@slipnutstm - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 188 tweets by Christopher Márquez, from 22 Oct 2013 to 15 May 2015.

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Christopher Márquez

@SlipNutsTM

Cookie Thief. Pizza expert. Clean underwear wearer.

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2,415 tweets
81,965 followers
4,383 favourites
<1 tweet per day
2009 since
253 following
295 listed
San Francisco location

Top Tweets by @slipnutstm

Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
If God really wanted us to be happy he would have only given us one religion.
15 May, 2015 - 08:35 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Vodka doesn't care if toilet paper is stuck to your shoe.
12 Apr, 2015 - 05:07 AM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
The worst part about the end of February is having to take down all my Black History Month decorations.
28 Feb, 2015 - 10:40 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
I trust that you are smart enough to know how stupid you are.
24 Oct, 2014 - 01:37 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Hallmark needs to make a card that says "I unblocked you."
20 Jun, 2014 - 08:52 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Unless you're blind, there's no excuse wearing sunglasses in doors, I'll just assume you're high, hungover, a douche, or all of the above.
18 Jun, 2014 - 11:31 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Here’s The Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Air During Tonight's NBA Finals https://t.co/BoE4KfsklZ
10 Jun, 2014 - 08:25 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
A lot of people struggle with humility, but not me.
08 Jun, 2014 - 09:52 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
My pie chart says I should be ordering a pizza right now.
26 Mar, 2014 - 03:52 AM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
The truth is-I'm afraid of the truth.
24 Mar, 2014 - 03:19 AM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Because of #13, I just discovered that I've been doing yoga everyday.
17 Mar, 2014 - 12:24 AM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
I love when I'm car clubbin' by myself and the car next to me notices and starts dancing with me.
08 Mar, 2014 - 08:42 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
I bet.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨you thought something was on your screen.
23 Feb, 2014 - 10:09 PM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
There is no straight way to wash a cucumber.
17 Feb, 2014 - 08:30 AM UTC
Christopher Márquez
@SlipNutsTM
Procrastination much!?!? Yep....Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie....almost forgot that I love you!
15 Feb, 2014 - 12:53 AM UTC

Top Retweets by @slipnutstm

Clanopath
@Clanopath
Are you gonna drink that? -First date questions.
08 May, 2015 - 06:02 PM UTC
Faux Pelini
@FauxPelini
SUSPENSION TALLY: Ray Rice (bludgeoning): 2 weeks Bill Simmons (talking) 3 weeks Josh Gordon (pot): 1 year Roger Goodell (various): HAHAHAHA
25 Sep, 2014 - 12:36 AM UTC
Harbinger One
@Harbinger_one
My standards are about as low as a worm's nut sack
22 Sep, 2014 - 02:15 PM UTC
Clanopath
@Clanopath
You can't touch this, is my favorite song ever written about my phone.
19 Sep, 2014 - 03:00 PM UTC
The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
My wife and I are having another baby because misery loves company.
25 Aug, 2014 - 05:12 PM UTC
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel
26 Jul, 2014 - 03:20 PM UTC
Clanopath
@Clanopath
Ask your doctor if ignoring all the warning signs is right for you.
23 Jul, 2014 - 10:24 PM UTC
Mined Ova Matta
@MinedOvaMatter
I live in constant fear that one day it will actually rain men.
11 Jun, 2014 - 11:26 PM UTC
Donna T
@sweetg35
Life is short, make the good times last longer!
20 May, 2014 - 11:38 PM UTC
Earvin Magic Johnson
@MagicJohnson
I'd rather be talking about these great NBA Playoffs than Donald Sterling's interview.
13 May, 2014 - 03:02 AM UTC
Saucy Kensington
@Book_Krazy
Ways to end arguments with women: 5. Buy wine 4. Pour wine 3. Give her wine 2. Pretend to be dead 1. Be dead
29 Apr, 2014 - 10:20 PM UTC
southpaw ☘
@_SetTheHook_
Sorry, I already made plans with my couch.
13 Apr, 2014 - 01:01 PM UTC
Britney Spears
@britneyspears
Ummm....this wedding toast is INCREDIBLE!!! I want IN on the 10 year anniversary performance!!! #WORKBXXCH http://t.co/sjE1TfW3LB
31 Mar, 2014 - 05:05 PM UTC
Alex & Sierra
@AlexandSierra
sorry for not tweeting much! we are working very hard so that we can take a break to see family soon. cherish your loved ones always. <3
25 Mar, 2014 - 06:59 PM UTC
Alex & Sierra
@AlexandSierra
WE JUST REALIZED THAT TWITTER TOOK OFF OUR "3" THIS IS REAL THIS IS..... US.
18 Mar, 2014 - 05:29 AM UTC

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65 tweets
120 retweets
3 replies
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132 Twitter for iPhone
28 Twitter Web Client
27 Favstar.FM
1 Instagram
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15 - Clanopath
10 - Kahnerb
10 - JefeJK47
9 - Sloanhem
4 - sweetg35
3 - JamesCoolie
3 - 10InchesPlus
3 - ZoeWaritz
2 - chopper4jk
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1 - Blondie951
1 - bballmomma4
1 - BoPelini
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