Cole Shinsky @coleshinsky
This is incredible... Mother passed away 9 years ago and she mentioned she’d be a yellow butterfly one day. For 9 years I have been mezmorized every time I see one but I have never been close enough to touch one. Today... this happened! Happy Mother’s Day Mama 💛 https://t.co/DpF6CaQb4B
Alyssa D. Silos @Alythuh
Got out of a 5 year relationship and decided to transform the room I shared with my ex. 🕊
Before and after. https://t.co/5bSPZEX4dK
alissa 🌟 @alissabenderrrr
i wonder if she told him she had to go her own way and he was like what ab us what ab everything w been thru and she was like what ab trust and he was like you know i never wanted to hurt u and she was like well what ab me https://t.co/AW4QBSNxRq
tay ☠︎ @taaylorcarr
being diagnosed with breast cancer at 20 is something no girl should ever have to go through. i’m taking it day by day and wanted to document the night i finally lost all my hair and show that it’s hard but Gods got me <3 https://t.co/kaTwJDJzgh
sakura's divorce lawyer @yuqheis
this french guy filled his tub with orbeez then had no idea how to get rid of them so he just pulled the plug which resulted in orbeez overflowing both in his toilet and sink 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/F1nEDIDBZF
Harry Moroz @hrmoroz
For the average American the best way to tell if you have covid-19 is to cough in a rich person’s face and wait for their test results
Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself
the government be like: due to the coronavirus we will be providing human rights
Cassie | Jaime grief account @CassK9
THINGS YOU CAN DO IN QUARANTINE:
-sweep till the floor's all clean
-mop & shine up
-sweep again and by then it's like 7:15
-read a book or maybe 2 or 3
-add a few new paintings to my gallery
-wonder when will my life begin
old town road is literally about horses.
Uber driver: ..........
Uber driver: ............
Uber driver: .............
Uber driver: ................
Uber driver: you have arrived
Me: 5 Stars
Sir Michael @Michael1979
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
Jessica Ramirez @DetJessRamirez
Leslie Hodges shares this Nest Cam video of a kid who discovers an empty candy bowl on Halloween. What happens next will warm your heart. https://t.co/VLbIcjCvFY
Erin Herrmann @erinmherrmann
my parents are such goofs they drove out to the backroads so my dad could play the cows the songs he’s been learning on the saxophone pt.1 https://t.co/IHzgxtvo0N
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Jia 💖💚 @jialaurenxo
My biological dad was a drug addict and physically abusive to my mother. 12 years ago, my stepdad brought the light into our world again. He’s always loved me and my sister as his own. And so we decided to change our last name this Father’s Day. I love you Dad. 💛 https://t.co/q8XnmkypK1
I’d just gently wake her, have her take the pants off so I can wash them with the sheet, bring her a pad or a tampon, have her shower water running, and while she's showering make her food cause my woman is my fucking queen and real men don’t give a fuck about blood. Shit happens https://t.co/z5C3Ws8e89
Arab Brincess @Ella_7991
This Arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. Listen to how he describes the situation 💀💀💀😂😂😂 https://t.co/feObtAj9Bp
Evan McMurry @evanmcmurry
oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) https://t.co/YGa8CugymE
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
This lady leaves out drinks and snacks for delivery people during the festive period and I can't get over this amazon delivery drivers reaction https://t.co/RBXTsKxyjd
BIGG BIGGGG THANK YOU TO BTS, MASON RAMSEY, DIPLO, BILLY RAY CYRUS, & NAS!!! 🏆
recently found out my ex had been cheating on me for the past 5 months so here’s a picture of him crying like a child when i found out and left his ass lmfaooooo gets me every time https://t.co/bElwcCdEy6
My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad
My Quarantine Routine
I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability
9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone
I don’t tweet often, I only have 12 followers, but today was my final chemo session and I want to tell everyone (well 12 people at least! 😉) https://t.co/jFXyZ1bIpF