@stephenking - Twitter Profile Analysis

Be well, get better, you're loved and needed. https://t.co/8pPqrrxTBC

Are you KIDDING me? I’m so jealous. https://t.co/4JWfYv8mWW

Let’s be clear: If Trump is indicted in New York, it won’t because the nefarious radical left wants to take him out of the presidential race. It will be because he paid hush money after having sex (while married) to a porn star and tried to write it off as legl expenses.

Donald Trump is a sociopath and a criminal. To let him near the nuclear codes again would be insane.

Halfway through re-watching THE WIRE comes the news that Lance Reddick has died at the horribly unfair age of 60. Wonderful actor; wonderful man. This is sad news.

Add “existential” as in “existential threat” to the terms that should be retired. Nobody knows what the fuck it means.

Gosh, look at all those frowny people! They look like those unhappy emojis. https://t.co/Yiye6lN5vG

Gosh! There are certainly some sour, grumpy people on twitter today!

You'd certainly know about incompetence. https://t.co/fsjVnsyd0Q

I have set the new streaming stuff aside to re-watch THE WIRE. It hasn't aged a day. Still the series by which other streaming dramas are judged.

I hadn't thought of it that way, but yeah. Yeah! https://t.co/6TTYfkQzmJ

CITY OF DREAMS, by Don Winslow: It's a crime classic. Winslow's best book, by far. You won't put it down. I think it's published next month.

Foghat: When I was stone blue, rock and roll sure helped me through.

THE CURATOR, by Owen King: On sale today. The unabridged audio is read by Marin Ireland. It’s a bravura performance.

People in TV shows certainly heal fast.

Turner Classic Movies (TCM) tonight, 8 PM: CASABLANCA. Watch it again, Sam.

"Let's Stay Together"--excellent choice. https://t.co/UmQPK2xFy2

Aretha, maybe. Gladys Knight. Donna Summer? Is that soul or disco? Does it even matter?

Best soul song from back in the day? Maybe…”Got to Give ItUp,” by Marvin Gaye? “Sweet Soul Music,” by Arthur Conley? “Rock Your Baby?” Or is it “When a Man Loves a Woman,” by Percy Sledge? Or anything by Al Green?

Owen’s book, THE CURATOR, comes out Tuesday. https://t.co/AeF2QJfWhC

POKERFACE, Episode 9: “Escape from Shit Mountain.” Best title for a TV episode ever.

So sorry to hear the great David Lindley has passed away. The world has lost a brilliant musician.

Sore loser. https://t.co/yARkV8X9sZ

I feel like any day there isn't a crazed narcissist in the White House is a good day.

I'll check it out. Where is it streaming? https://t.co/XwoQO2igcd

THE CONSULTANT (Amazon Prime): Bentley Little is an incredibly good, incredibly sharp novelist who balances horror and social satire with aplomb. This series is worthy of his talents.

It’s very sad when the Cherry Garcia is all gone.

Maybe hiring you wasn't a good idea. https://t.co/ExIlcoMMSB

Go with your bad self! https://t.co/PvrhFpyg9L

Check it out: https://t.co/faJATDL1ja

Arizona launches 'anti-woke' parent hotline to report critical race theory, gender lessons https://t.co/kveKagbcYa

@FoxNews "woke." You chuckleheads have stripped a word of all meaning.

If you’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to read NOS4A2 or Heart-Shaped Box, it’s here! Grab your $2.99 ebook edition on kindle this weekend. Happy reading — Joe’s web elf

@StephenKing I’ve learned over the years that the higher up on the call sheet you are, the faster you heal.

One lesson of Jan 6 is this: Trump’s lies, spread on TV & social media, provoked a violent attack on our Capitol. No responsible adult, and especially no American pledged to our Constitution, should deny what happened or repeat the same reckless lies.

Gray Matter https://t.co/mZTMLoJPFm

Prevagen is total bullshit. You’re better off doing crossword puzzles every day.

@tedcruz I support Ukraine because they are fighting for their very existence. Jesus, man, what is wrong with you?

May I just say that one of the best days of your life is when you realize you're ten years out from flunking that biopsy and your doc says, "Get out of here, you're cured, I don't need to see you anymore."

Holy Love, shelter us in the thick of life's trials, bring us friends to comfort us in our grief, offer us water when we thirst, and love us back to loving this world and each other #chaliceout #eveningprayer #uu

It started out like any other night in the ER, until a guy came in with something . . . different. Once it left his body, it was loose in the hospital. And once it left the hospital . . . https://t.co/xyDOClYeyN https://t.co/PW51jRC2ep

I’m about THIS far from creating a YouTube show where I talk about Finnegans Wake while I bake cookies. It’ll be called Wake & Bake. There will be no guests. https://t.co/pAsJ1V8w0Y

My 83 year old mom was given a tutorial in making an avatar and I can’t tell you how wonderful it is. https://t.co/r4dF5nZzll

@StephenKing The 1951 film? Peter Ustinov is terrific! He doesn't chew the scenery -- he absolutely devours it.

@RepStefanik @foxandfriends @HouseGOP @FoxNews Safe space. You truly don’t have the guts to face a real reporter.

Nothing like an unplanned Bring Your Four Year Old Daughter to Work Day and then she serenades an elevator full of bankers with her best rendition of Brass Monkey. https://t.co/qezdP7fMd9

Just a reminder that @StephenKing said you should come to my book signing at @Pretty_Good_Bks this Saturday! ;) We will have over 10 local Ohio and PA authors selling and signing their books (including @gengornichec !!). Make sure you stop by the other small business on Main! https://t.co/J2Vw6IXniu

My daughter is now a Stephen King nut. A few years later than her old man but still a nut. About to give her his first short story collection, NIGHT SHIFT. Couldn’t help flagging the ones that stayed with me.

Last but not least - THE STAND. My first story by @StephenKing, and my favorite. This is the uncorrected proof for the upcoming @CemeteryDance publication. I love to see a double proof edition. It makes it all the more special. Thank you @RichardChizmar. @visitmaine #thestand https://t.co/v0Y1JPVlHW

You heard the legend, @StephenKing. Stop on down to @chelseabwrites book signing at @Pretty_Good_Bks! I’m thrilled to be apart of the event—hope to see you there! #ohio #cleveland #Bookstore https://t.co/KLnGEdwWfQ

@seanhannity Pretty simple answer to this. The moment the docs were found, the proper authorities were notified and the documents returned. Compare and contrast with your boy.

I love the architecture in my city. Especially in the fall and winter. Saw a neighbor’s house look like this while walking with the dog. Meant to share this a bit ago, but better late than never. #victorianstyle #victorianhome #greenlight #halloween https://t.co/CJXlcGj1w5

@StephenKing 😂 or a pack of honey badgers fighting over a cobra in a terrarium

I’m no political expert, but I wonder whether Kevin McCarthy would be doing better if he weren’t a dick.

Gracious Joy, each day may we practice #generosity in the ways that challenge us most, whether in attitude, or effort, or resources, towards others or ourselves

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