@sortabad - Twitter Profile Analysis

Analysis of 200 tweets by perpetual meh, from 03 Jul 2021 to 24 Jul 2021.

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perpetual meh

@SortaBad

None of this is financial advice. I claim to tweet about Bitcoin and crypto but i mainly tweet dad jokes. Alt for mutuals: @sortaokaytbh

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21,929 tweets
65,826 followers
103,041 favourites
10 tweets per day
2011 since
776 following
1,136 listed
San Francisco location

Top Tweets by @sortabad

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@SortaBad
a lot of people claim that the 30-50 feral hogs day was the best time online. And it was great. But about 3 weeks into lockdown there was a period when everyone was getting mega bored and horny and there were dozens of thirst traps posted every day for weeks on end. Glory days
24 Jul, 2021 - 03:19 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
please people I beg of you it’s HIPAA not HIPPA
24 Jul, 2021 - 02:58 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
🚨 BREAKING Simone Biles has tumbled down the stairs at the Tokyo Olympics!!
23 Jul, 2021 - 10:26 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
Howard the Duck is a marvel character, lmao how did I not know this
23 Jul, 2021 - 04:58 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
OLIVIA RODRIGO: you’re breaking up with me? ME: sorry I can’t help how I feel [one year later] OLIVIA: 🎶 I hope your new girl loves how you name the tomatoes in your salad and talk to them like they’re your friends ME: could be about anyone tbh
23 Jul, 2021 - 01:33 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
the mortician looks down and sees a QR code tattooed on my lifeless body. he scans it, and it sends him to my twitter account. one last follow
23 Jul, 2021 - 12:24 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
Stone Cold Jane Austen
22 Jul, 2021 - 05:05 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
you know what, I just think nudity is fine if it’s done tastefully but Kevin this is your wife’s funeral so I’ll play by your rules
22 Jul, 2021 - 03:07 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
missing some of my reply guys and gals who’ve deactivated, we had a good run folks
22 Jul, 2021 - 02:17 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
I love this for many reasons but #1 is bc how mad some people will be https://t.co/U7zP1mYZSs
22 Jul, 2021 - 12:32 AM UTC
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@SortaBad
all of these parents should be put in jail
21 Jul, 2021 - 11:23 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
This story just keeps getting cooler https://t.co/SGaNvjKack
21 Jul, 2021 - 10:55 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
today I found out that San Jose State University has a good Judo team. And the coach is 101 years old and has been the coach for 75 years. What
21 Jul, 2021 - 04:35 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
Nothing can live up to a smoothie first time NOTHING https://t.co/9mqRhSZ54E
21 Jul, 2021 - 04:13 AM UTC

Top Retweets by @sortabad

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@two5five
@SortaBad @emotionalpedant "IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT A MAN IN POSSESSION OF AN ASS MUST BE IN WANT OF AN ASS WHIPPING"
22 Jul, 2021 - 04:31 PM UTC
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@House_Feminist
my bed isn’t made of cardboard but it may be sex resistant too for all I know
21 Jul, 2021 - 11:08 PM UTC
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@justky1018
Men will literally go to space before confronting their feelings
20 Jul, 2021 - 02:01 PM UTC
The Volatile Mermaid
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Ah yes the old “they wouldn’t be white supremacists if you didn’t call them white supremacists” argument. Glad to see they’re recycling it for anti-vaxxers. https://t.co/udnAqs39Eh
17 Jul, 2021 - 01:44 AM UTC
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@tigersgoroooar
i read that on death row you can have whatever you want as a last meal but it has to be something they can make in the prison kitchen. i wouldn’t know what to order, i’d need to know a little more about the chef first and her passions and dreams.
15 Jul, 2021 - 04:09 AM UTC
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
Don’t mock Barron Trump, empathize. He’s just a kid and who among us doesn’t know what it’s like to have a boomer parent with terrible politics?
09 Jul, 2021 - 01:05 AM UTC
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@behindyourback
absolutely the skill that has served me best in every area of my life for the longest amount of time is the ability to pretend I have any idea what people are talking about
08 Jul, 2021 - 10:35 PM UTC
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
Our waitress just introduced herself “Hi I’m Karen, unfortunately.” I love her.
06 Jul, 2021 - 11:16 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
Nelly is performing live on tv and in Ride Wit Me he updated the age of the women he refers to from “18 with an attitude or 19 kinda snotty acting real rude” but only went to ages 21/22 and I want to watch a whole documentary about the details of this decision
05 Jul, 2021 - 04:13 AM UTC
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@KidKnapt
I laugh every time I see this is my saved photos @SortaBad
03 Jul, 2021 - 09:59 PM UTC
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of rich racists is called a CPAC.
26 Feb, 2021 - 12:44 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
me hitting the gym in the morning and then deciding to get a burrito for lunch
28 Jan, 2020 - 05:47 PM UTC
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@SortaBad
the boss baby movie is dumb as hell. if my baby was a boss and tried 2 tell me what to do I’d just distract him and hide. Yeah bitch maybe grasp object permanence and then u can ask me 2 work saturday
05 Sep, 2019 - 03:02 AM UTC

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59 tweets
17 retweets
124 replies
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5 - OhNoSheTwitnt
4 - SortaBad
1 - KidKnapt
1 - behindyourback
1 - ellewasamistake
1 - painted_eel
1 - tigersgoroooar
1 - justky1018
1 - House_Feminist
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6 - SortaBad
3 - Erin_904
3 - liljonlovitz
3 - andylevy
2 - murrman5
2 - TedDancin
2 - ellewasamistake
2 - cee_ryan
2 - abbycohenwl
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