Jason Yanowitz @JasonYanowitz
If you'e still hanging with friends, going to restaurants/bars, and acting like this isn't a big deal, get your shit together.
The following thread is taken from an Italian citizen.
As they put it:
"To the rest of the world, you have no idea what's coming."
Benz 🤙 @lilbenito_
Fun fact: Tequila is the only alcohol that is a stimulant. All the others are depressants. Tequila is good for you. Drink more Tequila. https://t.co/2I3wobIcqk
Laura F. @LauraFred
You know what’s fucked? As people keep going out and acting like covid isn’t a big deal, my nurse friends and I (in our 20s) are contemplating whether it’s time to get our wills drawn up. Because we know not all of us will make it. Hope you had fun at the beach, Karen.
lucy ford⁷ @lucyj_ford
jared leto having no idea about coronavirus because he was on a meditative retreat in the desert is the most jared leto thing in the world https://t.co/qr9fRy4uEr
green bean444 @labrujaj
quarantine??? y’all want me to be alone all day with my THOUGHTS ??? fuck me
jack exotic @JackWilliamRtF
ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you'll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds
myesha thee stallion @myeshachou
“corona virus barely affects young people” bruh it’s a respiratory disease and half of y’alls lungs are ruined from vaping but go off
Kenichi L.🌹🆘🕊♻️ @KenichiAL
Joe Biden: The tests for the coronavirus should be free
Bernie Sanders: The vaccines and treatment for the coronavirus should be free
That’s the difference.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE & AZITHROMYCIN, taken together, have a real chance to be one of the biggest game changers in the history of medicine. The FDA has moved mountains - Thank You! Hopefully they will BOTH (H works better with A, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents).....
6’3 For No Reason @PlayboiJxy
Girls suck at cuddling.. 3 mins in they be like "I got a question and don't lie"
matthew miles goodrich @mmilesgoodrich
the way boomers feel about coronavirus rn is how millennials feel about climate change all the time
Singto Conley 🦌 @singtoconley
ppl who never played animal crossing are like “so what do you DO?” bro nothing we literally just vibing. i caught a fish then sat on a tree stump. i’m on cloud nine over here
𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝟚𝟛𝕣𝕕 🎈 @ashleyyhickmann
Soooo, Trump says that the coronavirus pandemic could until July or August...... or longer. I think we can consider 2020 officially canceled
KY 🦅 @_illxxst
Trump said $1,000 per adult. Now Bernie sayin $2,000..... do I hear 3?!
how do i politely tell my parents that school is cancelled indefinitely because of coronavirus but also i can’t go home because it is simply Bad for my Wellbeing
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!
Shamus Khan @shamuskhan
As 2.5M lose their jobs in the middle of a pandemic, remind me again why we binding health insurance to employment is a good idea.
Dr. Fahrettin Koca @drfahrettinkoca
Son 24 saatte 3656 ŞÜPHELİYE TEST yapıldı. 311’i POZİTİF ÇIKTI. Hasta sayımız 670’e ulaştı. Yaşlı ve direnci zayıf 5 HASTAMIZI KAYBETTİK. Bugüne dek toplam 9 can kaybımız var. Tamamı yaşlılarımızdan. Yaşlılarımızı koruyalım. MÜCADELEMİZDE BİR AN BİLE ESNEKLİK GÖSTERMEYELİM.
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end
Jack Herrera @jherrerx
Hi, I'm a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you're now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It's not for a story, I just want to beat your ass
6’3 For No Reason @PlayboiJxy
Don’t kill a good convo by saying “Facetime me” cuz now I gotta play dead
brown anna kendrick @meeracleshappen
hi sorry but if you’re “quarantining” with different people every single day then I do not think you understand what the word quarantine means
Dolly Parton @DollyParton
You never know how much you love somebody until they’re gone. I’ve had so many wonderful years and wonderful times with my friend Kenny, but above all the music and the success I loved him as a wonderful man and a true friend. https://t.co/hIQLIvt8pr
olivia jae @oatmilkstanacct
-what even is a corona??
-cool as fuck
-boomers are being removed
-goodbye old people
kilgore trout, social scientist @KT_So_It_Goes
I do not understand how mcdonalds can serve two billion hamburgers every year but when I order five million at the drive thru it overwhelms the system https://t.co/f70fUIY7MF
Jenn is back @JennEngineer_
Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week
i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.
Joel Berkowitz @JoelBerkowitz
My 12 year-old while out on a walk: "At least with all the schools closed, there won't be any school shootings for awhile."
Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus
day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of the last temporary hospital in Wuhan.
The reported #covid19
cases went from a surge in February of 15,000 in one day to only 15 this week. https://t.co/xWuPd23EfY
y’all remember going out to eat? that shit was mad fun
Jeffrey Zhang @strangeharbors
THREAD: I mostly talk about movies on here, but here goes. We are currently pivoting our factory to solely make surgical masks and other medical garments in short supply. We can make 2 million masks a day, and are looking to help in any way possible during this time. #COVID19 https://t.co/dOX7N3e1GJ
Neil Webb @neilmwebb
"You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work."
I've heard this twice today. I think it's an important distinction worth emphasising.
Madison Jo @MadisonJo313
I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures with captions joking about social distancing/getting sick. People are dying and you should have stayed home.
Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners
When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months
If your church is making you feel guilty for not coming due to COVID then you are in a cult.
Nadirah ✨ @nxdinero
3 am is the new 12 am at this point