Top tweets of the month Page 5 of 10

Some of the most popular tweets this month. Top tweets from the last 30 days. See also - top tweets today, top tweets this week, top tweets this year, and top tweets of all time.

Carl Quintanilla
@carlquintanilla
Confirmed cases: * US: 755 * Mexico: seven. https://t.co/WwIMNuiUq5
10 Mar, 2020 - 01:14 PM UTC
Emily R. King
@Emily_R_King
My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."
19 Mar, 2020 - 03:02 AM UTC
islaanne🌛
@islaanne1
Got this update from my wee granny😢 93 and still going strong ❤️ https://t.co/SEjCwLZ8Ww
31 Mar, 2020 - 04:19 PM UTC
Harley R. Pageot
@yrechoheart
Did I see you Americans are getting a one-time $1200 check to cover COVID unemployment? Because Canada just announced $2000/month for the next four months.
25 Mar, 2020 - 03:55 PM UTC
kat
@ratmobbs
i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married
31 Mar, 2020 - 11:17 PM UTC
CliffNotez
@_YoCliff
Day 2 of no basketball : just found out my girl fav color green. Who tf like green
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:20 PM UTC
Ethics Gradient
@grahamvsworld
My 5yo stormed out of my office when i told him i had to do a meeting. He was very mad that i couldn't look at his crafts like i did yesterday. I tried to explain that it was Monday and I had to work, and he yelled "Monday isn't real" on the way out. I'm still just sitting here.
30 Mar, 2020 - 08:02 PM UTC
Q♠️
@Ace_QK
Bro France riot over anything man, supply of croissants get low and they’re setting fire to something https://t.co/25jw9Z8KfU
18 Mar, 2020 - 12:32 PM UTC
florist tannies⁷
@hyejoohobi
asia got the coronavirus on LOCK yet they the ones getting all the racism and hate while europe has it worse and europeans spreading it like y'all colonizer ancestors and ain't nobody joking bout them......
13 Mar, 2020 - 08:17 PM UTC
Ben Conarck
@conarck
My 89 y/o grandmother, who is isolated at home in CT, just told me she reads the replies to my tweets and then investigates the profiles of people who leave rude replies. So don’t be mean to me or my grandma will judge you.
26 Mar, 2020 - 07:42 PM UTC
Nick Black
@NickNoir
I wish I could trust someone like this cat trusts that dog https://t.co/HHFBJJUNKw
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:42 PM UTC
Elle ✺
@chepelle
Only 4 students showed up to class, he pissed 😂😂😂 https://t.co/40hPrz6Art
09 Mar, 2020 - 02:30 PM UTC
maruf
@m3aruf
*me in 10 years* cashier: sir your bill is $20.20 me: https://t.co/lSmDIrl7Xl
24 Mar, 2020 - 06:54 PM UTC

@alvaro_moser
the human race is so shitty that when we’re absent, the world begins to thrive again. https://t.co/yCGq1x5aZU
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:59 PM UTC
kdot ➐
@just_kdot
my wedding cake gonna be an edible and im not warning anybody
25 Mar, 2020 - 07:26 PM UTC
🔴 LIVE! | 「無限」
@mugendaiyo
im really sad cause my parents got chinese yesterday and the dude was so happy to see us cause we're regulars there, he told my stepdad "we've been very low on sales lately, but we recognized your order and gave you more rangoon and egg rolls, please be safe out there"
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:28 AM UTC
Showtime
@mattcraigallday
When you’re in quarantine but your girl don’t believe you: https://t.co/DrUCf00CzP
12 Mar, 2020 - 10:14 PM UTC
Ramtin Arablouei
@ramtinarablouei
My Uncle in Iran passed away from corona virus. He was gentle and kind. He’d been battling cancer for several years. His family had to stand one hundred meters away and watch him be buried by men in hazmat gear. My Aunt is now sick. Please take this virus seriously.
13 Mar, 2020 - 01:25 AM UTC
Seth Everman
@SethEverman
tested positive for sad
28 Mar, 2020 - 08:13 PM UTC
gliitterr princess ✨
@Daniellee_Reiss
Do people realize they can just buy a Brita instead of 100 cases of bottled water or ???
24 Mar, 2020 - 06:34 AM UTC
The Real Kim Shady™️
@Boobalander
I turn 50 today guys, alone in quarantine. 3 years ago I’d set a goal. I said that I was going to have a new life by this day if I could not change my abusive marriage. Well, I could not change it. Nothing worked. Nothing. So today, I sit alone on my 50th. In peace. ♥️
21 Mar, 2020 - 01:29 PM UTC
giovanni
@lasagnabby
coronavirus seeing all the other terrible shit inside my body https://t.co/Au26gghl4n
11 Mar, 2020 - 03:05 PM UTC
Kumail Nanjiani
@kumailn
People get upset and annoyed at me when I tweet about the coronavirus, when I urge people to stay in and avoid crowds. My favorite person in the world is immunocompromised. Go ahead and unfollow me. I’ll be tweeting about this until I’m down to zero followers.
15 Mar, 2020 - 08:05 PM UTC
Carlos
@_sweet_bread
Day 5 of Coronavirus lock down, stacking Pringles https://t.co/LOj2Y4SwNk
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:16 PM UTC
Todd Gurley II
@TG3II
Damn I got fired on my day off😂 #QuaratineAndChill
19 Mar, 2020 - 08:29 PM UTC
Andrew Yang🧢
@AndrewYang
If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probably not be in a job that serves the public interest.
20 Mar, 2020 - 03:05 AM UTC
chris
@icedoutomnitrix
why british ppl do this shit EVERY TIME lmao https://t.co/z29dCChT9I
29 Mar, 2020 - 07:21 PM UTC
JOE BIDEN HAS DEMENTIA 🌹
@Miny_K
We’re going to be at 300k cases in 30 days. https://t.co/cUiLKMpwcn
15 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 PM UTC
All My Homies Say FUCK Carole Baskin
@itskenblatchi
The Chinese barely left their country Ask the Italians why they were traveling island to island like Super Mario World https://t.co/O38esHgjSb
18 Mar, 2020 - 10:30 AM UTC
6'4 Drill 🇨🇩💜💛
@BoolePapi
Niggas saw Corona was winning so he decided to join them https://t.co/OcaNpYyt3f
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:31 PM UTC
𝐍𝐢𝐤
@WrongN1K
british ppl be like "are you schewpid"
27 Mar, 2020 - 02:20 AM UTC
Pre K ❄️
@stayfrea_
News don’t even tell us the weather nomore they be like good morning CORONAVIRUS
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:14 PM UTC
reneeyoxon
@reneeyoxon
To clarify: Isolation = you have tested positive for the virus Quarantine = you have been in contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus & are waiting to see if you develop symptoms Social distancing = something everyone can do to reduce the risk of transmission
14 Mar, 2020 - 02:54 AM UTC
niggathée chalamet
@haaniyah_
Teens on Tiktok are making fake conversation videos that people can play if they’re feeling unsafe in an Uber https://t.co/OCbQOmrjet
14 Mar, 2020 - 12:12 PM UTC
ً
@killmorenita
A whole neighborhood in Italy is singing “Love Sosa’’ by Chief Keef while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined. COVID-19. https://t.co/nDA4ETShvX
16 Mar, 2020 - 01:49 PM UTC
研ナオコ
@naokoken77
今は何も 考えられません けんちゃんと、もう会えなくなっちゃう 悲し過ぎて あり過ぎる想いが整理できません 一緒に仕事が出来て幸せでした ありがとう…
30 Mar, 2020 - 02:09 AM UTC
alex 👽
@bahayogi
Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands. https://t.co/Dhy1cEa6aW
17 Mar, 2020 - 01:19 AM UTC
Ryan Brooks
@ryanbrooks
A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with your purchase and it’s really starting to feel like there are no rules anymore
18 Mar, 2020 - 11:13 PM UTC
𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑵𝑨 🇬🇩🇬🇾
@AllianaSabrina
He’s 63 and diabetic. She’s a breast cancer survivor. They’re VERY high risk. I hope they make a speedy recovery. 😞 https://t.co/KXYIsRMUEw
12 Mar, 2020 - 02:56 AM UTC
dali ⁷
@calicotae
meanwhile sharpay being an unproblematic queen and enjoying social distancing https://t.co/KsJuv5gEgF
17 Mar, 2020 - 07:03 PM UTC
alyssa 🌻
@xlyssaxoo
them: you look so much like your dad! me: https://t.co/cCTWXaWWsT
06 Apr, 2020 - 12:54 AM UTC
IG: gabbiethemua 🥂
@geauxgabbie
It’s a love/hate relationship🤣🙄 https://t.co/em9bqqemLJ
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:38 AM UTC
Brooks Otterlake
@i_zzzzzz
Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
29 Mar, 2020 - 06:46 AM UTC
layla
@layloserr
BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled. https://t.co/sgF0UT3uOK
18 Mar, 2020 - 03:31 AM UTC
Reinaert
@PluizigeVos
Never leave your phone near a Fox https://t.co/S0XRInmsbn
05 Apr, 2020 - 10:13 PM UTC
Natalie Silvey (Stay at home - save lives)
@silv24
This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London. I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19 https://t.co/hs0RQdvsn3
21 Mar, 2020 - 07:30 PM UTC
Jay Zim
@jay_zimmer
That’s all nice until like 7:30 o’clock https://t.co/D8idVuu17o
04 Apr, 2020 - 04:48 AM UTC
R Bratten Weiss
@Prof_RBW
My ten year old is not having it. https://t.co/rNv32181GD
11 Mar, 2020 - 04:09 PM UTC
SQØØF.
@xsqoof
yeah it’s a new generation we gon call them quaranteens https://t.co/rJSKmIf7Qp
18 Mar, 2020 - 12:03 AM UTC
ネヲ
@esasi8794
甘える時の癖、仕種シリーズ・・・?になるのかな。 https://t.co/PFJMiTO6L3
15 Mar, 2020 - 10:20 AM UTC
mami champu ♕
@Bellaaacrystal
ngl this would be a fun date https://t.co/ntKKOPBhy2
09 Mar, 2020 - 01:19 AM UTC
Sara Ryan
@SaraReneeRyan
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the sweetest lil fox sleeping on a tree stump in my parent’s backyard 🥺🥺 https://t.co/nDlHrgdmfH
17 Mar, 2020 - 10:12 PM UTC
Matthew Thompson
@matthewtgreens
Funny how all of these ‘low-skilled’ jobs (cleaners, delivery drivers, retail assistants) that so many look down upon are now on the frontline holding society together whilst we work from home. Those jobs aren’t low-skilled, they’re essential and they should be paid as such.
17 Mar, 2020 - 02:24 AM UTC
Jack Ma
@JackMa
The first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our friends in America. 🙏 https://t.co/LTn26gvlOl
16 Mar, 2020 - 03:09 AM UTC
andres
@AAMT08
Mi mama vencioooooo el canceer🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
26 Mar, 2020 - 10:52 PM UTC
Daniel Burnell
@the_real_bnell
The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity Angela wears a hazmat suit Kevin says that he’s had it for weeks & feels fine
09 Mar, 2020 - 11:55 PM UTC
Stick & Move 🕺🏾📸
@_SinceNinety3
Can y’all please just follow the government instructions so we can knock this coronavirus out and be done? I feel like a kindergartner that keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
19 Mar, 2020 - 09:01 PM UTC
Fernando Haddad
@Haddad_Fernando
É duro ter que lidar com um vírus e um verme, simultaneamente.
23 Mar, 2020 - 12:11 PM UTC
mistlehoe
@simdhillon11
i’m not gonna say it,, but ik y’all see it https://t.co/m3XSNJxyzm
15 Mar, 2020 - 02:30 AM UTC
Fatih Terim
@fatihterim
Bugün yapılan test sonuçlarına göre Corona Virüs sonucum pozitif çıkmıştır. Hastanede emin ellerdeyim. Merak etmeyin. En kısa zamanda haberleşmek üzere..
23 Mar, 2020 - 07:00 PM UTC
Nicholas Gerr, PhD
@TrilliamClinton
Corona got these flights cheap as hell I gotta job interview in Greece Monday
09 Mar, 2020 - 02:38 PM UTC
annee
@annee_izatt
i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king https://t.co/2TBRf9znJW
23 Mar, 2020 - 10:17 PM UTC
Angelina
@GimmieDaFries
I have never in my life seen a fat hairless cat https://t.co/RhTDR6rkRF
26 Mar, 2020 - 03:01 PM UTC
Marcus Gray LaPorte
@MarcusGrayDoor
Things Covid has proven: 1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely 2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to. 3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury 4. Universal healthcare is necessary
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:05 PM UTC
EXIT 兼近
@kanechi_monster
いいかこれだけは頭に叩き込んどけ? 推しを愛でる時に他の誰かの推しを引き合いに出すな。 みんな違ってみんないい。 それぞれの1番だ。わかったな?
18 Mar, 2020 - 02:32 PM UTC
jack rem x
@jackremmington
I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I- https://t.co/yn97oldq7a
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:22 AM UTC
Aisha Ahmad
@aishaismad
American: COVID19 is super scary European: Yes American: Isn't it crazy how expensive the test is? European: What? American: And that I have to go to work even if I'm sick? European: Huh? American: And don't even get me started on quarantine co-pays European: Co-what???
15 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 AM UTC
6’3 For No Reason
@PlayboiJxy
Nobody decline a call faster than a 4 year old watching YouTube 😭😭
04 Apr, 2020 - 12:45 AM UTC
10TAVY
@10TAVY
day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home https://t.co/GrAb8SxGOF
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:26 PM UTC
WeRateDogs®
@dog_rates
This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable https://t.co/5KgOnL5kwW
31 Mar, 2020 - 05:50 PM UTC
DOX
@doxmontoya
yall be like “fuck landlords!” and then evict animal crossing villagers for being ugly
03 Apr, 2020 - 01:24 PM UTC
Dr. Fahrettin Koca
@drfahrettinkoca
Bu mesaj Samsun’dan geldi. Mesajı herkes alsın istedik. https://t.co/LHKSX9rdfa
22 Mar, 2020 - 02:13 PM UTC
taiwondadon💰
@taiwonhughesjr
what hurts a woman would kill a man https://t.co/1bywV85Qrq
21 Mar, 2020 - 01:33 PM UTC
Thomas
@iucipur
“Chivalry is dead” explain this then. https://t.co/1Aya1AW2eW
31 Mar, 2020 - 04:07 PM UTC
Hara✨
@lutricialeroux
The year is 2075. “Grandma why do you like sitting outside” Me: There was a time this was illegal.
29 Mar, 2020 - 03:25 PM UTC
Kaitlyn McQuin
@kaitlynmcquin
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing? Dudes on dating apps Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting. We’re pen pals now, my dude. We bout to get Jane Austen up in here. Now, write me a poem.
15 Mar, 2020 - 08:11 PM UTC
KΔTY
@Dope_chakra
Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it https://t.co/8PZKssZyfq
26 Mar, 2020 - 08:52 PM UTC
full-snack developer
@daniamluc
For those of you who don’t know, Cuba’s largest export isn’t tabacco or sugar, it’s doctors. Life expectancy in Cuba is greater than life expectancy in the U.S, and they have more doctors per capita than *most* developed nations (three times as many than the U.S). https://t.co/o7sXBuQaSH
22 Mar, 2020 - 07:12 PM UTC
love one another
@girlziplocked
If your job is so "essential" that you can't get off for a killer global pandemic, you deserve $15 an hour and a union.
18 Mar, 2020 - 02:42 AM UTC
Edward Hardy
@EdwardTHardy
14 day ago, Donald Trump called coronavirus a hoax at a campaign rally
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:30 PM UTC
Ashy Malik🧴
@AshyMalik
Ok but is the daughter making any effort to see him? There’s 2 sides. https://t.co/Qh5nRO6lOO
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:20 PM UTC
♥ 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐨
@Drea_1963
How Disneyland should’ve handled things https://t.co/CTPc9kgdSO
13 Mar, 2020 - 02:11 AM UTC