These are HS students singing from hotel balconies; I’d have been in my hotel room in cardiac arrest thinking I died and went to heaven . https://t.co/Ar1eQXQfzT
Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings
i had been asleep several hours. when the human decided to wake me up with a hug. that’s no problem. it’s what i’m here for
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Great job by law enforcement in Aurora, Illinois. Heartfelt condolences to all of the victims and their families. America is with you!
have you ever just wanted to have a real, genuine talk w/ someone about why they did what they did to you?
shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird
me: i've finally conquered my fear of ghosts
therapist: that's the spirit
me: oh fuck where
Twitter is all fun and games until you get a text asking what that tweet was about
i asked my girl who she texting and she said her boyfriend 😂😂😂 i forgot i’m the side nigga LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthatshithurtedthoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“who hurt you” bitch i did, i knew better and still didn’t do better.
u ever accidentally fuck with somebody for 3 years
Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff
The Court: The President said he didn’t need to declare an emergency, did he not?
The Court: And that he just did so because he wanted it done faster?
Counsel: Yes, your honor.
The Court: How on earth is that an emergency?
Counsel: Hasn’t your time expired?
isnt it crazy how one day u randomly meet someone then months later down the line looking back they've became a big part of your life & u can no longer imagine your life without them in it? like yeah they’re prolly gonna leave but for now yeah lol
James Charles @jamescharles
it doesn’t even look that bad that pink but its a little bit too much for me I think
u know when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like; if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar
Virender Sehwag @virendersehwag
Nothing we can do will be enough, but the least I can do is offer to take complete care of the education of the children of our brave CRPF jawans martyred in #Pulwama
in my Sehwag International School @SehwagSchool
, Jhajjar. Saubhagya hoga 🙏 https://t.co/lpRcJSmwUh
BigHit Entertainment @BigHitEnt
[방송] 오늘(2/16) PM11:00 SBS 파워FM <존박의 Music High>에 #이현
Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi
Mexico said NO. Voters said NO. Congress – armed with the exclusive constitutional power of the purse – said NO.
Trump is trashing our Constitution by abusing his executive power with #FakeTrumpEmergency
. This is a naked power grab that “didn’t need” to happen. It won’t work.
Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11
Did you know Obama declared 13 national emergencies while President?
I don’t remember the media freaking out or lawsuits being filed against him
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
BREAKING! The US House Judiciary Committee has just opened an investigation into Trump's "National Emergency".
Gosh darn it! I'm so glad you guys voted in 2018!
Thank you Democrats!
Candace Owens @RealCandaceO
While we know you’re not concerned with being “precisely, factually, and semantically correct”, the term “spouse” is reserved for husbands and wives.
Not boyfriends, you child. https://t.co/LwPNmcA3g2
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan
Schiff meets with Glenn Simpson in Colorado.
Schiff tried to block Congress from getting bank records of Simpson’s company Fusion GPS.
Those bank records showed Clinton campaign (working through Perkins Coie) was paying Fusion for the dirty Dossier.
Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123
OMG last year a weird guy snuck into my bedroom and did a photo shoot in my bathtub. 🤢 this sounds made up. but it HAPPENED. I’ve been dying to tell u all about it and i’m finally posting a video about it on Monday. 😵