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Denis Law⚽️🐾
@DenisLaw_WFT
New breed of Crocodile discovered in South Wales woodland https://t.co/2gpIuNPjWS
11 Aug, 2018 - 12:52 PM UTC
#𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕
@ollietttaa
bro my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up w her (thru text) & my manager gon say “that’s why we stay off our phones @ work” LMFAAAAOOOO shordy ain’t shit 😭
14 Aug, 2018 - 04:09 AM UTC
fresh start
@JayTrvlls
This is the 3rd cancer free post I have seen today. Whatever is in the air needs to keep spreading https://t.co/vcfGbMGLxg
11 Aug, 2018 - 02:15 AM UTC
Kwame Mbalia and Tristan Strong 💪🏿
@KSekouM
Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.
09 Aug, 2018 - 09:07 PM UTC
Esme 🕷
@simpingesme
Me looking for Kim’s missing earring to pay for college and a new life https://t.co/JnqFKaQE7f
10 Aug, 2018 - 05:06 PM UTC
jules got bangs
@JUMPSUlTZ
when u get out of the shower on ur period & it’s a race between you, time, and gravity
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:25 PM UTC
rose 🌹
@therosegawden
Me: I’m tir- An adult I didn’t ask: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD 8 JOBS, 11 kids, I was double majoring in Math and Med and DJ-ing at the disco every weekend! I never even took a nap until I was 26, girl catch up!
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:32 AM UTC
v-ne$$a
@V_sugarbaby
met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off...one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO
12 Aug, 2018 - 09:59 PM UTC
‏ً
@Necation
“ur smile says a lot about you” me: https://t.co/JWii7L5CGQ
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:58 PM UTC
esh
@eatchaaa
Shakira truly doesn’t get enough credit. Sis is drop dead gorgeous at 41, has two kids, is married to a professional soccer player, speaks SEVEN languages, has delivered countless bops, AND her hips don’t lie. A queen. https://t.co/jYcg80zU7y
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:11 AM UTC
インスタ泥棒@コミケC94
@sudokeeeeen
映画泥棒のCMを再現してみた #C94 #C94コスプレ #映画泥棒 https://t.co/WHelcIvCm1
13 Aug, 2018 - 10:58 AM UTC
caitlin
@liluziyert
i love when dudes from high school hit me up like "i don't know why we didn't talk when we were younger" because y'all bullied me, next
10 Aug, 2018 - 02:08 PM UTC
charlie
@eastside_tilly
Probably the ghost of Avril haunting you, Melissa https://t.co/ssQZrvdT1R
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:01 PM UTC
Kaylin
@Kaylin_14
If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique
09 Aug, 2018 - 09:08 PM UTC
anthony
@TakeCarePT2
it's so damn attractive when someone can respond to your sarcasm, with sarcasm instead of getting butthurt or offended
12 Aug, 2018 - 04:40 AM UTC
David Juurlink
@DavidJuurlink
My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.
12 Aug, 2018 - 12:43 AM UTC
Ellek Linton
@elleklinton
do you ever see a crisp cold bottle of water and are jealous of the person drinking it? https://t.co/40dxX9RTW6
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:49 PM UTC
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!) https://t.co/TsDLuTACaO
11 Aug, 2018 - 11:37 PM UTC
AngelTFC
@AngeITFC
these gender reveals gettin outta hand https://t.co/B3Nb9DG0bn
09 Aug, 2018 - 03:23 AM UTC
Derrick 🏊🏾‍♂️
@_ayosworldd
Everybody knows you gotta dab the brush in water, add the toothpaste then stick it back in the water https://t.co/GufN2WUK5K
11 Aug, 2018 - 10:59 PM UTC
babydoll🕊
@DeylachkaD
6 Month Transformation🥇💓 https://t.co/dsG3tzW9MP
11 Aug, 2018 - 03:37 PM UTC
shannon
@shannonhspence
Girls who take their makeup off when they're absolutely plastered after a night out are the kind of girls who would get away with murder
13 Aug, 2018 - 12:59 PM UTC
Jordan
@maransani21
I ain’t ever seen anything cuter than this little guy https://t.co/JFDCog2rtW
08 Aug, 2018 - 09:51 PM UTC
Das Skoogeth
@Skoogeth
[during sex] her: i want you to hurt me me: your sister’s more successful than you her: wait me: not a big fan of the new haircut her: stop
09 Aug, 2018 - 04:09 PM UTC
Kelvin Peña
@COLDGAMEKELV
Bro Canela almost made me catch a heart attack https://t.co/4G9XKFjEGr
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:42 PM UTC
cαitlin wernentin.
@catwern5
our pup may be cute but... https://t.co/tun9hSl0qD
12 Aug, 2018 - 03:48 PM UTC
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.
13 Aug, 2018 - 02:54 AM UTC
CHUN THE ORACLE
@umcornell
i hate a “that’s their job” ass bitch https://t.co/XBcc4Yh0iD
12 Aug, 2018 - 06:20 PM UTC
sus
@susiezennario
Ticketmaster: $55 per ticket Me: ok I’ll take 2 Ticketmaster: ok that will be $400
08 Aug, 2018 - 03:40 PM UTC
Nik
@AmoNickk
WHEN I SAY TAKE PICTURES OF ME, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN OR WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS https://t.co/RqR3wFIYl7
10 Aug, 2018 - 06:36 PM UTC
rebecca
@rebeccalevison0
can’t explain how jealous i am of people who have a proper group of pals who go out n do stuff together n speak everyday, sounds pure sad but i acc speak to nobody anymore
12 Aug, 2018 - 09:46 AM UTC
dirt prince
@pants_leg
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase?
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:10 PM UTC
きいろ
@uglygirl_xxxx
どこの美人モデルかと思ったら平野ノラだった綺麗すぎてびっくりした https://t.co/CyEsxK7Ds4
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:16 AM UTC
Ojibwe Writer Mari
@Polychromantium
Animals interrupting wildlife photographers is my new joy https://t.co/gjGA53AnPX
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:02 PM UTC
rav
@Doughbvy
My 4 year old cousin said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.
08 Aug, 2018 - 09:04 PM UTC
Lisa Marie 🏳️‍🌈
@xLiserx
Them: How old are you? Me: 33. Them: And you don’t have kids? Wow, time to get on that. Me: I’ve had 7 miscarriages. Them: *Looking incredibly uncomfortable* Me: Annnnnnnnnd I hope we’ve learned a lesson in asking inappropriate personal questions.
12 Aug, 2018 - 08:18 PM UTC
Dot 🌞
@dom_dotty
When you close at work and the have to open the next day. https://t.co/QB4QNrr28K
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:39 PM UTC
ruckin📱
@ruckin_
i can’t explain it but i completely understand you https://t.co/QgmIRbYejF
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:18 PM UTC
ummagee038
@Ummagee038
This is by far one of the most touching things I’ve ever came across.... humility. https://t.co/5aRsUB2mmp
10 Aug, 2018 - 09:00 AM UTC
laura
@lauratnelson
My mom: wow it’s so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you’re gone Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:46 AM UTC
The Maury Show
@TheMAURYShow
I'm here if you need my help! https://t.co/oCOIfkMdaT
11 Aug, 2018 - 05:12 PM UTC
コゲラ隊員
@Landschaft_note
台風の中、1羽踏ん張るウミネコ https://t.co/SgbMLI4whg
10 Aug, 2018 - 01:54 PM UTC
Baekhyun_EXO
@B_hundred_Hyun
나이제간다!!! 즐거오따! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ✋🏻 https://t.co/XP0PZGBTe9
09 Aug, 2018 - 06:24 AM UTC
みきひろ
@udonyasan__
唐突に送られてきた。 衝撃の結末だから見て。 https://t.co/dmhTdZ2asx
09 Aug, 2018 - 01:57 PM UTC
Lexi Guillory
@lexiguilloryy
the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass
12 Aug, 2018 - 08:09 PM UTC
Briana 🎹👑
@Inner_knowing
A reality show in which CEOs have to live off their lowest paid employee’s salary for a month.
13 Aug, 2018 - 02:01 AM UTC
Tyler Chambers
@skinny_que
Bitch that’s wtf y’all told me I had to do https://t.co/eTZxFNOHPL
08 Aug, 2018 - 10:31 PM UTC
Matterhorn stan ⭐️
@QuanDisney
This is already so iconic https://t.co/Fnj4M38ggr
11 Aug, 2018 - 02:53 AM UTC
K E N N E D Y
@kennedybreann_
Biggest debate I have with anyone.. help a sister out 😅 RT for Spotify Premium Like for Apple Music
09 Aug, 2018 - 08:50 PM UTC
Nicky
@nickyneighbors
DOG SHE WAS 13. No rumors, no bullshit, straight from the DA. This is a fucking pedofile, an abuser, a criminal. He should be in prison, and he should have been long registered. Y’all are so corny for supporting this dude at any point in time. https://t.co/Ns2hOUoIhV
09 Aug, 2018 - 10:08 PM UTC
Ogie Coen
@ogiecoen1
My dog loves to swim. My girlfriends dog hates to swim. This is what play dates look like... https://t.co/2zq0QAJRse
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:17 AM UTC
leesh🐯
@alxciam_
If I tell u I have a boyfriend I mean I am happy with my boyfriend. This is not a challenge. This is not an invitation for u to try harder. He has a big dick and he will slap u with it. Fuck off x
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:52 PM UTC
CJ from 🐣.
@willis_cj
Man Dora been warned yall bout these mfs https://t.co/KQwpfv73bl
13 Aug, 2018 - 12:18 PM UTC
Harvsssss
@harvindxr
Every FaceTime arguing who’s got the shittest WiFi https://t.co/U038W9G3ei
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:57 AM UTC
kaelin
@k__somm
my parents have access to mine & my brother’s bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother’s savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says “you can’t talk to me like that in my house”
12 Aug, 2018 - 03:33 AM UTC
k a t o 🤩
@keightyrose
Panic at the Disco: What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter, and yes but what a shame.. 12 year old me: What a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE. https://t.co/OEWOTJY7zR
12 Aug, 2018 - 05:02 PM UTC
tom
@TommySobiesski
couples who pray together stay together https://t.co/NmWq0KigwG
11 Aug, 2018 - 09:30 PM UTC
Gaml .y
@m_yosry2012
good boy doesn't let a fight break out 😀👌 https://t.co/Vb0h0OKJ6H
10 Aug, 2018 - 10:08 AM UTC
chocolate chip
@nikuaIe
Idk what’s more satisfying. How good this color match is or that the darkest shade is #1 and not #59. https://t.co/zU6hbrnzl7
11 Aug, 2018 - 11:47 PM UTC
hazey🦋
@honeyhazey
the brown one w the white ass rlly workin dat thang https://t.co/pDqwiHkFIb
08 Aug, 2018 - 10:48 PM UTC
Levi
@mcphersonleee
My car accidentally drove to Chick-fil-A again I hate when it does that
09 Aug, 2018 - 06:19 PM UTC
ka$h.
@kkkash__
Every time I look at my bank account I get mad https://t.co/ttC4UPNVpT
12 Aug, 2018 - 11:18 PM UTC
①⑨⓪⓪
@alIycxt
millennial teachers >>> lmfaooo https://t.co/7D27WmNsiP
12 Aug, 2018 - 10:36 PM UTC
luisa
@666bitchcraft
"I wanna die" Facebook: that's selfish 😡😡 "I wanna die" Instagram: please don't think like that😖😖 you're loved 🙌😍 did you try yoga??🙏 "I wanna die" Twitter: https://t.co/ESOINCy81i
10 Aug, 2018 - 10:26 AM UTC
i DEMAND a trial by combat
@chefpolohoe
mfs ran back to the car like they pulled a heist LMAOOOOO fuckin nerds https://t.co/SsaS57mr7p
08 Aug, 2018 - 08:03 PM UTC
cameron
@Cambam987
I will never say no to a coffee date like you wanna catch up and sip coffee and spend time together????? That’s like 3 of my love languages in one date
08 Aug, 2018 - 01:41 PM UTC
cole
@colepisiak
Almost every family has that one white fridge from between 1994-2006 in their garage that they replaced with a modern one, but refuse to get rid of because they store drinks in there now.
10 Aug, 2018 - 08:50 PM UTC