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Some of the most popular tweets this month. Top tweets from the last 30 days. See also - top tweets today, top tweets this week, top tweets this year, and top tweets of all time.

めざましテレビ「不要不急の外出は控えてください」って言った5分後に、 「今日も元気に行ってらっしゃい!」っていうの草
02 Apr, 2020 - 11:04 PM UTC
D Té⚡️
That’s pretty neat... but ima wait until Apple steal it and act like i never seen it before
11 Mar, 2020 - 05:28 AM UTC
Jason Yanowitz
If you'e still hanging with friends, going to restaurants/bars, and acting like this isn't a big deal, get your shit together. The following thread is taken from an Italian citizen. As they put it: "To the rest of the world, you have no idea what's coming." MUST READ👇
14 Mar, 2020 - 11:58 PM UTC
25 Mar, 2020 - 10:47 PM UTC
Benz 🤙
Fun fact: Tequila is the only alcohol that is a stimulant. All the others are depressants. Tequila is good for you. Drink more Tequila.
14 Mar, 2020 - 07:46 PM UTC
Have fun coming home from your 37 dollar flights
15 Mar, 2020 - 09:48 PM UTC
Laura F.
You know what’s fucked? As people keep going out and acting like covid isn’t a big deal, my nurse friends and I (in our 20s) are contemplating whether it’s time to get our wills drawn up. Because we know not all of us will make it. Hope you had fun at the beach, Karen.
22 Mar, 2020 - 11:47 AM UTC
im bisexual but men are on thin ice
01 Apr, 2020 - 11:10 PM UTC
lucy ford⁷
jared leto having no idea about coronavirus because he was on a meditative retreat in the desert is the most jared leto thing in the world
17 Mar, 2020 - 11:42 AM UTC
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝓚𝓮𝓷🥀 ♥
Somebody come get errrrrr she dancinnnn like a streeeeperrrr
14 Mar, 2020 - 05:58 PM UTC
green bean444
quarantine??? y’all want me to be alone all day with my THOUGHTS ??? fuck me
16 Mar, 2020 - 12:14 AM UTC
jack exotic
ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS BRB- breathing really bad SMH- sanitize my hands TTYL- think that you'll live? ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame! NVM- need virus meds
12 Mar, 2020 - 04:21 PM UTC
myesha thee stallion
“corona virus barely affects young people” bruh it’s a respiratory disease and half of y’alls lungs are ruined from vaping but go off
11 Mar, 2020 - 10:23 PM UTC
Kenichi L.🌹🆘🕊♻️
Joe Biden: The tests for the coronavirus should be free Bernie Sanders: The vaccines and treatment for the coronavirus should be free That’s the difference.
12 Mar, 2020 - 11:20 PM UTC
Donald J. Trump
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has moved mountains - Thank You! Hopefully they will BOTH (H works better with A, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents).....
21 Mar, 2020 - 02:13 PM UTC
6’3 For No Reason
Girls suck at cuddling.. 3 mins in they be like "I got a question and don't lie"
03 Apr, 2020 - 08:37 PM UTC
Jeremy Cohen
I can’t believe this actually worked and yes this is a real story
22 Mar, 2020 - 05:07 PM UTC
Phineas 🏁
Spread the good details just like you spread the negative ones
13 Mar, 2020 - 05:35 PM UTC
matthew miles goodrich
the way boomers feel about coronavirus rn is how millennials feel about climate change all the time
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:33 PM UTC
Singto Conley 🦌
ppl who never played animal crossing are like “so what do you DO?” bro nothing we literally just vibing. i caught a fish then sat on a tree stump. i’m on cloud nine over here
20 Mar, 2020 - 08:26 PM UTC
Kevin P. Johnson
my new wfh coworker is so needy, I can’t get anything done 🙄
19 Mar, 2020 - 05:01 PM UTC
𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝟚𝟛𝕣𝕕 🎈
Soooo, Trump says that the coronavirus pandemic could until July or August...... or longer. I think we can consider 2020 officially canceled
16 Mar, 2020 - 07:40 PM UTC
keta│Bar Karhu
31 Mar, 2020 - 10:27 AM UTC
I would loose my shit as a parent 😳😭
03 Apr, 2020 - 10:46 PM UTC
𝔩𝔢𝔱'𝔰 𝔡𝔬 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶
02 Apr, 2020 - 12:23 PM UTC
【速報 JUST IN 】コメディアンの志村けんさん死去 新型コロナ感染で肺炎発症 #nhk_news
30 Mar, 2020 - 12:49 AM UTC
If my husband cut like this without trying to protect me or our children, I’ll file for a divorce that same day
16 Mar, 2020 - 12:24 PM UTC
KY 🦅
Trump said $1,000 per adult. Now Bernie sayin $2,000..... do I hear 3?!
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:01 PM UTC
𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔞 𝔍𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔢
I fucked up my sons haircut , trying to give him a line and he doesn’t even know 😂 I love kids Lmao
02 Apr, 2020 - 03:13 PM UTC
how do i politely tell my parents that school is cancelled indefinitely because of coronavirus but also i can’t go home because it is simply Bad for my Wellbeing
11 Mar, 2020 - 03:00 AM UTC
10 Mar, 2020 - 03:00 PM UTC
Nobody: Me and the homies on our $41 corona trip to the Bahamas:
12 Mar, 2020 - 06:04 AM UTC
20 Mar, 2020 - 01:31 AM UTC
𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 🖤
Everybody starting an OnlyFans rn
03 Apr, 2020 - 12:59 AM UTC
ig: ahme.d
“I’m glad you handled that really well you were super calm the entire time” me inside:
10 Mar, 2020 - 10:50 PM UTC
Donald J. Trump
15 Mar, 2020 - 03:02 PM UTC
Shamus Khan
As 2.5M lose their jobs in the middle of a pandemic, remind me again why we binding health insurance to employment is a good idea.
20 Mar, 2020 - 07:47 PM UTC
Lucy Small
2 weeks of isolation and we're out here making picnic tables for squirrels because we're insane
31 Mar, 2020 - 06:30 PM UTC
Corey Ryan Forrester
Is this church gonna whoop Jesus’s ass?
06 Apr, 2020 - 04:37 PM UTC
RYY ☀️
Prayers for all the pregnant women and new born babies during this Pandemic attack.
23 Mar, 2020 - 06:30 AM UTC
The sound effects sent me to a place I’ve never been 😭🤣🤣🤣⚰️
17 Mar, 2020 - 05:23 PM UTC
週末だから飲みに行っていいかと 妻に聞いたらコロナだからダメと言われ大人しく帰ったら 家にお品書きが置いてありました🙄 流石に妻が可愛すぎる...
27 Mar, 2020 - 11:14 AM UTC
blondie wasabi
do british websites use biscuits?
01 Apr, 2020 - 09:37 PM UTC
Julio enrique 🇩🇴
When she can’t spend the night
01 Apr, 2020 - 01:38 PM UTC
Dr. Fahrettin Koca
Son 24 saatte 3656 ŞÜPHELİYE TEST yapıldı. 311’i POZİTİF ÇIKTI. Hasta sayımız 670’e ulaştı. Yaşlı ve direnci zayıf 5 HASTAMIZI KAYBETTİK. Bugüne dek toplam 9 can kaybımız var. Tamamı yaşlılarımızdan. Yaşlılarımızı koruyalım. MÜCADELEMİZDE BİR AN BİLE ESNEKLİK GÖSTERMEYELİM.
20 Mar, 2020 - 08:14 PM UTC
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end
12 Mar, 2020 - 06:23 PM UTC
10 Mar, 2020 - 07:42 AM UTC
Jack Herrera
Hi, I'm a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you're now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It's not for a story, I just want to beat your ass
03 Apr, 2020 - 06:04 PM UTC
Deion Broxton KTVM
There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!
25 Mar, 2020 - 08:25 PM UTC
6’3 For No Reason
Don’t kill a good convo by saying “Facetime me” cuz now I gotta play dead
05 Apr, 2020 - 01:51 AM UTC
brown anna kendrick
hi sorry but if you’re “quarantining” with different people every single day then I do not think you understand what the word quarantine means
30 Mar, 2020 - 01:52 AM UTC
Dolly Parton
You never know how much you love somebody until they’re gone. I’ve had so many wonderful years and wonderful times with my friend Kenny, but above all the music and the success I loved him as a wonderful man and a true friend.
21 Mar, 2020 - 02:25 PM UTC
olivia jae
corona virus: -boring -what even is a corona?? -sounds stupid boomer remover: -cool as fuck -boomers are being removed -goodbye old people
13 Mar, 2020 - 04:15 AM UTC
kilgore trout, social scientist
I do not understand how mcdonalds can serve two billion hamburgers every year but when I order five million at the drive thru it overwhelms the system
21 Mar, 2020 - 08:45 PM UTC
Jenn is back
Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week 1. Yesterday 2. Today 3. Tomorrow
27 Mar, 2020 - 01:43 PM UTC
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
07 Apr, 2020 - 02:18 AM UTC
i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.
01 Apr, 2020 - 07:28 AM UTC
Joel Berkowitz
My 12 year-old while out on a walk: "At least with all the schools closed, there won't be any school shootings for awhile."
27 Mar, 2020 - 01:56 PM UTC
I wish i lived my life not knowing mamma mia was cgi
31 Mar, 2020 - 07:34 AM UTC
ayo wtf
future grandson: “hey grandpa want a corona?” me:
21 Mar, 2020 - 07:31 PM UTC
day 3 of quarantine: start writing my essay
17 Mar, 2020 - 07:15 AM UTC

Quarantine got me even tired of being on my phone.
19 Mar, 2020 - 09:47 AM UTC
Just two incredible texts from my landlord
29 Mar, 2020 - 10:55 PM UTC
Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of the last temporary hospital in Wuhan. The reported #covid19 cases went from a surge in February of 15,000 in one day to only 15 this week.
13 Mar, 2020 - 01:31 PM UTC
01 Apr, 2020 - 04:13 PM UTC
y’all remember going out to eat? that shit was mad fun
22 Mar, 2020 - 07:24 PM UTC
Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.
16 Mar, 2020 - 02:51 AM UTC
Peter Schultz
This is as good a time as any to tell you that my dog sings along to the Law & Order theme song every time he hears it
19 Mar, 2020 - 02:57 AM UTC
middle school vs me now 😂 thank god
27 Mar, 2020 - 02:35 AM UTC
Andy Ha
The last sentence has finished me
11 Mar, 2020 - 08:56 PM UTC
09 Mar, 2020 - 04:58 PM UTC
G A B B S 🍒
My niece wants to talk SO bad 😂
27 Mar, 2020 - 01:21 PM UTC
Jeffrey Zhang
THREAD: I mostly talk about movies on here, but here goes. We are currently pivoting our factory to solely make surgical masks and other medical garments in short supply. We can make 2 million masks a day, and are looking to help in any way possible during this time. #COVID19
20 Mar, 2020 - 05:44 PM UTC
Papa Mack ♊️
This Nigga With The Rubberbands Back At It Again 😭😭😭
27 Mar, 2020 - 08:34 AM UTC
Sin ♡
i hope my painting process can bring a lil peace to you during this strange time... 💜
27 Mar, 2020 - 12:50 AM UTC
Neil Webb
"You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work." I've heard this twice today. I think it's an important distinction worth emphasising.
31 Mar, 2020 - 03:39 PM UTC
Madison Jo
I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures with captions joking about social distancing/getting sick. People are dying and you should have stayed home.
18 Mar, 2020 - 06:07 PM UTC
03 Apr, 2020 - 11:31 AM UTC
Eric Spiegelman
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners
04 Apr, 2020 - 05:24 PM UTC
Fiona Applebum says don't buy Shaun King's Book!
Why is this account even active anymore
31 Mar, 2020 - 02:37 AM UTC
When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months
31 Mar, 2020 - 11:54 PM UTC
If your church is making you feel guilty for not coming due to COVID then you are in a cult.
22 Mar, 2020 - 01:46 PM UTC
Nadirah ✨
3 am is the new 12 am at this point
25 Mar, 2020 - 06:43 AM UTC
ICE is non-essential
27 Mar, 2020 - 12:55 PM UTC