@trevorgumbi - Twitter Profile Analysis

It’s been a long week. I’m grateful to have a moment to put my feet up and catch up with family

Look at how cute my Almond was as a pup ! Love her https://t.co/MmCgT8PHg3

We #ThankYouForTheWork

Tomorrow night #StandUpComedy https://t.co/B9GzZYTYXN

I’m here for a good time, not a long time *T&C’s apply

What I miss about December is seeing @Boet_Themba walking in with plastic loads of groceries and go straight to cooking outside. Now he’s cooking alone for himself outside. WE are the toxic friends

I’m kicking this Neo guys ass at poker. He’s almost broke, now I go in for the kill

“A touch is a move !” - @Quela__

This is my favourite exercise right now. With dumbbells in each hand, it works the sides of your abs. Gets rid of the muffin-top and creates those penis pointers

Getting our end-orphans

Oh no ! #TBT

@osmtalent and I #ThankYouForTheWork

#TBT I was SO unnecessary

#StandUpComedy

I tried to take a selfie of myself with both my thumbs showing, so that I could caption it “what has two thumbs and is in the gym today ? THIS GUY !” but, I needed the thumb to click the button. Turns out it’s IMPOSSIBLE to take a selfie with both thumbs showing. Prove me wrong !

Gym time, but, the little ember of joy I’ve been keeping alight, is slowly fading. I’ll feel much better after this,….or at least I hope I will,…

Today, my little sobriety baby is 5 months old and we celebrate cause we’re slowly getting to bury this sweaty drunk guy, bit by bit #aDayAtaTime

I finished strong, ‘cause I am who I say I am and if I wasn’t, then why would I say I am ?!

Shout out to the 031, the hoods I repped be the 907 and the 909 !

My stubborn belly fat is still there, but, there are some positive changes. Like, my bellybutton used to be deep enough to hold two tequila shots, now it’s down to just one. (Which upset the gents at my local pub, but it is what it is) #KeepGoing

Mzansi Comedy Nights, tonight at 22h00 channel 161 @comedywednesday @Eyeunderm @Mzansimagic

Fine dining at the Mai

#ThingsBongaHates sitting behind him in the car @_Bonga

The only problem is, they're not my ducks

I’ve unlocked a new level of my “motivation through self deprivation” program. I now eat my cheat meals naked in front of a mirror shouting “LOOK AT YOU !” through half chewed mouthfuls

Working out with a couple of #reds today

R54 for 750g strawberry muesli ? I’ll wait for the cornflakes to spoil and add potpourri instead

OMG, I’ve just caught of whiff of myself and I smell rancid ! Maybe I should change my gym gear more than once a week. If I’ve been downwind from you recently, I’m sorry I put you through that and I hope I didn’t give anyone a deviated septum

A glorious morning. #ThankYouForTheWork @osmtalent

LOL this is brilliant, make Britain great again! 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/KwiWyG9PP3

Hai ngena ai Lumi https://t.co/vCQHttTh7d

In 2019, Matt Damon gave a masterclass on what makes a great scene. “You could end the scene there, but if you leave the camera rolling…” https://t.co/R6i8l2oGa8

🇿🇦💔

This will forever remain a classic 🤡 https://t.co/Ed8R897tnp

This video clip was a mass extinction event of brain cells in my head

DENZEL WASHINGTON with some humble words about moviemaking.

Another week, another well-flavoured serving of authentically Southy gags. Prep your rib cages and tune in to #MzansiComedyNights with Skhumba and @trevorgumbi this evening at 21:00 on @MzansiMagic (Ch 161).

He picked on a homeless man and a random guy stepped in

*bites lip*

Her: Hang on! We can f**k when my son goes to bed, okay? Her son at 2:07am https://t.co/VKvFBxyv5E

I love and appreciate them so much I always tell them they are saving us unlike the Colddrink guys 😔 https://t.co/aH4HHOCzqq

Day 18. I got angry today. I got frustrated. But my brain didn't jump to ideas of drinking or drugs. Which has gotta be a first. So today I'm grateful for that. And my mom made fudge for me and everyone here. Grateful for her love! #sobriety

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Everyone is asking for a 2500 ewallet on WhatsApp … are u all hacked by the same person? That’s childish.😂🤣

Chris Rock is trending again for this exchange 🤮

South African Actress, Nomzamo Mbatha starred in an upcoming movie titled Assassin alongside Bruce Willis and Dominic Purcell. It is believed to be Bruce Willis' last film, after he was diagnosed with dementia. She also starred in 2021 Hollywood movie, Coming 2 America.

Listening To My Anfield Playlist https://t.co/1MDEZv9gCR

Handled that without breaking a sweat 😮

goddamn elevator wizard won't let me go to the fourth floor until I answer his fucking riddle

Watched FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1995) tonight for the first time in maybe 15 years. Every second of it holds up. It’s not just good it’s unbelievable. I was out of body. The cadence of the dialogue is so perfectly cool. So detached. I’m still SO in love with it. https://t.co/Td3krxQrcc

Some say that this is the greatest Knockout in MMA history...

That was a true story 😅 unfortunately https://t.co/YA0ofkFyDZ

A thread of things Bonga hates (There's obviously a lot more he never Tweeted about): https://t.co/l406cN5hBr

Watch till the end, makes a lot of sense 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/O6osGu5vH8

While stuck in traffic closer towards the robots section at Grayston, I noticed this guy selling coffee, the other guy walks with a tray with the cups and stirrers and sugar etc. They making an honest living so if you can give them some support please do lookout for them ☕️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/VRCxFGiTgJ

Teddy Carpenter shut Def Comedy Jam down with this 🎙️😂

This is a comrade. This lady loves the ANC. This lady is patriotic. This is not a liar. This is a truth teller. Maningi amaxoki but u do find gems like this lady who is openly risking it all, risking her life, her lifestyle to tell the truth. She’s no mbongi! 🫡

I can say this with complete certainty: never before in world history has a president called in sick and delayed a Cabinet shuffle in order to import/export high-end pets.

Mom, who's a physics teacher, accepts a challenge from her son, who's a soccer player, to move a mini-soccer ball

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