caillou is a whiny lil bitch @j_sauv Potatoes of Defiance @nlqualls
To parents entertaining kids during social distancing and quarantine: IF YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE THAT IS SUFFICIENT. Don't feel guilty if you're not enriching their souls, teaching them kumihimo & sign language & engaging their spirits. Toss them some fish sticks; they'll be fine.
The Moment. @b0mbchell_
When they finally open outside again I’ma still stay home for a little bit ...let the first batch of air hit y’all first and see what happens just to make sure the coast is clear lol
Marni Panas, CCIP™ @marnipanas
For those who wanted a world without vaccines, this is the world without ONE vaccine.
Ca$hly Banks @TypicalLowLife
I remember my mama used say “outside ain’t going nowhere” now look at outside? Gone.
garlic thot @tyrathetaurus
why the fuck is our country so fucking stupid??? why are we REFUSING to test people for coronavirus?? why are we refusing to elect the guy trying to give us FREE HEALTHCARE??? why are bailing out the richest people in our country??? why are we stupider than everyone else???? WHY.
Coach Roberts @Coach_Nick87
A school superintendent said something profound in his address cancelling school for the next 3 weeks. He said: In the end, it will be impossible to know if we overreacted or did too much, but it will be QUITE apparent if we under reacted or did too little.
Hear those words....
I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together
can’t spell quarantine without
u,r,a,q,t , wassup tho? 😏
I’m a Dr.
I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months.
So that I can keeping treating you, whilst trying to keep my family safe.
No hugs from my girls, no cuddles from my partner.
PLS socially distance NOW, to make my sacrifice worth it.
Weijia Jiang @weijia
This morning a White House official referred to #Coronavirus
as the “Kung-Flu” to my face. Makes me wonder what they’re calling it behind my back.
Bill Pulte @pulte
I’m going give $13,700 to someone random who retweets this in the next 72 hours because we need good news ☀️ (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)
b.b. homewrecker @sheikhofchic
Bitch the Antivaxxers been quiet as hell...
My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs to. She’s down there right now. They’re eating dinner together.
Stopping ppl’s income but not stopping their bills is evil af.
The videos of Italians singing on their balconies in lockdown is so beautiful. I PRAY it doesn’t get to that here because I cannot take English people singing Mr Brightside from their front porches 🥴🤢
What are men doing during all this extra free time? Reflecting on their actions i hope
This Coronavirus bullshit is upsetting me and my homegirls cause we feel like well damn if we can’t go outside then where the hell can we go !?!?!
Fatih Terim @fatihterim
O kadar güzel ve özel duygular içerisindeyim ki her duayı yüreğimde hissediyorum.
Bu, hepimiz için bir sınav ve dualarınızla, güzel dileklerinizle aşacağız bu sınavı. İyiyim ve inşallah daha iyi olacağım. Elim kalbimde her birinize teşekkür ediyorum.
Danielle דניאלה @dani_miyerah98
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true
blondie wasabi @bIondiewasabi
it’s crazy how because of corona we can see how almost everything we do is a totally made up social construct that can be instantly stopped if we wanted to lol
President Kamala’s Hand (STILL) @DearDean22
He told wealthy friends. Then cashed out a cool $1.4m in stock. Then voted AGAINST the covid-19 relief bill. He needs to go https://t.co/kYolBg3ycv
Liquid Faerie 🇵🇹🇪🇺🦄🕷🦄🇪🇺🇵🇹 @LiquidFaerie
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
quarantine has rly shown me that i am, at all times, simply waiting to eat my next meal
having depression is so hard during this COVID-19 pandemic bc going out and keeping busy and socialising are the main things i need to do to stay afloat. having to self isolate for weeks is going to take a huge toll on my mental health and im definitely not the only one.
“are u a top or a bottom?” Well.. ACTUALLY I’m a burden
Dr. Manhattan 🇳🇬 @TheNewThinkerr
did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???
Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese
ronnie mcdonnie @taladorei
with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the virus. https://t.co/I0IbCfiMnj
Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn
The NBA has suspended the season.
ex Brit @philleehh
I live in Germany, where they applaud their health service by funding it
This quarantine shit boring as fuck I’m about to start doing tbh & rates again
JORDAN DAKOTA @jordandnixon
Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks
Candice Marie Benbow @CandiceBenbow
This is Generation Z.
I want to name that because folks love calling everybody 40 and under Millennials.
Millennials are not at Spring Break.
Millennials are at home yelling at their Boomer parents who won’t sit still because they have “faith over fear”. https://t.co/byiOhELTJR
due to coronavirus my summer body will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for understanding
Nina Gibson @nina_ruth_gib
This guy is a very close family friend and he has no idea how the internet works and every time I see this video get shared it cracks me up because he’ll never understand the impact his weird hobby has had. https://t.co/Bk3p5rDFL6
a ⁷ @brownboklit
march has dethroned january as the longest month of the year because what the hell
Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu
So it’s official. We’re number one in the world for coronavirus cases, even surpassing China which has more than 4 times as many people as the United States. That’s because despite spending more money on healthcare than anyone else, we have one of the worst health systems around.
Stu Cameron @stucam7771
So, do I get this right American friends?
You get health insurance through your job
But you can lose your job if your employer cuts costs due to Covid19.
Which then means you’ve lost your insurance which would help you get treated for the health crisis you lost your job for...
Our president called the Coronavirus...The Chinese virus...bro...why is he our president? Why the fuck did people vote for this bum? America...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????