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my little brother been scaring me w the tiktoks he been making
21 Mar, 2020 - 04:37 PM UTC
key takeaway: humans aren’t the problem—it’s our systems. we don’t need to vanish to heal the earth, we need a revolution of policy and ideology that changes the way we interact with the earth. the problem is our methods, not *us,* and to think otherwise veers into ecofascism
17 Mar, 2020 - 06:14 PM UTC
Jenniggafer Hopez
Bitch we are getting JUMPED
31 Mar, 2020 - 12:01 AM UTC
Beans After Dark
british people be like im bri ish
29 Mar, 2020 - 10:41 PM UTC
Joe Roche
Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus
13 Mar, 2020 - 02:04 AM UTC
Christine Woods
PSA: If you want to still have movie night with friends without risking COVID-19 spread, Chrome has an extension called Netflix Party that allows you to simultaneously stream Netflix with friends. It has a chat window & play/pauses for everyone in the group so you stay synced.
16 Mar, 2020 - 07:53 PM UTC
El Salvador has cancelled all rent, water, phone, internet, electricity bills for three months AND they’re building a hospital IN CASE of a major outbreak. MY third world country did THAT
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:08 AM UTC
bob burger and his wife
so helpful of my dog to put the chair under my feet, love him to death
21 Mar, 2020 - 09:48 PM UTC
pu$$y 🧚🏾
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO kim said not here !
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:54 PM UTC
Really don't wanna fucking hear about how hard it is for celebrities to self-isolate in their multi-million-dollar, multi-acre, fully staffed mansions.
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:47 PM UTC
When I type "??????? '' this is what I mean
02 Apr, 2020 - 01:53 PM UTC
Molly Tolsky
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
16 Mar, 2020 - 05:14 PM UTC
I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown
16 Mar, 2020 - 11:37 PM UTC
call me rileigh or call me nothing
i wish some of y'all would understand that these closures & cancellations aren't because they think everyone is going to drop dead of covid-19, it's bc it's really important to slow down the spread of the virus bc hospitals will not be able to handle everyone getting sick at once
13 Mar, 2020 - 03:24 AM UTC
Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody
I've lost my mind. I wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality.
18 Mar, 2020 - 04:02 PM UTC
Donald J. Trump
14 Mar, 2020 - 05:31 PM UTC
100T Froste 💯
if BTS gets Coronavirus the stans are gonna find a cure within 24 hours
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:18 AM UTC
約束を守らない人は愛されない。 約束を守らないと人は離れていく。 約束を守らない人には約束を守らない人達が集まる。そうならないために約束を守る人になりなさい。 娘と自分に言いました。
17 Mar, 2020 - 10:09 AM UTC
Abdi ⛹🏽🐺
Her” he probably out there cheating on me during lockdown” Me:
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:04 PM UTC
Cornelia Griggs, MD
My babies are too young to read this now. And they’d barely recognize me in my gear. But if they lose me to COVID I want them to know Mommy tried really hard to do her job. #GetMePPE #NYC
29 Mar, 2020 - 01:44 PM UTC
Barack Obama
If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other.
12 Mar, 2020 - 11:00 PM UTC
Everyone knows what this is really for...
22 Mar, 2020 - 02:34 PM UTC
Me sending my dog out for supplies since he can’t contract COVID-19
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:04 PM UTC
Quentin Quarantino
if you guys keep calling it the chinese virus then we get to call it the white mass shooting
16 Mar, 2020 - 11:52 PM UTC
i can’t even remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:14 PM UTC
Coronavirus said this ones for you Princess Diana
25 Mar, 2020 - 11:00 AM UTC
maybe ur not scared of coronavirus but u should be scared about passing it on to ppl you know who are at risk. thats not just old people - its ppl with asthma, ppl who smoke, ppl who have underlying health problems (aka a lot more people than you think)
11 Mar, 2020 - 10:12 AM UTC
内臓を食い破るタイプの猫。。。 #猫動画
13 Mar, 2020 - 06:09 AM UTC
Gillian Turner
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
12 Mar, 2020 - 02:54 PM UTC
emily perez
My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:25 PM UTC
Natalie Gregerson
Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
30 Mar, 2020 - 07:35 PM UTC
ᴹᴿ.ᴰᴿᴱ 💎☣️
If I gave you 100 skittles and told you 3 of them could kill you.... I’m sure you would avoid the fucking skittles
13 Mar, 2020 - 11:47 PM UTC
Adam Bedford
Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden. Over the fence to our neighbour: ‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’ ‘Okay I will in a minute’ ‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’ ‘I’m not that old thank you’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’ ‘I’m 68.’ ‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’
19 Mar, 2020 - 07:13 PM UTC
corona virus my tweets 🤝 funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
11 Mar, 2020 - 09:08 PM UTC
madam irk🦇
i was done with these until i saw this 💀
24 Mar, 2020 - 03:59 PM UTC
Laura Norkin
A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:11 PM UTC
Hillary Clinton
I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out: - Free testing - Fee waivers - Emergency sick leave - Quarantines - Cancellations - Giving a damn
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:38 PM UTC
28 Mar, 2020 - 01:26 AM UTC
❣️EDM Cupid❣️(87%)
Quarantine idea: go through your camera roll and finally delete all that extra shit you have lmao
17 Mar, 2020 - 04:51 AM UTC
Streaming platforms during quarantine
21 Mar, 2020 - 10:56 PM UTC
queen quen
THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE: -baking -netflix -building a rocket -fighting a monkey -climbing up the eiffel tower -discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower -surfing tidal waves -creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!
19 Mar, 2020 - 06:28 PM UTC
## qi ☁️ YUNHWA
covid-19 please stop your world tour
12 Mar, 2020 - 05:51 AM UTC
is quarantine not those little oranges?
17 Mar, 2020 - 01:30 PM UTC
Jason Reid
If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.
11 Mar, 2020 - 07:58 PM UTC
Interesting that a Chinese person would help Americans when most of y’all are fucking assholes
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:14 PM UTC
Drew Gooden
People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:18 PM UTC
Harlan Coben
This photo was taken by an ER nurse in Morristown, NJ and I just can’t.
25 Mar, 2020 - 11:12 PM UTC
alyssa ronaldo
i wanted twitter to have a laugh too 😂😂
30 Mar, 2020 - 06:51 PM UTC
My Quarantine Routine: 8-9 AM: pour up 9-10: drank 10-11: headshot 11-12 PM: drank 12-1: sit down 1-2: drank 2-3: stand up 3-4: drank 4-5: pass out 5-6: drank 6-7: wake up 7-8: drank 8-9: faded 9-10: drank 10-11: faded 11-12: drank
20 Mar, 2020 - 08:24 AM UTC

nobody: me going up the stairs when i was 7
23 Mar, 2020 - 07:45 PM UTC
29 Mar, 2020 - 06:06 AM UTC
shonda rhimes
Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
16 Mar, 2020 - 05:12 PM UTC
𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮 ♡☁️
a washed and dried sheep
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:14 AM UTC
This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me
13 Mar, 2020 - 08:32 PM UTC
venmo: ehjovan
i think liking men is more dangerous than coronavirus
14 Mar, 2020 - 07:52 PM UTC
Carlitos 🦉♛
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS he figured out the Corona virus problem 😮
10 Mar, 2020 - 05:52 PM UTC
Nikki Insana
You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.
11 Mar, 2020 - 04:40 PM UTC
Andrea R MD
Update. The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests. They developed the test in NINE days, I repeat nine. Scientists worked 24/7 once the CDC gave them the okay on 3/2.
11 Mar, 2020 - 11:12 PM UTC
Daniel Newmaη
😂 trying to eat Nature Valley granola bars
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:17 AM UTC
1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis
28 Mar, 2020 - 02:48 AM UTC
Donner Party Rock Anthem
Great now we have to deal with mummies too
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 PM UTC
Maybe: Jacoby
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17 Mar, 2020 - 12:55 AM UTC
21 Mar, 2020 - 12:03 PM UTC
A whole neighborhood in Italy is singing “Bitch Better Have My Money” by @Rihanna while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined 👑 #COVIDー19
14 Mar, 2020 - 11:34 PM UTC
yara ⁷✨
schools: just wash your hands and you’ll be great! school bathrooms:
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:08 AM UTC
baby dick nick ♡
“The purple teletubby” BITCH his name is TINKY WINKY have some RESPECT 🗣🗣
14 Mar, 2020 - 03:35 AM UTC
what’s y’alls new sleep schedule mine is 5 am to 2 pm :)
29 Mar, 2020 - 08:04 PM UTC
Day 8 quarantine: annoying the fuck out of my cat
20 Mar, 2020 - 09:00 PM UTC
John Henry
Suddenly, the whole nation is depending on the same people they say shouldn’t make $15 an hour.
01 Apr, 2020 - 01:01 AM UTC
05 Apr, 2020 - 08:25 AM UTC
01 Apr, 2020 - 02:19 PM UTC
LMFAOO They jogging out that bitch like it’s a run for cancer
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:32 AM UTC
not melba
Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room
20 Mar, 2020 - 09:37 PM UTC
*day 4 of quarantine with my family* my sister: w- me:
15 Mar, 2020 - 06:24 PM UTC
Mike from Wiscanson
Day 27 of quarantine:
19 Mar, 2020 - 07:14 PM UTC
the corona virus doesn’t scare me but the fact that the world is literally coming to a hault bc of it is kind of frightening
12 Mar, 2020 - 07:28 PM UTC
Rebecca Mehra
I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.
12 Mar, 2020 - 12:02 AM UTC
It wasn’t no corona till y’all started balancing brooms in the house, y’all let the devil in
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:38 PM UTC
so this is where all the toilet paper has gone
28 Mar, 2020 - 09:47 AM UTC
Donald J. Trump
The world is at war with a hidden enemy. WE WILL WIN!
17 Mar, 2020 - 07:31 PM UTC
Mike Litoris (check bio very important)
Out of every way they could’ve ended it they really choose that
22 Mar, 2020 - 08:01 PM UTC
a job will have you 19 with a 35 year old best friend “ like damn where jackie at today?” 😂😭😭😭
04 Apr, 2020 - 04:54 PM UTC
This is the funniest fucking interaction I’ve seen all morning
02 Apr, 2020 - 02:02 PM UTC
Sophie Lagacé
Hot take: if public schools are shifting to online classes, then internet is a basic service and everyone should have access.
30 Mar, 2020 - 06:21 PM UTC
Josep Goded
The cleaning staff at our hospitals are hardly ever mentioned and they also deserve a tribute!
30 Mar, 2020 - 09:38 AM UTC
I hope she’s having a great day love her
11 Mar, 2020 - 08:04 AM UTC
Lauren Faulkner
I know coronavirus is on everyone’s mind right now but please can we just take a minute to think about all the doctors and nurses working literally day and night potentially risking their lives to look after the infected. I can’t imagine how awful this pandemic is for them
12 Mar, 2020 - 05:03 PM UTC
niggas saw that hockey could get canceled and got to work instantly
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:36 PM UTC
José Alonso Muñoz
Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.
31 Mar, 2020 - 05:16 PM UTC