Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
The coronavirus panic is dumb
아쉬움도 많았지만 의미있고 여러분과 함께하는 시간의 소중함을 더 알게되는 시간이었습니다(원래 잘 알고 있었지만 더 더 더) 멀리서 응원해주셔서 너무 감사드리고 빨리 보고 싶네요!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 아미 보라해!!!🥰💜 https://t.co/OfJjf52Uoe
Sir Mo @moreki_mo
I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity
Idris Elba @idriselba
This morning I tested positive for Covid 19. I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure to the virus. Stay home people and be pragmatic. I will keep you updated on how I’m doing 👊🏾👊🏾 No panic. https://t.co/Lg7HVMZglZ
감사합니다 아미 여러분 덕분에 행복한 생일이 된 것 같습니다 다들 치킨에 소금 드셨나요?ㅎㅎ 항상 감사하고 사랑합니다 축하해주셔서 감사합니다! #SUGA
Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
i just got back from italy & was required to self quarantine in my room for 14 days so my parents ate every meal with me from the hallway. i don’t deserve them :’) https://t.co/0mwLSdkIdv
Jessica Michel @micheljessica_
Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have. I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.
Bjonda Haliti @baeonda
I’m 22 years old and I tested positive for COVID-19.
I’ve been debating on posting, but I want to share my experience especially with those around my age to help bring awareness, and to relieve any stress/anxiety some may have due to the pandemic.
My professor is 74 and he isn’t confident using Zoom so he’s prerecorded the rest of our classes. Today, I watched the first one. He has a Pinocchio doll in the front row because he isn’t comfortable teaching to an empty room. I’m social distancing for this man and this man only. https://t.co/2HvG3xhrTt
Pre K ❄️ @stayfrea_
The corona virus can be spread through money. If you have any money at home, put on some gloves, put all the money in to a plastic bag and put it outside the front door tonight. I'm collecting all the plastic bags tonight for safety. Think of your health.
STAY HOME @queerelladevil
vanessa hudgens on ig complaining about coachella getting cancelled & saying why does it matter this virus will kill people while ashley tisdale is on ig making quarantine dance videos proves what we’ve always known: sharpay was the true protagonist/hero of high school musical
Liam Hackett @DiageoLiam
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The Walking Oxymoron. @Ejiketion
They closed for 50 days complete lock off. sterilised whole cities, took temperatures of people everywhere upon entry and exit, built special hospitals, had special fever clinics quarantined people in special quarantine centres away from their families.
We washing our hands LOL https://t.co/KSyrPPiKRp
Kaveri 🇮🇳 @ikaveri
Here's an unexpected side effect of the pandemic - the water's flowing through the canals of Venice is clear for the first time in forever. The fish are visible, the swans returned. https://t.co/2egMGhJs7f
My boyfriend’s boss is scared of getting the coronavirus so naturally she has decided that instead of finishing at 5:30 they will finish at 4:30, because as we all know the coronavirus only comes out after 5
Corono she better don’t @Spilling_The_T
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂 https://t.co/ykTCCLLCJu
Emma smith @Emmasmith77xx
So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’ 😂😂😭😭💔💔
LeBron James @KingJames
Man we cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! 🤦🏾♂️. Damn it’s been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe🙏🏾
the fact that Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a single shit about his status in the election and is instead ONLY concerned about the pandemic should tell you everything you need to know about what his presidency would be like.
I lost my Dad this morning to COVID-19. He was my rock, my best friend, and my hero. He had virtually no symptoms and 48 hours later he was fighting for his life. I’m begging you guys from the bottom of my heart, please stay inside and be safe.
my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
Harry Moroz @hrmoroz
For the average American the best way to tell if you have covid-19 is to cough in a rich person’s face and wait for their test results
Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself
the government be like: due to the coronavirus we will be providing human rights
Cassie | Jaime grief account @CassK9
THINGS YOU CAN DO IN QUARANTINE:
-sweep till the floor's all clean
-mop & shine up
-sweep again and by then it's like 7:15
-read a book or maybe 2 or 3
-add a few new paintings to my gallery
-wonder when will my life begin
Rachele with an e but pronounced Rachel @PettyClegg
my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting https://t.co/uHLgJUOsXk
Sir Michael @Michael1979
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
Evan McMurry @evanmcmurry
oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) https://t.co/YGa8CugymE
My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad
My Quarantine Routine
I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability
9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone
Just a reminder: it’s okay to blame the president for how bad things get with COVID-19 because he fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018.