@whattedsaid - Twitter Profile Analysis

Okay I’ll come back to Twitter for this for sure https://t.co/UGHQqM8Dot

I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! https://t.co/haviBRKMtY

Stuck on the couch? What's the problem? Pull up my movie and pass the chips. Stream Ted on Peacock now through December 31. https://t.co/y54lm0rKJI

He’s a grown man and I'm a teddy bear as his best friend. What’s your question? Stream Ted on @peacockTV now through October 15. https://t.co/8ykS1GSJrb

Ted is now strutting his stuff, streaming on @peacockTV. #PeacockTV.

When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. https://t.co/e10xdgWQha

The first time we realized our stuffed animals grow up too. What was yours? Find it on @movies_anywhere ! #MAYearOfFirsts https://t.co/sVs3fHS7Tc

Hey @tombradby , bring that Vince Lombardi trophy by my place after the game, I’ve got a few fun ideas. The Super Bowl between the@Eagles @Eagles and @Patriots starts NOW on @SNFonNBC. #SBLII To watch the SUPER BOWL live, on-line, visit this link: https://t.co/cDYCuG97Zb

I'm nominated for an MTV Movie Award! Vote for me and I’ll smoke a fat joint in your honor. https://t.co/phztBDsvl1

The Force is Bong with this one… #Ted2 #StarWars https://t.co/GES1XfCts0

I’m On Demand? That is awesome. Thanks for making me feel good about myself, Comcast. #Ted2 https://t.co/nxEPKvEdDs https://t.co/iJ1NeYNUBS

Need a cause for celebration? Look no further, because I'm unrated for your pleasure. #Ted2 https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg https://t.co/hWwZzoYpWt

Sing with me… AND A TED 2 BLU-RAY RE-LEEEAAAASSSEEE #Ted2 Unrated arrives on Blu-ray today! https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg https://t.co/sn3dnEcVd7

Sing with me… ONE lonely roach clip… #Ted2 Unrated arrives on Blu-ray TOMORROW https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg https://t.co/BFuQ41F2fh

‘Dank’ is a very versatile adjective. TedLibs: now on the Talking Ted Lite app! https://t.co/8UFMLLcI1w

‘Dank’ is a very versatile adjective. TedLibs: now on the Talking Ted Lite app! https://t.co/ZgFolKEKRa

Are you wicked-awesome, badass, or creepy as shit? Take the test and find out. #Ted2 https://t.co/2CXKJS43tZ

Give the gift of ME for Christmas… and really affordable fabric softener. #Ted2 https://t.co/OtYgYxKrkR

Sing with me… Two best buds… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. https://t.co/eRwJ90xA3I

Tell the guy in the blue shirt you want Ted for Xmas. Small chance his name will be Ted… https://t.co/CoGGiwdm8R

Sing with me… Three dank spliffs… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg

Sing with me… Four smoking blunts… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, 12/15. https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg

Things to get: #Ted2, socks, tiny picture frames, me, a lamp, me, some greeting cards, me… https://t.co/m7AWamNzc3 https://t.co/tAi0qD7d2t

Sing with me… FIVE ROO-OOLLED JOINTS!!! #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. https://t.co/eRwJ90xA3I

New drinking game idea: watch #Ted2 and count all the @FamilyGuyonFOX references. https://t.co/O9cPmXcDik

Six packs of Zig-Zags… #Ted2 Ted 2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg https://t.co/380XBseCLN

You know… for smart people and shit. #Ted2 https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg

Sing with me, everybody… Seven bongs a-gurgling… #Ted2 Ted 2 arrives on Blu-ray, Dec. 15th. https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg https://t.co/XZNq05TaL7

Me and Johnny and KITT could seriously fuck some shit up. #Ted2 https://t.co/eRwJ90PaVg

At least when I show up on your doorstep, it won’t be a surprise. #Ted2 https://t.co/zeOa1eltJX

#MarkWahlberg is historically clueless n this #Ted2 deleted scene https://t.co/vtARLG7PHA via @usatoday

LOL! We can't get enough of @WhatTedSaid — lucky us got a sneak peak of a deleted scene: https://t.co/9ePXcJwifY

8 'Ted' lines that will make you the life of the party https://t.co/1ikAliaJkp

@WhatTedSaid Well, it was the first movie I've seen where I thought I was going to throw up one second and was laughing my ass off the next.

@WhatTedSaid Are those candies to take?

@WhatTedSaid is that candy for me? Oh, that shouldn't be out there. #Ted2

@WhatTedSaid HASHTAG SHIT HAPPENS

@WhatTedSaid What did Scott Fitzgerald ever do to you? #Ted2

@WhatTedSaid Hold me closer Dr. Dancer!#Ted2🐻🐻

@WhatTedSaid you have "give me the ring my precious" eyes.

@WhatTedSaid We're a fun hospital.

@WhatTedSaid oh yeah? I'm gonna have a huge migraine, in your parking lot

@WhatTedSaid "They're moving in herds... They DO move in herds!"

@WhatTedSaid "we're a fun hospital"

@WhatTedSaid #grrrrrrmondays

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