So shortness of breath is a corona symptom right but you know what also gives me shortness of breath? Anxiety. And you know what has been giving me anxiety? Thinking I have corona.
seeing alot of people (esp influencers) shaming people for going to work instead of staying inside to stop the spread of coronavirus, don’t let ANYONE make you feel guilty for needing to go to work to get paid, not everyone is lucky enough to be able to work from home
lil Spring Cleaner @Tiim_____
we're in Quarantine so the government can change the batteries in all the Birds. you ever seen a baby pigeon ? didnt think so
Big Mama @LexP__
Trump said people are dying that have never died before 😭😭😭😭😭😭im fuckin crying
Coochie Seasoning🐝🔥🍬 @bbychakra
fun fact: its tradition for europeans to spread a potentially fatal disease to every other country not fully inhabited by white people & not take accountability for the subsequent devastation & lives lost https://t.co/7tRAnkBaHQ
I’m in the airport eating a banana while this lil white baby runnin around. He comes up to me and starts pointing at my banana. I look at this nigga momma and she say “Go ahead, it’s okay. He can have some” .. ma’am if you don’t come get your snotty nose ass baby from out my face
Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden
One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.”
my work: see you tomorrow
Brunette Bohemian @RaeOfLite
Yes, it originated in China, but the technical term is Covid-19
Your mom originated from the back of a Buick Skylark, but we call her Judith
Don’t be mean.
Jake Harvey @JakeHarvey95
Fuck sake just took my nan some food but forgot to film myself handing it to her, what a waste of time
ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) @faridyu
saint cignatius @saintcignatius
my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane
People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t u bitches have thoughts ????
The world will never be the same after we recover from COVID-19.
Every time the government said they couldn't find money for a program that benefited citizens, a lie.
Every time your manager said your job couldn't be done from home, a lie.
Kathy Mitchell @kathymitchell56
First Covid19 death to touch me personally. My cousin died in Washington this morning.
Alone in quarantine.
We’re quarantined with our laptops and our phones. If they’re not texting u back, they just don’t want to
why are all these stan accounts tricking their faves into thinking quarantined neighbourhoods in italy are singing their songs LMFAAOOOO https://t.co/ni1iIc6G3P
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I am a great friend and admirer of the Queen & the United Kingdom. It was reported that Harry and Meghan, who left the Kingdom, would reside permanently in Canada. Now they have left Canada for the U.S. however, the U.S. will not pay for their security protection. They must pay!
not wearing my glasses anymore i’ve seen enough
why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
I know it’s necessary to stop the spread of covid-19, but self isolation, no school etc and everything being shut/cancelled is going to be SO difficult for those, including myself, who suffer from mental illnesses that rely on distractions / a daily routine to avoid relapse ...
it feels like january, february and march were all 3 different years
BRAVEY WEDNESDAY 🇬🇭 @WaveyWednesday
I just went outside and lemme just say, THAT SUN HIT DIFFERENT WHEN ITS ILLEGAL
Uncle Grumpy calls more Bullshit. @GrumpHatesTrump
My wife is a doctor of 27 years. She's been working 14-16 hours a day & today was her first day off in about a month. She slept all day, and I let her because she damn well deserves it. We're coming up on 36 years, and I have never been more proud of her than I am right now.
Coronavirus has really illustrated how everything is fucking fake. Work is fake, time is fake; but peoples’ right to having the appropriate resources — food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, the responsibility toward others — is real and it matters. It can’t be for sale.
Barack Obama @BarackObama
We owe a profound debt of gratitude to all our health professionals and everybody who’ll be on the front lines of this pandemic for a long while. They’re giving everything. May we all model our own behavior on their selflessness and sacrifice as we help each other through this. https://t.co/F3tsJTqd4c
lil bb z @________z_____
My Quarantine Routine!
this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. https://t.co/CIXwaRBGZP
britney spears: dm me and i will pay for your groceries, child’s diapers, whatever you need
donatella versace: i’m giving €200,000 to an italian hospital
ryan reynolds & blake lively: we’re giving $1 million to food banks
kim kardashian: AND TAYLOR SWIFT IS LIKE SUCH A LIAR
If coronoavirus has taught us anything it’s the lengths people will go to when desperate. Next time people want to judge refugees or migrants fleeing war remember that some of you were fighting over toilet paper.
My Quarantine Routine!
this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. https://t.co/3EPJnQehxH
Skyler Johnson @skylerforsenate
“Schools are closing? Where do I send my children?”
“How do I afford healthcare?”
“I can’t afford to take off work!”
“I don’t have guarenteed housing if I leave school!”
The issues the virus is causing are literally everything progressives have been trying to fix for years.
sé day loading... @selahvieeee
Y’all I finally did it. My momma said for me to wash the dishes, and I told her no and that she should do it instead. It felt nice to stand up to her
After COVID-19 is over, I better NEVER hear anyone trash "low end" workers again. Those people at the grocery store, the Dollar General workers, those fast food workers, the Walmart employees, those people you didn't even think deserved to have a wage to survive on?
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331.
I also did the legal research: the Administration has the authority to make testing free for every American TODAY.
I secured a commitment from a high-level Trump official that they’d actually do it. https://t.co/RmolCtmNbG
Baby Goat🐐 #NoDaysOff🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭 @Blayofficial
“You have African American rappers saying N word this and N word that but a Caucasian can’t?”
“So say it”
P for PRESSURE 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/y3UUxOGrtp
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
We are in the middle of a pandemic and Netflix have decided to take off all the shrek films? That big green ogre is an essential key to happiness in many people’s lives. This is a despicable decision. And I for one, am not happy, NOT HAPPY AT ALL.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Coachella should postpone itself until it stops sucking
Kerry Howley @KerryHowley
My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
Niggaz Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN
I just drove for 30 mins in GTA 5 to clear my mind.
Frankie Leach @francesleach_
Cuban doctors arriving into Italy to support the fight against Covid-19. Throughout most pandemics of the 21st century Cuban doctors have been at the forefront of the medical response, no matter what the country. https://t.co/DxiVLWMeIT
so after the Coronavirus blows over, will y’all continue to practice good hygiene and sanitation? ... or will y’all go back to not washing your legs when you shower?