@veronica - Twitter Profile Analysis

For the last ten years whenever I ate a fig I thought "oh thank god, this isn't a fig with a wasp in it." and then I learned that the fig is just DISSOLVING THE WASP.

Will my toddler remember who I am after being in quarantine for 6 days? Or am I just going to be a weird lady in his house (like more so than usual).

I bought quesadillas for Franz Ferdinand (the band…not…never mind). They had never had them before! https://t.co/16kCgLHCOb

How are people so fast on Craigslist free? Are they always just on there, or are there secret apps or something that ping them for keywords?

The things I find cleaning out my basement #startrek https://t.co/2POJHHPpsp

We’re selling an espresso machine on FB marketplace. A buyer offered to put a deposit down to hold it. Now they don’t want it anymore, and they want the deposit back. Am I delusional, or is that NOT how a deposit works?

BeReal is just *super* highlighting that I look like crap most days.

Something that is extremely helpful but also feels extremely toxic: being able to pull anyone into any Slack channel.

That moment when your toddler and dog are sharing a bowl of food on the floor.

Why are more people not talking about the rocket that’s going to fall to Earth and we don’t really know WHERE. Like, tomorrow. https://t.co/8KSQSK5EQE

Devs, what’s something your product manager does really well? What’s something you wish they did better / differently?

Why am I suspicious of coworkers who don't have profile pics in Slack...

What’s with the random stuff on kids clothes? My son has a shirt with jungle animals and… velociraptors. Another with motorcycles, classic cars, alligators, and tigers. The back says “Hey buddy, what’s up?” (All second-hand from friends).

"Never mind" should be one word. I'm not taking questions at this time.

Words I misspell even though I have to type them roughly 500x a day: "libraries" and "templates". Libaries and tempaltes.

I am caught between awe and empathetic cringe watching the #JWST broadcast. PBS (or whoever is managing the livestream) is doing them dirty.

It me. https://t.co/RiooFJNLwz

It’s fun when you’re both bad at your hobbies and they regularly injure you.

By poet @kathyfish https://t.co/Y5CKMDsFdZ

Went mountain biking today by myself for the first time and only fell in one bush! 🌳🚵🏻‍♀️💨

This photo of Winona Ryder trying to figure out WTF @feliciaday and David Harbour are talking about (it was World of Warcraft) sends me. https://t.co/QYbMBmhrn9

This whole thread is incredible. Thank you, Baratunde, as always. https://t.co/PaPulE8XmI

Well, the world is a burning dumpster fire, but also we learned today that @ryan was, for some reason, put in the background of NBA Jam 2010. https://t.co/rZf6KboKd7

All that's coming to us are mimosas and a good time, pal. Relax.

Does everyone in the Bay Area keep like a bucket of fireworks around for the right occasion, or do they run out and buy them day of?

Me watching a recorded UserTesting video of a new feature that the user can't test properly because the UserTesting overlay is covering the "Continue" button on the feature.

This is a bit inside baseball… err, inside climbing… but do you think Janja competed in the first World Cup this year just to prevent someone (Natalia) from matching her perfect season? #IFSC #bouldering

Thanks for having me on the show, @jaclynmellone! The Secret to Creating Social Content that Connects with Veronica Belmont https://t.co/IWryJE5RKj

Not Nancy Wheeler getting into my alma mater @EmersonCollege 😍 #StrangerThings

Take a page out of Senior Product Manager @Veronica's book, and then take another! In this week's #AdobeLive she shows you how to create multiple pages for social media using Adobe Express, and how to save time with Content Scheduler: https://t.co/bn6WTbU4k3

@Veronica I don't know where they get that from... https://t.co/5LqL2ThUXJ

Our team charter is expanding and we’re looking for experienced product managers to join us as we work on @AdobeXD and @CreativeCloud web apps. US-based PM roles in web platform, growth, mobile, performance, education, community. #adobelife #productmanager #hiring DMs are open.

When a woman miscarries a baby — you know, like, when the fetus fails to develop properly — a dilation and curettage (D&C) procedure must happen to remove the tissue from her uterus. Otherwise the woman is at risk for life threatening infections. Well they just banned those so.

this essay captures so many of my feelings about SF right now https://t.co/jdvY9GzB8Y

Ashley is incredibly talented and more than meets the eye. She’s an amazing writer, producer, creative development 🧠 & one-lady-production band as well as a lovely host. She’s also just very good at video games and an incredibly fast learner. Your enormous gain to hire! https://t.co/HIDttDfEXj

And don't give me that "arm the teachers" bullshit. No teacher signed up for this. They aren't a militia, nor do they want to be. Don't pawn your problems off onto the people who are only on the front lines in this situation because you refuse to admit that you live in a fantasy.

@pgcornwell Columbine survivor here. My oldest son just finished his first year of college. This is America. There is no end in sight for the steady cadence of mass gun violence we seem unwilling to ever address. A reality my peers could not have imagined on our worst day in April 1999.

*whispers* it was never really about free speech

I've lived in SF for 8 years, and I've always wondered — Why are there more dogs (200K) than kids (115K)!? I love dogs (👇🏻 is my family dog Luna), but my mission is unlocking child potential. 🧵 with 6 hypotheses on why there are so few kids in SF: 1/35 https://t.co/XsWCkDfNDl

Today, we're showing up to say bans off our bodies and demand action from elected officials to protect Roe v. Wade. Join us - all across the country, 5pm your local time, at your local courthouse. Pledge to rally with us: https://t.co/qho5oAEMRj

Abortions aren’t only for unwanted pregnancies. I had 3 for wanted pregnancies. They don’t care if Black mothers live or die. Black mothers are 4X more likely to die from complications of pregnancy and childbirth. So I didn’t need this BS today to know what you think about us.

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