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Some of the most popular tweets this week. Top tweets from the last 7 days.

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Denis Law⚽️🐾
New breed of Crocodile discovered in South Wales woodland
11 Aug, 2018 - 12:52 PM UTC
bro my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up w her (thru text) & my manager gon say “that’s why we stay off our phones @ work” LMFAAAAOOOO shordy ain’t shit 😭
14 Aug, 2018 - 04:09 AM UTC
fresh start
This is the 3rd cancer free post I have seen today. Whatever is in the air needs to keep spreading
11 Aug, 2018 - 02:15 AM UTC
Kwame Mbalia and Tristan Strong 💪🏿
Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.
09 Aug, 2018 - 09:07 PM UTC
Esme 🕷
Me looking for Kim’s missing earring to pay for college and a new life
10 Aug, 2018 - 05:06 PM UTC
jules got bangs
when u get out of the shower on ur period & it’s a race between you, time, and gravity
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:25 PM UTC
rose 🌹
Me: I’m tir- An adult I didn’t ask: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD 8 JOBS, 11 kids, I was double majoring in Math and Med and DJ-ing at the disco every weekend! I never even took a nap until I was 26, girl catch up!
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:32 AM UTC
met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO
12 Aug, 2018 - 09:59 PM UTC
“ur smile says a lot about you” me:
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:58 PM UTC
Shakira truly doesn’t get enough credit. Sis is drop dead gorgeous at 41, has two kids, is married to a professional soccer player, speaks SEVEN languages, has delivered countless bops, AND her hips don’t lie. A queen.
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:11 AM UTC
映画泥棒のCMを再現してみた #C94 #C94コスプレ #映画泥棒
13 Aug, 2018 - 10:58 AM UTC
i love when dudes from high school hit me up like "i don't know why we didn't talk when we were younger" because y'all bullied me, next
10 Aug, 2018 - 02:08 PM UTC
Probably the ghost of Avril haunting you, Melissa
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:01 PM UTC
If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique
09 Aug, 2018 - 09:08 PM UTC
it's so damn attractive when someone can respond to your sarcasm, with sarcasm instead of getting butthurt or offended
12 Aug, 2018 - 04:40 AM UTC
David Juurlink
My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho.
12 Aug, 2018 - 12:43 AM UTC
Ellek Linton
do you ever see a crisp cold bottle of water and are jealous of the person drinking it?
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:49 PM UTC
Ryan Reynolds
Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)
11 Aug, 2018 - 11:37 PM UTC
these gender reveals gettin outta hand
09 Aug, 2018 - 03:23 AM UTC
Derrick 🏊🏾‍♂️
Everybody knows you gotta dab the brush in water, add the toothpaste then stick it back in the water
11 Aug, 2018 - 10:59 PM UTC
6 Month Transformation🥇💓
11 Aug, 2018 - 03:37 PM UTC
Girls who take their makeup off when they're absolutely plastered after a night out are the kind of girls who would get away with murder
13 Aug, 2018 - 12:59 PM UTC
I ain’t ever seen anything cuter than this little guy
08 Aug, 2018 - 09:51 PM UTC
Das Skoogeth
[during sex] her: i want you to hurt me me: your sister’s more successful than you her: wait me: not a big fan of the new haircut her: stop
09 Aug, 2018 - 04:09 PM UTC
Kelvin Peña
Bro Canela almost made me catch a heart attack
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:42 PM UTC
cαitlin wernentin.
our pup may be cute but...
12 Aug, 2018 - 03:48 PM UTC
Cole M. Sprouse
It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.
13 Aug, 2018 - 02:54 AM UTC
i hate a “that’s their job” ass bitch
12 Aug, 2018 - 06:20 PM UTC
Ticketmaster: $55 per ticket Me: ok I’ll take 2 Ticketmaster: ok that will be $400
08 Aug, 2018 - 03:40 PM UTC
10 Aug, 2018 - 06:36 PM UTC
can’t explain how jealous i am of people who have a proper group of pals who go out n do stuff together n speak everyday, sounds pure sad but i acc speak to nobody anymore
12 Aug, 2018 - 09:46 AM UTC
dirt prince
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase?
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:10 PM UTC
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:16 AM UTC
Ojibwe Writer Mari
Animals interrupting wildlife photographers is my new joy
08 Aug, 2018 - 07:02 PM UTC
My 4 year old cousin said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.
08 Aug, 2018 - 09:04 PM UTC
Lisa Marie 🏳️‍🌈
Them: How old are you? Me: 33. Them: And you don’t have kids? Wow, time to get on that. Me: I’ve had 7 miscarriages. Them: *Looking incredibly uncomfortable* Me: Annnnnnnnnd I hope we’ve learned a lesson in asking inappropriate personal questions.
12 Aug, 2018 - 08:18 PM UTC
Dot 🌞
When you close at work and the have to open the next day.
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:39 PM UTC
i can’t explain it but i completely understand you
09 Aug, 2018 - 07:18 PM UTC
This is by far one of the most touching things I’ve ever came across.... humility.
10 Aug, 2018 - 09:00 AM UTC
My mom: wow it’s so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you’re gone Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father
10 Aug, 2018 - 12:46 AM UTC
The Maury Show
I'm here if you need my help!
11 Aug, 2018 - 05:12 PM UTC
10 Aug, 2018 - 01:54 PM UTC
나이제간다!!! 즐거오따! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ✋🏻
09 Aug, 2018 - 06:24 AM UTC
唐突に送られてきた。 衝撃の結末だから見て。
09 Aug, 2018 - 01:57 PM UTC
Lexi Guillory
the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass
12 Aug, 2018 - 08:09 PM UTC
Briana 🎹👑
A reality show in which CEOs have to live off their lowest paid employee’s salary for a month.
13 Aug, 2018 - 02:01 AM UTC
Tyler Chambers
Bitch that’s wtf y’all told me I had to do
08 Aug, 2018 - 10:31 PM UTC
Matterhorn stan ⭐️
This is already so iconic
11 Aug, 2018 - 02:53 AM UTC
Biggest debate I have with anyone.. help a sister out 😅 RT for Spotify Premium Like for Apple Music
09 Aug, 2018 - 08:50 PM UTC
DOG SHE WAS 13. No rumors, no bullshit, straight from the DA. This is a fucking pedofile, an abuser, a criminal. He should be in prison, and he should have been long registered. Y’all are so corny for supporting this dude at any point in time.
09 Aug, 2018 - 10:08 PM UTC
Ogie Coen
My dog loves to swim. My girlfriends dog hates to swim. This is what play dates look like...
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:17 AM UTC
If I tell u I have a boyfriend I mean I am happy with my boyfriend. This is not a challenge. This is not an invitation for u to try harder. He has a big dick and he will slap u with it. Fuck off x
11 Aug, 2018 - 01:52 PM UTC
CJ from 🐣.
Man Dora been warned yall bout these mfs
13 Aug, 2018 - 12:18 PM UTC
Every FaceTime arguing who’s got the shittest WiFi
09 Aug, 2018 - 11:57 AM UTC
my parents have access to mine & my brother’s bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother’s savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says “you can’t talk to me like that in my house”
12 Aug, 2018 - 03:33 AM UTC
k a t o 🤩
Panic at the Disco: What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter, and yes but what a shame.. 12 year old me: What a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE.
12 Aug, 2018 - 05:02 PM UTC
couples who pray together stay together
11 Aug, 2018 - 09:30 PM UTC
Gaml .y
good boy doesn't let a fight break out 😀👌
10 Aug, 2018 - 10:08 AM UTC
chocolate chip
Idk what’s more satisfying. How good this color match is or that the darkest shade is #1 and not #59.
11 Aug, 2018 - 11:47 PM UTC
the brown one w the white ass rlly workin dat thang
08 Aug, 2018 - 10:48 PM UTC
My car accidentally drove to Chick-fil-A again I hate when it does that
09 Aug, 2018 - 06:19 PM UTC
Every time I look at my bank account I get mad
12 Aug, 2018 - 11:18 PM UTC
millennial teachers >>> lmfaooo
12 Aug, 2018 - 10:36 PM UTC
"I wanna die" Facebook: that's selfish 😡😡 "I wanna die" Instagram: please don't think like that😖😖 you're loved 🙌😍 did you try yoga??🙏 "I wanna die" Twitter:
10 Aug, 2018 - 10:26 AM UTC
i DEMAND a trial by combat
mfs ran back to the car like they pulled a heist LMAOOOOO fuckin nerds
08 Aug, 2018 - 08:03 PM UTC
I will never say no to a coffee date like you wanna catch up and sip coffee and spend time together????? That’s like 3 of my love languages in one date
08 Aug, 2018 - 01:41 PM UTC
Almost every family has that one white fridge from between 1994-2006 in their garage that they replaced with a modern one, but refuse to get rid of because they store drinks in there now.
10 Aug, 2018 - 08:50 PM UTC