Top tweets of the month Page 5 of 10

Some of the most popular tweets this month. Top tweets from the last 30 days. See also - top tweets today, top tweets this week, top tweets this year, and top tweets of all time.

Carl Quintanilla
Confirmed cases: * US: 755 * Mexico: seven.
10 Mar, 2020 - 01:14 PM UTC
Emily R. King
My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."
19 Mar, 2020 - 03:02 AM UTC
Got this update from my wee granny😢 93 and still going strong ❤️
31 Mar, 2020 - 04:19 PM UTC
Harley R. Pageot
Did I see you Americans are getting a one-time $1200 check to cover COVID unemployment? Because Canada just announced $2000/month for the next four months.
25 Mar, 2020 - 03:55 PM UTC
i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married
31 Mar, 2020 - 11:17 PM UTC
Day 2 of no basketball : just found out my girl fav color green. Who tf like green
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:20 PM UTC
Ethics Gradient
My 5yo stormed out of my office when i told him i had to do a meeting. He was very mad that i couldn't look at his crafts like i did yesterday. I tried to explain that it was Monday and I had to work, and he yelled "Monday isn't real" on the way out. I'm still just sitting here.
30 Mar, 2020 - 08:02 PM UTC
Bro France riot over anything man, supply of croissants get low and they’re setting fire to something
18 Mar, 2020 - 12:32 PM UTC
florist tannies⁷
asia got the coronavirus on LOCK yet they the ones getting all the racism and hate while europe has it worse and europeans spreading it like y'all colonizer ancestors and ain't nobody joking bout them......
13 Mar, 2020 - 08:17 PM UTC
Ben Conarck
My 89 y/o grandmother, who is isolated at home in CT, just told me she reads the replies to my tweets and then investigates the profiles of people who leave rude replies. So don’t be mean to me or my grandma will judge you.
26 Mar, 2020 - 07:42 PM UTC
Nick Black
I wish I could trust someone like this cat trusts that dog
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:42 PM UTC
Elle ✺
Only 4 students showed up to class, he pissed 😂😂😂
09 Mar, 2020 - 02:30 PM UTC
*me in 10 years* cashier: sir your bill is $20.20 me:
24 Mar, 2020 - 06:54 PM UTC

the human race is so shitty that when we’re absent, the world begins to thrive again.
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:59 PM UTC
kdot ➐
my wedding cake gonna be an edible and im not warning anybody
25 Mar, 2020 - 07:26 PM UTC
🔴 LIVE! | 「無限」
im really sad cause my parents got chinese yesterday and the dude was so happy to see us cause we're regulars there, he told my stepdad "we've been very low on sales lately, but we recognized your order and gave you more rangoon and egg rolls, please be safe out there"
12 Mar, 2020 - 03:28 AM UTC
When you’re in quarantine but your girl don’t believe you:
12 Mar, 2020 - 10:14 PM UTC
Ramtin Arablouei
My Uncle in Iran passed away from corona virus. He was gentle and kind. He’d been battling cancer for several years. His family had to stand one hundred meters away and watch him be buried by men in hazmat gear. My Aunt is now sick. Please take this virus seriously.
13 Mar, 2020 - 01:25 AM UTC
Seth Everman
tested positive for sad
28 Mar, 2020 - 08:13 PM UTC
gliitterr princess ✨
Do people realize they can just buy a Brita instead of 100 cases of bottled water or ???
24 Mar, 2020 - 06:34 AM UTC
The Real Kim Shady™️
I turn 50 today guys, alone in quarantine. 3 years ago I’d set a goal. I said that I was going to have a new life by this day if I could not change my abusive marriage. Well, I could not change it. Nothing worked. Nothing. So today, I sit alone on my 50th. In peace. ♥️
21 Mar, 2020 - 01:29 PM UTC
coronavirus seeing all the other terrible shit inside my body
11 Mar, 2020 - 03:05 PM UTC
Kumail Nanjiani
People get upset and annoyed at me when I tweet about the coronavirus, when I urge people to stay in and avoid crowds. My favorite person in the world is immunocompromised. Go ahead and unfollow me. I’ll be tweeting about this until I’m down to zero followers.
15 Mar, 2020 - 08:05 PM UTC
Day 5 of Coronavirus lock down, stacking Pringles
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:16 PM UTC
Todd Gurley II
Damn I got fired on my day off😂 #QuaratineAndChill
19 Mar, 2020 - 08:29 PM UTC
Andrew Yang🧢
If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probably not be in a job that serves the public interest.
20 Mar, 2020 - 03:05 AM UTC
why british ppl do this shit EVERY TIME lmao
29 Mar, 2020 - 07:21 PM UTC
We’re going to be at 300k cases in 30 days.
15 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 PM UTC
All My Homies Say FUCK Carole Baskin
The Chinese barely left their country Ask the Italians why they were traveling island to island like Super Mario World
18 Mar, 2020 - 10:30 AM UTC
6'4 Drill 🇨🇩💜💛
Niggas saw Corona was winning so he decided to join them
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:31 PM UTC
british ppl be like "are you schewpid"
27 Mar, 2020 - 02:20 AM UTC
Pre K ❄️
News don’t even tell us the weather nomore they be like good morning CORONAVIRUS
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:14 PM UTC
To clarify: Isolation = you have tested positive for the virus Quarantine = you have been in contact with someone who has tested positive for the virus & are waiting to see if you develop symptoms Social distancing = something everyone can do to reduce the risk of transmission
14 Mar, 2020 - 02:54 AM UTC
niggathée chalamet
Teens on Tiktok are making fake conversation videos that people can play if they’re feeling unsafe in an Uber
14 Mar, 2020 - 12:12 PM UTC
A whole neighborhood in Italy is singing “Love Sosa’’ by Chief Keef while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined. COVID-19.
16 Mar, 2020 - 01:49 PM UTC
今は何も 考えられません けんちゃんと、もう会えなくなっちゃう 悲し過ぎて あり過ぎる想いが整理できません 一緒に仕事が出来て幸せでした ありがとう…
30 Mar, 2020 - 02:09 AM UTC
alex 👽
Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.
17 Mar, 2020 - 01:19 AM UTC
Ryan Brooks
A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with your purchase and it’s really starting to feel like there are no rules anymore
18 Mar, 2020 - 11:13 PM UTC
He’s 63 and diabetic. She’s a breast cancer survivor. They’re VERY high risk. I hope they make a speedy recovery. 😞
12 Mar, 2020 - 02:56 AM UTC
dali ⁷
meanwhile sharpay being an unproblematic queen and enjoying social distancing
17 Mar, 2020 - 07:03 PM UTC
alyssa 🌻
them: you look so much like your dad! me:
06 Apr, 2020 - 12:54 AM UTC
IG: gabbiethemua 🥂
It’s a love/hate relationship🤣🙄
20 Mar, 2020 - 02:38 AM UTC
Brooks Otterlake
Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
29 Mar, 2020 - 06:46 AM UTC
BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.
18 Mar, 2020 - 03:31 AM UTC
Never leave your phone near a Fox
05 Apr, 2020 - 10:13 PM UTC
Natalie Silvey (Stay at home - save lives)
This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London. I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19
21 Mar, 2020 - 07:30 PM UTC
Jay Zim
That’s all nice until like 7:30 o’clock
04 Apr, 2020 - 04:48 AM UTC
R Bratten Weiss
My ten year old is not having it.
11 Mar, 2020 - 04:09 PM UTC
yeah it’s a new generation we gon call them quaranteens
18 Mar, 2020 - 12:03 AM UTC
15 Mar, 2020 - 10:20 AM UTC
mami champu ♕
ngl this would be a fun date
09 Mar, 2020 - 01:19 AM UTC
Sara Ryan
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the sweetest lil fox sleeping on a tree stump in my parent’s backyard 🥺🥺
17 Mar, 2020 - 10:12 PM UTC
Matthew Thompson
Funny how all of these ‘low-skilled’ jobs (cleaners, delivery drivers, retail assistants) that so many look down upon are now on the frontline holding society together whilst we work from home. Those jobs aren’t low-skilled, they’re essential and they should be paid as such.
17 Mar, 2020 - 02:24 AM UTC
Jack Ma
The first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our friends in America. 🙏
16 Mar, 2020 - 03:09 AM UTC
Mi mama vencioooooo el canceer🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
26 Mar, 2020 - 10:52 PM UTC
Daniel Burnell
The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity Angela wears a hazmat suit Kevin says that he’s had it for weeks & feels fine
09 Mar, 2020 - 11:55 PM UTC
Stick & Move 🕺🏾📸
Can y’all please just follow the government instructions so we can knock this coronavirus out and be done? I feel like a kindergartner that keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
19 Mar, 2020 - 09:01 PM UTC
Fernando Haddad
É duro ter que lidar com um vírus e um verme, simultaneamente.
23 Mar, 2020 - 12:11 PM UTC
i’m not gonna say it,, but ik y’all see it
15 Mar, 2020 - 02:30 AM UTC
Fatih Terim
Bugün yapılan test sonuçlarına göre Corona Virüs sonucum pozitif çıkmıştır. Hastanede emin ellerdeyim. Merak etmeyin. En kısa zamanda haberleşmek üzere..
23 Mar, 2020 - 07:00 PM UTC
Nicholas Gerr, PhD
Corona got these flights cheap as hell I gotta job interview in Greece Monday
09 Mar, 2020 - 02:38 PM UTC
i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king
23 Mar, 2020 - 10:17 PM UTC
I have never in my life seen a fat hairless cat
26 Mar, 2020 - 03:01 PM UTC
Marcus Gray LaPorte
Things Covid has proven: 1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely 2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to. 3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury 4. Universal healthcare is necessary
12 Mar, 2020 - 01:05 PM UTC
いいかこれだけは頭に叩き込んどけ? 推しを愛でる時に他の誰かの推しを引き合いに出すな。 みんな違ってみんないい。 それぞれの1番だ。わかったな?
18 Mar, 2020 - 02:32 PM UTC
jack rem x
I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:22 AM UTC
Aisha Ahmad
American: COVID19 is super scary European: Yes American: Isn't it crazy how expensive the test is? European: What? American: And that I have to go to work even if I'm sick? European: Huh? American: And don't even get me started on quarantine co-pays European: Co-what???
15 Mar, 2020 - 03:30 AM UTC
6’3 For No Reason
Nobody decline a call faster than a 4 year old watching YouTube 😭😭
04 Apr, 2020 - 12:45 AM UTC
day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home
17 Mar, 2020 - 12:26 PM UTC
This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable
31 Mar, 2020 - 05:50 PM UTC
yall be like “fuck landlords!” and then evict animal crossing villagers for being ugly
03 Apr, 2020 - 01:24 PM UTC
Dr. Fahrettin Koca
Bu mesaj Samsun’dan geldi. Mesajı herkes alsın istedik.
22 Mar, 2020 - 02:13 PM UTC
what hurts a woman would kill a man
21 Mar, 2020 - 01:33 PM UTC
“Chivalry is dead” explain this then.
31 Mar, 2020 - 04:07 PM UTC
The year is 2075. “Grandma why do you like sitting outside” Me: There was a time this was illegal.
29 Mar, 2020 - 03:25 PM UTC
Kaitlyn McQuin
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing? Dudes on dating apps Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting. We’re pen pals now, my dude. We bout to get Jane Austen up in here. Now, write me a poem.
15 Mar, 2020 - 08:11 PM UTC
Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it
26 Mar, 2020 - 08:52 PM UTC
full-snack developer
For those of you who don’t know, Cuba’s largest export isn’t tabacco or sugar, it’s doctors. Life expectancy in Cuba is greater than life expectancy in the U.S, and they have more doctors per capita than *most* developed nations (three times as many than the U.S).
22 Mar, 2020 - 07:12 PM UTC
love one another
If your job is so "essential" that you can't get off for a killer global pandemic, you deserve $15 an hour and a union.
18 Mar, 2020 - 02:42 AM UTC
Edward Hardy
14 day ago, Donald Trump called coronavirus a hoax at a campaign rally
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:30 PM UTC
Ashy Malik🧴
Ok but is the daughter making any effort to see him? There’s 2 sides.
17 Mar, 2020 - 09:20 PM UTC
♥ 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐨
How Disneyland should’ve handled things
13 Mar, 2020 - 02:11 AM UTC