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This is Basil. She has revolutionized lying down. Flawlessly executing booty first technology. 14/10 https://t.co/25I7TBY7me

is this the illuminati Headquarters? https://t.co/4EJPWfjddF

Taking a bit of a break from social media the next few weeks to be with friends and family. I adore you guys with all my heart! Happy holidays x

LMFAO y’all I’m crying. Come look at this shit 💀 https://t.co/OxVgJW509b

*in the middle of taking a final* siri: "sorry, i didn't quite get that" https://t.co/fObg4fcTUE

Manchester United has announced that Jose Mourinho has left the Club. We would like to thank him for his work during his time at Manchester United and wish him success in the future. #MUFC

My life is but a dream. Para sayo Pilipinas 🇵🇭 https://t.co/O27EF3bEgp

Yea we losing the next war 🤦🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/VaZ6hXWN60

Y’all gotta watch this lmao https://t.co/3Fr81fIhy4

ranking of society by wealth 1. airpod users 2. the rich 3. middle class 4. the poor 5. niggas who shake the gas pump til the last drop 6. bow wow 7. people who link cashapp under their viral tweets

My brain cells really be out here like . .

One year ago, the world lost a talented singer, producer, and all-around talent in Kim Jonghyun While he is no longer here in person, his legacy with SHINee, as a soloist, and his contributions to both music and society will last forever Rest in peace, Jonghyun You did well https://t.co/OPiUtAV6r9

I ain’t wearing this shit https://t.co/e4KNzR2yB1

a indigenous mexican woman on the cover of vogue mexico... thank you Yalitza https://t.co/zTGBaAmIwg

when u want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of ur dream https://t.co/01AUsprJWq

！？！？！？ https://t.co/wR01RPtOpd

Anytime you hear a Democrat saying that you can have good Border Security without a Wall, write them off as just another politician following the party line. Time for us to save billions of dollars a year and have, at the same time, far greater safety and control!

bloop https://t.co/oTpNuIcGhA

Preach, brother. Preach. https://t.co/6x4717QY1h

Why She Fall Back Like That🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/aT7XLMTHps

leaving https://t.co/sKlK6MrYA4

😂 https://t.co/I2e6VWn486

i hope everyone who is bad at math have a good day today.. remember, math is for the ugly and only ugly ppl know how to do it.. knowing math isn’t in us pretty bitches dna

.@BTS_twt made chart history in 2018, becoming the first Korean act to have a number 1 album in the US. Check out their @AppleMusic Essentials playlist. ➡️ https://t.co/PDGrtRwRpK @bts_bighit https://t.co/fixm2vSAWV

I followed my ex’s new girl on IG to peep what she look like & this bitch changed the caption on one of her pictures to “Hi Kelsie” LMAOOOOOO I’m crine

RT if you're against everything this dumbass teacher is saying. https://t.co/VpevlwVgAu

#クリスマスボックス キャンペーン開催中🎁 ガルパ（@bang_dream_gbp ）をフォロー&RTで応募しよう💕 ホームシアターセットなど素敵なプレゼントが当たる🎄✨ #ガルパ #キラキラドキドキXmas

how i taIk to my friends vs how i talk to everyone eIse https://t.co/oOgxkRR7J5

Republicans should stand up to Comey and his tremendous corruption - from the fake Hillary Clinton investigation, to lying and leaking, to FISA abuse, and a list too long to name. The President did the country a service by firing him and exposing him for the shameless fraud he is

[공방공지] #BTS 2018 SBS 가요대전 참여 안내 https://t.co/PMWxHzV5oL

An example of what not to do: https://t.co/ut38VtHuLG

i just decided i have to raise my kid in england or else https://t.co/dwM82VIAAf

This blows my mind: House Ethics Rules prevent me from receiving a $100 gift card, or crashing at a place as I wait for rent 💰, but somehow allow members w/ investment portfolios to write laws that will personally enrich them $1000s in their own stocks; potentially millions. https://t.co/E9L1cVubFe

Her thru text: “I need a man who matches my energy” Her in person: https://t.co/u3jfbcYtlg

Get in loser we’re driving around the rich neighborhoods & looking at their extravagant Christmas lights

*dog barks at me* me: *barks back* dog: https://t.co/Yyk1WP8uCm

Every time there’s an inspiration porn video of a deaf baby hearing for the first time, I’m going to share a video of a deaf baby recognizing and acquiring an actual language... that is sign language. https://t.co/kABwZzLhO1

Offset ain't getting Cardi back dawg. It's over. https://t.co/mBVXkBB8oR

this girl eats hot cheetos for breakfast https://t.co/PJPKzWEVG6

Y’all niggas believed he was 16??? https://t.co/uXJJoADNOn

Dear Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson): I'm an immigrant. Irish Spring soap cleans my skin the same way it cleans your skin. My parents were poor. They worked hard and started a successful business. Now their son is in Congress. So take your hatred of immigrants and shove it. https://t.co/I2cOv4nlLi

O que tá acontecendo com as crianças???? Gente a minha sobrinhakkkkkkkkkk https://t.co/5WDYqcUwxy

Idris Elba says the #MeToo movement is “only difficult if you’re a man with something to hide” https://t.co/sKpY7uzo4i https://t.co/C072aAMJbK

someone said oli sykes scream sounds like spongebob and im dying https://t.co/aQd0N7ntlg

☃️ #クリスマスボックス キャンペーン開催🎅 ギフトコード3,000円分や描き下ろしポストカードなどプレゼント🎁 ①@starlightrelive をフォロー ②この投稿をRT ③すぐに結果が届く 🎉毎日当たるチャンス💫 #クリスマスはみんなでスタリラ ❤️インストールはこちら💙 https://t.co/GISZ0DSlKE https://t.co/wvhDac7AMe

Rara vez una persona puede llegar a sentir tantas muestras de cariño como estoy recibiendo. Si por un momento me faltara ánimo ya me habéis reforzado. Estoy muy agradecido y sintiendo como si estuviera en Anfield cuando cantaban ‘You’ll never walk alone’. Miles de gracias!!

“ Caption This “ You do one as well !

【あと4日！】 豪華賞品が当たるキャンペーンを実施中♪ ①@takarakuji_qooをフォロー ②この投稿をRT！結果がすぐにわかる 詳しくは→https://t.co/NndrsRRisW ※20歳以上の方が参加対象です #年末ジャンボに願いを　#クリスマスボックス https://t.co/anDuar1PZN

It is an honor to be #FLOTUS to this incredible country & thank you to @DepSecDef for joining me on all of the day’s visits! https://t.co/qg2KlWSxla

fuck that we both going to run and see who falls https://t.co/h6g9qIFxUN

If you’re going into 2019 single it’s cuz you’re ugly. Don’t ever forget that. If you looked better you would have the person you want

being an adult means the highlight of your entire day is going home to sleep

you knew you pulled a successful all nighter when you got to watch this then Brandy & Mr. Whiskers https://t.co/Dx9cybt4Gm

Me trying to do something sexy for my boo & it doesn’t go as planned https://t.co/J9MvDGjntJ

i went to text the baddest bitch in my phone & i realized i was texting my own number https://t.co/YCagResjei

Legendary Drummer https://t.co/BuJ6JiAp3f

if this meme aint me https://t.co/RR0U6BXn1L

me: mom can i go out with friends tonight? my mom after watching 1 kidnapping on TV: https://t.co/wxCRYyGhLb

when someone thinks they hurt me https://t.co/p2sZ0BjOLV

entao sai da frente https://t.co/b4WYFL1T4a

Being at college makes me appreciate home and being at home definitely makes me appreciate being at college

We should all bear witness to the humanitarian crisis at our border and continue to work to stop it. "Thousands of children are living in a tent prison. In the desert. For months on end." https://t.co/0Gz0U6jK7Y

stop playin with me. H.E.R. by a landslide. Queen shouldn’t have even made the list. love SZA but her live performances should be illegal. Ella is cool too, she has her bops, but her music is redundant :/ Could’ve replaced these 3 with Summer Walker, Ari Lennox & Nao. A debate. https://t.co/dnE1WbSIsI

WE BACK ON ROAD !! ASTROWORLD TOUR LEG 2 ON SALE THIS THURSDAY 10AM LOCAL TIME AMEX PRESALE TOMORROW FAN/MERCH PRESALE WEDNESDAY https://t.co/MweOeYJZaR https://t.co/Swubp7og1H

Y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/0pRc5hEg98

let’s just relax and take ourselves a nice, hot bubble bath 🧼🛁 https://t.co/XAO6kaG6iH

#HappyHeroDays! 12 prizes, 12 days. Day 8: Hero's Home RT for a chance to win today's prize and RT every day for a chance to win a GRAND PRIZE package from @msiUSA. 📜 https://t.co/QjFyNbRWrU https://t.co/v4GoQKUwED

It’s clear. The President is a criminal. He has committed felonies. In the United States of America no one is above the law. There is nothing in the Constitution that says a President can’t be indicted. Donald Trump must be indicted.

Hayvanlara yapılan zulmü lanetliyorum, yüce yargının bu insan müsveddesi için gerekeni yapacağına inanıyorum.

PAREM O QUE ESTÃO FAZENDO E OLHEM QUE GOLAÇO QUE O FILHO DO NEYMAR FEZ Ele bateu na bola com a mesma maestria que eu bato punheta. https://t.co/yhGpqFBvDa

drink water. meditate. moisturise your skin. eat some juicy fruits. take long showers. stretch and breathe. read good books. start a business. mind your own business. love unconditionally. learn new languages and cultures. feel. understand. create art. forgive. heal.

BREAKING: Roger Stone has just settled a $100M defamation suit in which he admits to spreading lies on Alex Jones' InfoWars You hear that you loony right wing nuts? Stone admitted to spreading FAKE NEWS on INFOWARS!! Not, CNN Not MSNBC Not the New York Times INFOWARS!

🎀メリークリスマス🎀 #アズレンサンタ が豪華賞品をプレゼント‼🎅 毎日当たるチャンス✨ ▼応募方法▼ ①アカウントをフォロー ②このツイートをリツイート ③結果がすぐ届く！🎁 応募、お待ちしてます‼ #クリスマスボックス #アズールレーン ゲームプレイはこちら! https://t.co/4MhKDYBwpT https://t.co/KFpEfVKZqv

Samuel L. Jackson wears custom vest that lists all the movies he's been in. He celebrates his 70th birthday this month. https://t.co/wEG53Gki8h

Vocês precisam escutar esses áudios do meu irmão de 7 anos me enaltecendo!!!!! https://t.co/WZhWiZNSXd

Keith Sweat is a 55 year old man from Harlem who puts his jewelery over his slim fit black turtlenecks. That man was thinking about having Jacquees killed right here https://t.co/rPQNvoy3hL

zelda is always fun to draw https://t.co/CMQU12WFaL

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