Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Canada? https://t.co/3sAEARiTq4
Barack Obama @BarackObama
In the year since their friends were killed, the students of Parkland refused to settle for the way things are and marched, organized, and pushed for the way things should be - helping pass meaningful new gun violence laws in states across the country. I'm proud of all of them.
me when I do something illegal while driving:
"oops my bad lol"
me watching someone else do something illegal while driving:
"who gave this dumb bitch a license?"
this guy asked me what my nationality was and I told him I’m Native American... he said, “I really got me a foreign girl”
biiittchh.... YOU ON MY LAND 😩🤧
"Why u smiling at ur phone"
BITCH CUZ MY BESTFRIEND AND I ARE FUNNY AF
So my cousin and his wife got an email from their sons teacher. He didn’t do his hw so she asked him to write a paper saying why he didn’t do his hw and this is what she got...😂🤦🏼♀️ https://t.co/2eDh2IgB9X
khiry curving @KhiryArion
so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husband?”. Ma’am.. that is my father 😂
rt if your mom deserves better than what she got in this fucking life
Kim K has a sex tape and Kanye still married her but y’all scared to talk to a girl bc of some rumors you heard
These are HS students singing from hotel balconies; I’d have been in my hotel room in cardiac arrest thinking I died and went to heaven . https://t.co/Ar1eQXQfzT
My class got cancelled today😍 and by cancelled, i mean i cancelled it. Cause i didnt go.
Tim Long @mrtimlong
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:
ME: Two Thin Mints please
GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!
ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings
GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS
ME: Four boxes would be great.
at college you can talk to someone all the time and still have no clue what their name is
So a 7th grader in Fayetteville got sent home from school because she wore a shirt that said “why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic when you could just be quiet” because the teachers said they were offended. LMFAOOOO offended...offended lol.
Ashton🌊 ⁶ @playboiashton
some of yall’s parents never told you a kidnapper would give you back because you’re annoying and it shows