nle choppa stan @VLONEBABI
our waitress was giving us a attitude and my 9 year old sister said “first off I ordered crab legs, not your attitude.” LMAOOO
uncancelled ant :) @AntNFrenz
Yes, I have been sitting on a toilet in a pizzeria for 10 minutes just because I am trying to upload this clip to twitter, what of it? https://t.co/BIDp7JUktR
Jon Monk @JonWTOL
Students at @ufindlay
college of pharmacy have developed a chemical compound that kills gliobastoma (brain cancer) cells.
They have also refined it to ignore healthy brain tissue and focus on the cancer cells.
Story at 5:30 https://t.co/AnNxZ3TMrG
I dated a guy for two years and he would barely drive the 17 mins it took to get to my house from his but I’ve been talking to this new man for a month and he’s driving 5 hours to see me this weekend! IF HE LIKES YOU HE’LL MAKE THE EFFORT LADIES DONT BE OUT HERE LOOKIN DUMB!!!!!!
sorry I’m late I sat on my bed in a wet towel for 43 mins staring at my wall
໊ ً @JustLaneOso
Girls don't really give a shit about looks you know... i've seen some gorgeous girl heartbroken over some questionable creatures
i just got kicked outta church because i yelled out “fuck the devil” , i thought we hated this nigga😩😭😭😭😭😭😭
marc moran the 13th @moranmarc13
this is a girl who travelled 32 hours by train to a climate conference to avoid the CO2 from planes, and is currently sailing 13 DAYS to avoid the environmental impact of air travel
and you think it’s clever to mock her??? i know who i admire in this exchange, and it’s not you. https://t.co/g01xgbYnP2
The best Spider-Man movie ever PERIOD. This is a work of literal art, a whole comic book story came to life literally. And y’all slept.... typical https://t.co/3SZdEKpcoR
Hey Twitter, how the 🐬 are you?
19: can i buy a bottle of vodka?
USA: no that’s illegal & irresponsible
19: can i go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
weird how 15 years from now it could be your wedding or your kids birthday but right now it’s just a shitty day
date someone you have fun at a grocery story with
During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer
I simply replied, “No I just always give 110%”
Kids really having sex in middle school now, in middle school the only thing I was fucking was ugly
18th birthday: can’t wait to be 21
19th birthday: can’t wait to be 21
20th birthday: can’t wait to be 21
21st birthday: YEET
22nd birthday: woah 22 already??
23rd birthday: my days left on this earth are numbered