food and wine matching. 11am this Sunday. Listen in! @TannersWines @BBCShropshire
11 Oct, 2019 - 01:59 PM UTC
Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet.
09 Oct, 2019 - 10:44 AM UTC
Tom Victor
You, an idiot: Colleen v Rebekah Me, a gourmand: WAGyu beef
09 Oct, 2019 - 10:21 AM UTC
Daniel Maier
Pizza Express to fold and become Calzone Express.
07 Oct, 2019 - 11:09 AM UTC
Michael Shelford
Missed my train and nearly got hit by a bus crossing the road to hear this woman.
28 Sep, 2019 - 05:43 PM UTC