When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually
Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande
guys, i know there are grown men arguing online rn but miley and i dropping our beautiful, new songs tonight so if y'all could please jus behave for just like a few hours so the girls can shine that'd be so sick thank u
My wee Grandad, 87 years young and he’s my no.1 guy💕 I love him with all my heart. And I love recording his reactions when I come to visit. I hope everyone can appreciate the video I’ve made as much as I do👴🏻💕xoxo https://t.co/4XK4TEBctQ
ʙᴜsᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏʜᴏʜᴏs!!! 💚❤️ @dattebanyan
Back when I worked at petsmart I took this picture of this hamster who literally screamed every time I tried to feed him and omfg I’m crying https://t.co/pGCYd0b9pf
Brian Sullivan @nashvillescoop
Ariana Grande is not responsible for Mac Miller’s death. Ariana Grande is not responsible for Pete Davidson’s depression. Women are not rehabilitation centers for struggling men. Stop attacking them for choosing to exit relationships.
I payed $367 for getting towed and Jacob Anderson pays $400 & NO JAIL TIME for drugging & raping a woman until she was unconscious and leaving her in her own vomit.... apparently there’s only a $33 difference between human value & morals and parking wrong
can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a “quick body wash”, a “hair and body shower”, a proper “exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong” and then a “depressed leave me alone I wanna die” shower.
Stephen King @StephenKing
Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.
Rachel Dooley @racheldooley10
Unpopular opinion: Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying
Girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade reading level. He’s not ignoring your text, he’s sounding it out. Give him a second.
Virgin Jones @Ness_Qwikk
JACOB WALTER ANDERSON former president of Phi Delta Theta drugged, gagged, & repeatedly raped his victim til she lost consciousness. He got a $400 fine & will not have to register as a sex offender. Twitter please spread his name & face & fucking ruin him! https://t.co/AvVKy76knt
If Cardi cheated on Offset you’d see, “can’t make a hoe a housewife”, all over the internet. Offset cheats on Cardi and the male community are supporting his toxicity. Men are mad.
James Charles @jamescharles
please stop showing up at my house. i will not hug you, i will not take a photo with you, and i absolutely will not sign your palette. it is extremely disrespectful & makes me feel very unsafe in my own home. respect people’s privacy, it’s really not that hard.
The iCarly scene where her Grandpa wants to take her back because he doesn't think Spencer is a responsible enough adult and he arrives with her inhaler when they're about to leave even tho she hadn't had an asthma attack in years is still one of the most important scenes in TV.
Andrew Reynolds @Andrew_Reyns88
these 2 men are going around local neighborhoods knocking on doors claiming to be from a plumbing & heating company and asking for entry to your home to check your taps for possible leaks! DO NOT let them in, they ARE NOT plumbers! PLEASE SHARE. THEY ARE DANGEROUS!! https://t.co/r7gvMxG0VR
In case u have an IQ of 6 and didn’t know already - this is outrage tactics. This is how mainstream media turns the GP against marginilised groups to make our plight against real issues seem laughable. I promise you all nobody cares about an imaginary man’s gender identity. https://t.co/crdggAcuZE
thats why u got shot in degrassi
Ersun Yanal @ersunyanal
Bir insan bir camiayı "bir şey" görür, bu hayattır.
Bir insan bir camiayı "çok şey" görür, bu sevgidir.
Ama bir insan bir camiayı "HERŞEY" görüyorsa, bu AŞK'tır.
Siz benim için herşeysiniz; BÜYÜK FENERBAHÇE TARAFTARI!
Making a fake LuluLemon Recruiter profile and DMing the random people who tagged me in their stories has to be one of the funniest things ever https://t.co/jzJUtaby5K