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Some of the most popular tweets this month. Top tweets from the last 30 days. See also - top tweets today, top tweets this week, top tweets this year, and top tweets of all time.

BAM
@Kamstaxalot
my little brother been scaring me w the tiktoks he been making https://t.co/kNQwpbgc1V
21 Mar, 2020 - 04:37 PM UTC
Talia
@taliavogt
key takeaway: humans aren’t the problem—it’s our systems. we don’t need to vanish to heal the earth, we need a revolution of policy and ideology that changes the way we interact with the earth. the problem is our methods, not *us,* and to think otherwise veers into ecofascism https://t.co/kiST3xBOZ7
17 Mar, 2020 - 06:14 PM UTC
Jenniggafer Hopez
@Asia_Bean
Bitch we are getting JUMPED https://t.co/jepiF5oTjC
31 Mar, 2020 - 12:01 AM UTC
Beans After Dark
@goodbeanalt
british people be like im bri ish
29 Mar, 2020 - 10:41 PM UTC
Joe Roche
@JRoche3MR
Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus https://t.co/P7qVT7PcD1
13 Mar, 2020 - 02:04 AM UTC
Christine Woods
@stendahlknows
PSA: If you want to still have movie night with friends without risking COVID-19 spread, Chrome has an extension called Netflix Party that allows you to simultaneously stream Netflix with friends. It has a chat window & play/pauses for everyone in the group so you stay synced.
16 Mar, 2020 - 07:53 PM UTC
Hilda
@hiillddaah
El Salvador has cancelled all rent, water, phone, internet, electricity bills for three months AND they’re building a hospital IN CASE of a major outbreak. MY third world country did THAT
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:08 AM UTC
bob burger and his wife
@monsterrats
so helpful of my dog to put the chair under my feet, love him to death https://t.co/qGGuz4MgME
21 Mar, 2020 - 09:48 PM UTC
pu$$y 🧚🏾
@_ayoosamm
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO kim said not here ! https://t.co/nJWdEvp0D7
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:54 PM UTC
ç
@gonzwitter
Really don't wanna fucking hear about how hard it is for celebrities to self-isolate in their multi-million-dollar, multi-acre, fully staffed mansions. https://t.co/zBS67H2DUg
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:47 PM UTC
sarah
@abels_whore
When I type "??????? '' this is what I mean https://t.co/qnq3Tb6z8Z
02 Apr, 2020 - 01:53 PM UTC
Molly Tolsky
@mollytolsky
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
16 Mar, 2020 - 05:14 PM UTC
mil♡
@amelianashh
I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown
16 Mar, 2020 - 11:37 PM UTC
call me rileigh or call me nothing
@ohgeminii
i wish some of y'all would understand that these closures & cancellations aren't because they think everyone is going to drop dead of covid-19, it's bc it's really important to slow down the spread of the virus bc hospitals will not be able to handle everyone getting sick at once
13 Mar, 2020 - 03:24 AM UTC
Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody
@danajaybein
I've lost my mind. I wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality.
18 Mar, 2020 - 04:02 PM UTC
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY! https://t.co/DESUJ4QM41
14 Mar, 2020 - 05:31 PM UTC
100T Froste 💯
@Froste
if BTS gets Coronavirus the stans are gonna find a cure within 24 hours
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:18 AM UTC
松本人志
@matsu_bouzu
約束を守らない人は愛されない。 約束を守らないと人は離れていく。 約束を守らない人には約束を守らない人達が集まる。そうならないために約束を守る人になりなさい。 娘と自分に言いました。
17 Mar, 2020 - 10:09 AM UTC
Abdi ⛹🏽🐺
@Abdithugger
Her” he probably out there cheating on me during lockdown” Me: https://t.co/wEOhcaRMgx
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:04 PM UTC
Cornelia Griggs, MD
@CorneliaLG
My babies are too young to read this now. And they’d barely recognize me in my gear. But if they lose me to COVID I want them to know Mommy tried really hard to do her job. #GetMePPE #NYC https://t.co/OMew5G7mjK
29 Mar, 2020 - 01:44 PM UTC
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other. https://t.co/Ld7Uc8sPTQ
12 Mar, 2020 - 11:00 PM UTC
#8
@HHBCNY
Everyone knows what this is really for... https://t.co/h7XAxNhnR5
22 Mar, 2020 - 02:34 PM UTC
melz
@mvazquez17
Me sending my dog out for supplies since he can’t contract COVID-19 https://t.co/4wrTWjqpTv
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:04 PM UTC
Quentin Quarantino
@bryanyang
if you guys keep calling it the chinese virus then we get to call it the white mass shooting
16 Mar, 2020 - 11:52 PM UTC
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
i can’t even remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:14 PM UTC
J
@JordanRowes
Coronavirus said this ones for you Princess Diana
25 Mar, 2020 - 11:00 AM UTC
caitlin
@_caitlingeorgia
maybe ur not scared of coronavirus but u should be scared about passing it on to ppl you know who are at risk. thats not just old people - its ppl with asthma, ppl who smoke, ppl who have underlying health problems (aka a lot more people than you think)
11 Mar, 2020 - 10:12 AM UTC
えるぼー
@erubodayo
内臓を食い破るタイプの猫。。。 #猫動画 https://t.co/EKhJ4S4yRJ
13 Mar, 2020 - 06:09 AM UTC
Gillian Turner
@GillianHTurner
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
12 Mar, 2020 - 02:54 PM UTC
emily perez
@Lou16em
My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:25 PM UTC
Natalie Gregerson
@nattygeeee
Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
30 Mar, 2020 - 07:35 PM UTC
ᴹᴿ.ᴰᴿᴱ 💎☣️
@MrDre_
If I gave you 100 skittles and told you 3 of them could kill you.... I’m sure you would avoid the fucking skittles https://t.co/VOqOdq4C9d
13 Mar, 2020 - 11:47 PM UTC
Adam Bedford
@adambedders
Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden. Over the fence to our neighbour: ‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’ ‘Okay I will in a minute’ ‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’ ‘I’m not that old thank you’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’ ‘I’m 68.’ ‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’
19 Mar, 2020 - 07:13 PM UTC
Gråçë
@garrcie
corona virus my tweets 🤝 funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
11 Mar, 2020 - 09:08 PM UTC
madam irk🦇
@Praisethezilla
i was done with these until i saw this 💀 https://t.co/Ml9rgHMoqM
24 Mar, 2020 - 03:59 PM UTC
Laura Norkin
@inLaurasWords
A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:11 PM UTC
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out: - Free testing - Fee waivers - Emergency sick leave - Quarantines - Cancellations - Giving a damn
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:38 PM UTC
miening11
@miening11
夫の友だちが5万借りに来た。コロナで収入落ちて、子どもの高校入学金払えないって頭下げてた。夫はうちも生活あるから貸せないって断って、玄関で祝儀袋を入学祝って渡してた。少なくてごめんだけど祝い金だから返さんでよって。いくら入れたの?って聞いたら5万だって。私、夫、めっちゃ好き。
28 Mar, 2020 - 01:26 AM UTC
❣️EDM Cupid❣️(87%)
@VT_EdmCupid
Quarantine idea: go through your camera roll and finally delete all that extra shit you have lmao
17 Mar, 2020 - 04:51 AM UTC
Keats🚀
@keatsdidit
Streaming platforms during quarantine https://t.co/F2TtAIjOWE
21 Mar, 2020 - 10:56 PM UTC
queen quen
@quenblackwell
THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE: -baking -netflix -building a rocket -fighting a monkey -climbing up the eiffel tower -discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower -surfing tidal waves -creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!
19 Mar, 2020 - 06:28 PM UTC
## qi ☁️ YUNHWA
@tinyunhwa
covid-19 please stop your world tour
12 Mar, 2020 - 05:51 AM UTC
cark??
@carkgirl
is quarantine not those little oranges?
17 Mar, 2020 - 01:30 PM UTC
Jason Reid
@JasonReidUK
If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.
11 Mar, 2020 - 07:58 PM UTC
t$
@xoxotmdxoxo
Interesting that a Chinese person would help Americans when most of y’all are fucking assholes https://t.co/VWhxO991C2
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:14 PM UTC
Drew Gooden
@drewisgooden
People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:18 PM UTC
Harlan Coben
@HarlanCoben
This photo was taken by an ER nurse in Morristown, NJ and I just can’t. https://t.co/vYjCtlsYji
25 Mar, 2020 - 11:12 PM UTC
alyssa ronaldo
@Alyssa_Ronaldo
i wanted twitter to have a laugh too 😂😂 https://t.co/FpemH7kERZ
30 Mar, 2020 - 06:51 PM UTC
fANNEtastic
@annechilada_
My Quarantine Routine: 8-9 AM: pour up 9-10: drank 10-11: headshot 11-12 PM: drank 12-1: sit down 1-2: drank 2-3: stand up 3-4: drank 4-5: pass out 5-6: drank 6-7: wake up 7-8: drank 8-9: faded 9-10: drank 10-11: faded 11-12: drank
20 Mar, 2020 - 08:24 AM UTC

@zayvig
nobody: me going up the stairs when i was 7 https://t.co/03uFgAZRWx
23 Mar, 2020 - 07:45 PM UTC
mac
@mojo23mac
冷たいの食べて「キーン」なってた https://t.co/czrXOjPpPI
29 Mar, 2020 - 06:06 AM UTC
shonda rhimes
@shondarhimes
Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
16 Mar, 2020 - 05:12 PM UTC
𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮 ♡☁️
@thatpopgirl
a washed and dried sheep https://t.co/XBf1Lhekcq
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:14 AM UTC
📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟
@trevaynebitch
This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me https://t.co/dcekqobtX6
13 Mar, 2020 - 08:32 PM UTC
venmo: ehjovan
@jovronavirus
i think liking men is more dangerous than coronavirus
14 Mar, 2020 - 07:52 PM UTC
Carlitos 🦉♛
@_AyeeCarlos_
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮 https://t.co/EZP7IqTtxV
10 Mar, 2020 - 05:52 PM UTC
Nikki Insana
@NikkiInsana
You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.
11 Mar, 2020 - 04:40 PM UTC
Andrea R MD
@AndreaR9Md
Update. The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests. They developed the test in NINE days, I repeat nine. Scientists worked 24/7 once the CDC gave them the okay on 3/2.
11 Mar, 2020 - 11:12 PM UTC
Daniel Newmaη
@DanielNewman
😂 trying to eat Nature Valley granola bars https://t.co/Oj2Y4ML2lD
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:17 AM UTC
RubMor
@QBruby
1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis
28 Mar, 2020 - 02:48 AM UTC
Donner Party Rock Anthem
@ldrinkh20
Great now we have to deal with mummies too https://t.co/bDim3Bh065
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 PM UTC
Maybe: Jacoby
@Getthebagcoach
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17 Mar, 2020 - 12:55 AM UTC
ユルクヤル、外国人から見た世界
@Yurukuyaru
いったい何事!!と思ったらいちごジャム舐めて満足してただけだった https://t.co/inhtz1lFSj
21 Mar, 2020 - 12:03 PM UTC
Manny
@FENTYGEMlNl
A whole neighborhood in Italy is singing “Bitch Better Have My Money” by @Rihanna while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined 👑 #COVIDー19 https://t.co/OjcdrBNsrY
14 Mar, 2020 - 11:34 PM UTC
yara ⁷✨
@glittergukkie
schools: just wash your hands and you’ll be great! school bathrooms: https://t.co/Qdfab9uZm7
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:08 AM UTC
baby dick nick ♡
@prolixxxxx
“The purple teletubby” BITCH his name is TINKY WINKY have some RESPECT 🗣🗣 https://t.co/KbB3iaIUFD
14 Mar, 2020 - 03:35 AM UTC
-_-
@imnotbecca
what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm :)
29 Mar, 2020 - 08:04 PM UTC
CRAY
@craymusic
Day 8 quarantine: annoying the fuck out of my cat https://t.co/wzcGlKaYkX
20 Mar, 2020 - 09:00 PM UTC
John Henry
@JohnHenryStyle
Suddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.
01 Apr, 2020 - 01:01 AM UTC
ながさかさかす
@kaorinlovekyun
90代祖父「今日は神武天皇みたいやな」 https://t.co/GsAi6kDJvs
05 Apr, 2020 - 08:25 AM UTC
研ナオコ
@naokoken77
生放送のスタジオの中は、笑いでいっぱいでした。けんちゃんも喜んでいるかなぁ。皆さん、ご覧いただきありがとうございました。 https://t.co/xcuLt68utS
01 Apr, 2020 - 02:19 PM UTC
#JustinJeffersonToTheRavens
@ScummyP__
LMFAOO They jogging out that bitch like it’s a run for cancer https://t.co/i38mJvv9Nf
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:32 AM UTC
not melba
@Melbreezy_
Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room
20 Mar, 2020 - 09:37 PM UTC
isaiah(oe)
@wtfisaiah
*day 4 of quarantine with my family* my sister: w- me: https://t.co/6uFVDgBAhr
15 Mar, 2020 - 06:24 PM UTC
Mike from Wiscanson
@skinny_que
Day 27 of quarantine: https://t.co/wF6CFpUhvq
19 Mar, 2020 - 07:14 PM UTC
maggie
@fmagsl
the corona virus doesn’t scare me but the fact that the world is literally coming to a hault bc of it is kind of frightening
12 Mar, 2020 - 07:28 PM UTC
Rebecca Mehra
@rebecca_mehra
I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.
12 Mar, 2020 - 12:02 AM UTC
e.wop
@EazeAli4
It wasn’t no corona till y’all started balancing brooms in the house, y’all let the devil in
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:38 PM UTC
🧚🏽‍♂️
@juustmolls
so this is where all the toilet paper has gone https://t.co/zVom1yQ1An
28 Mar, 2020 - 09:47 AM UTC
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The world is at war with a hidden enemy. WE WILL WIN!
17 Mar, 2020 - 07:31 PM UTC
Mike Litoris (check bio very important)
@BeefedUpStud
Out of every way they could’ve ended it they really choose that https://t.co/5tB3j8l9VN
22 Mar, 2020 - 08:01 PM UTC
MorgB.
@therealmorgaaan
a job will have you 19 with a 35 year old best friend “ like damn where jackie at today?” 😂😭😭😭
04 Apr, 2020 - 04:54 PM UTC
Amanda
@asap_locky
This is the funniest fucking interaction I’ve seen all morning https://t.co/7DNiY5Fbdm
02 Apr, 2020 - 02:02 PM UTC
Sophie Lagacé
@MechanteAnemone
Hot take: if public schools are shifting to online classes, then internet is a basic service and everyone should have access.
30 Mar, 2020 - 06:21 PM UTC
Josep Goded
@josepgoded
The cleaning staff at our hospitals are hardly ever mentioned and they also deserve a tribute! https://t.co/25ij79UtIs
30 Mar, 2020 - 09:38 AM UTC
𝒽𝑜𝓁𝓎𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒾
@cindynyuyseni
I hope she’s having a great day love her https://t.co/MPtDBjFfzh
11 Mar, 2020 - 08:04 AM UTC
Lauren Faulkner
@lauzyfaulks
I know coronavirus is on everyone’s mind right now but please can we just take a minute to think about all the doctors and nurses working literally day and night potentially risking their lives to look after the infected. I can’t imagine how awful this pandemic is for them
12 Mar, 2020 - 05:03 PM UTC
Rahzell
@WannaBeReeceJr
niggas saw that hockey could get canceled and got to work instantly https://t.co/3pSsSCh2Jz
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:36 PM UTC
José Alonso Muñoz
@munozjose
Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club. https://t.co/T1Mkndfg2H
31 Mar, 2020 - 05:16 PM UTC