Lee Trott @MC372
The PERFECT demo for kids as to why soap is SO IMPORTANT and EFFECTIVE from an elementary school teacher, SOUND ON: (h/t u/beep_boop_doot) https://t.co/12m3YWjPub
Amber lee ⚓ @Amber_Hobbs7
Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on..
Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..
jacii buzzz🔥🐝 @BoltTheBee
Can I ask a real question?
Why is it that individuals are expected to save 3 months expenses + an emergency fund to survive loss of income but giant businesses can’t seem to survive this without billions from the government? 🤔
we really went straight from seasonal depression into quarantine depression
Lil Floozy Shirt @StephMcNasty
The Coronavirus is really showing what companies care about their employees and what companies care about profit only.
Brotha B @BlakeDontCrack
You know who’s helping us during COVID-19? Medical workers, delivery drivers, grocery store works, and sanitation workers.
You know who ain’t doing shit?
Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives @BorisJohnson
Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.
I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.
Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives https://t.co/9Te6aFP0Ri
lil cough @_RyanKirk
This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
Stephanie Wittels Wachs @wittelstephanie
My dad is a 77 yr old lifelong Republican. He loves Trump. He watches Fox News religiously.
He’s also a retired physician. After witnessing Trump’s handling of Coronavirus, he no longer supports him and says he’s lost his vote. He’s also done with Fox News.
This is huge.
coronavirus this coronavirus that.... can we talk about me for a second??
Someone sneezed at Disney World and I just saw a cast member take the person outside and we heard a gun shot but the cast memeber said it was unrelated
For my next job interview, I'm gonna ask my "future" employer on "what are the things you've done for your employees during the COVID-19 community quarantine".
Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
Y’all are panic buying 8 months worth of stuff forcing everyone else to buy in bulk because they know someone else is gonna come and take it if they don’t. Meanwhile the people who can’t afford to panic buy are without baby food/toilet paper etc. for no reason right now.
this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer
XFL Guru @XFLguru
Was Kobe Bryant the glue that was holding the world together?
Jester D @JustMeTurtle
I’m a garbageman, I can’t work from home and my job is an essential city service that must get done. It’s a tough job, from getting up pre-dawn to the physical toll it takes on my body to the monotonous nature of the job, at times it’s hard to keep on going.
Barack Obama @BarackObama
Watch this. It shows why we should all do the right thing and stay home to the fullest extent possible. All of us can help slow the spread of the virus, protecting the elderly, the vulnerable, and each other. https://t.co/FgffQrMVB7
Dear april, dont be a follower. Lead by example. Be better then these other months
MY CHILDHOOD ABUSER DIED!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO
morgan lee @mrgnmrphy
THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.
How do Hannah / Zack and Cody only have three seasons when I feel like I watched new episodes for years?!!!
My ex who is also my child’s father came to pick up our child for lunch & asked if my bfs daughter wanted to come as well. My bfs daughter wanted to chill at home with us & they still brought her food. That’s some real coparenting shit & we appreciate & respect him for that!
Chris Gough @GoughCJ
Now that I am recovering from Covid-19, I want to share my symptoms, and my experience, in case it is of help to anyone else. I've felt pretty rotten the last few days, but am finally improving.
I am only talking about my own experiences - as a patient, not a doctor. (1/n)
David Futrelle @DavidFutrelle
Most people staying home aren't doing so out of fear; they're trying to avoid becoming coronavirus vectors that could sicken and kill vulnerable others. Going out to bars and restaurants isn't "brave," it's selfish, the moral equivalent of deliberately coughing in someone's face
Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu
The H1N1 swine flu pandemic that infected up to 1.4 billion people and killed up to 575,000 originated in factory farmed pigs in the United States. Yet nobody ever calls it the “American Pig Flu.” Let’s stop calling the coronavirus the “Chinese Virus.” We’re all in this together.
Kellie Houlihan @kellie_houlihan
I cannot wait for the day they announce this whole coronavirus is gone and we can go back to normal
Lost My Dad today to COVID19. I cant see him. I have 2 choices direct burial or direct cremation. Im so angry!!! My heart is aching for all who is effected by this.
No one should die alone, no family should be kept from saying goodbye.
gov michaela @MichaelaOkla
Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Happy Birthday to another favorite of mine, Paul Rudd!! Enjoy celebrating the 21st anniversary of your 30th birthday(since that’s clearly the year you stopped aging)!! https://t.co/uf3S9vTVyZ
Edy 🌻 @vegan_amazonian
"GirLs aReN't suPpOsEd to hAvE hAiR tHerE"
Then why the FUCK does it grow there?
Sarah Ingle @SarahLMIngle
Oh to be a 1998 baby
✔️ first memory is 9/11
✔️ watches parents lose their jobs in 2008
✔️ graduates into global pandemic and looming recession
Fiona Applebum says don't buy Shaun King's Book! @WrittenByHanna
I lost my teens to my depression and now I'm losing my twenties to a pandemic can't wait to lose my thirties to climate change!!!!
lienke » @saintIournt
if corona has ruined something that you were looking forward to say I
☻ 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐚 ☻ @Solextial
2020 really said fuck you, fuck your job, fuck your health and your dreams bitch.
Jason Call for Congress WA02 🌹 @CallForCongress
If capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every ten years?
Hotboy Chuckie @___envied
I really ain’t see no April fool jokes😂😂😂 mfs was dead serious about shit not being funny this year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
jon manganello @jonnymangs
I knew I was gay when I skipped recess to help my teacher laminate things and gossip.
Hot Girl Ye🇳🇬 @Nigerian_OG
Billionaires not lifting a fucking finger to help shit. These are the people you all defend everyday. We have regular people helping each other stay afloat, while billionaires sit on their asses probably thinking of a way to make money off this pandemic.
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine
Ava DuVernay @ava
I thought I was thorough, but this taught me not to forget the thumbs! Take a look. And blessings to all today. 👋🏾✋🏾👐🏾🙌🏾👍🏾 https://t.co/6yajJ2Gj8j
Gavin Shoebridge @KiwiEV
In Italy today, a priest decided to live-stream a mass due to COVID-19. Unfortunately he activated the video filters by mistake. https://t.co/zu2qwAlCyT
THINGS U CAN STILL DO WHILE SOCIALLY DISTANCING:
-Stare at the blank page b4 u
-Open up the dirty window
-Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find
-Reach 4 something in the distance (so close u can almost taste it)
-Release ur inhibitions
-Feel the rain on ur skin
BLACK mixed w/ BLACK @black_mixed
We’ve had SARS.
We’ve had Influenza epidemics.
We’ve had Ebola.
We’ve had H1N1.
We’ve NEVER been here.
Don’t tell folks to simply “wash their hands and all should be fine” while everything is being cancelled.
They need to be honest with the public b/c this ain’t adding up.
Antonio French @AntonioFrench
No one’s first government job should be President of the United States.
It’s Not Me 🚀 @theorangedurag
Seniors finna be out here graduating electronically 🤣 “Click to walk across the stage” faceass🚶🏽🚶🏽
Neymar Jr @neymarjr
As vezes o melhor jogador não vence, faz parte do jogo (JOGO) não levem ao pessoal 😉🤫 .. Boa sorte aos que restam, pois eu to fora e não assisto mais 😂🤣😂🤣