Me driving “I’ll hit you bitch”
Me walking “ hit me bitch”
Shane Dawson @shanedawson
Thank you guys for all the love on the series. im so drained emotionally and mentally but seeing all the support makes it feel worth it. thanks for everything. :') k, im gonna go to sleep and dream of 6 figures on loop for 12 hours. <3
>iCarly ended 6 years ago
>Victorious ended 5 years ago
>Drake & Josh ended 11 years ago
>Hannah Montana ended 7 years ago
>That's So Raven ended 11 years ago
>The Wizards of Waverly Ended 6 years ago
Feel old yet?
Mrs. Grotke @__BHB__
My therapist told me that anxious people have tendency to only explore the scary “what ifs” and challenged me to remember that there is also a flip side. What if you excel? What if it is one of the best experiences of your life? What if it changes you in a beautiful way?
hardest pill to swallow:
nobody owes you ANYTHING. not a text back. not a smile. not an explanation. not even loyalty or fair treatment. anybody is entitled to go about life in whatever manner that makes them happy. including yourself.
MIKE 🎒 @tidalport
SHE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME
Jair Bolsonaro 1️⃣7️⃣ @jairbolsonaro
Se eu usasse caixa dois, seria candidato pelo PT, eles privilegiam quem tem envolvimento com o crime. Não é à toa que o verdadeiro candidato deles está na prisão!
if i watch a scary movie I’m gonna need to watch every Disney movie ever made to bring me back to myself. on second thought, let’s not watch a scary movie and just watch Disney movies instead
my last relationship taught me that i never want to feel like i’m begging for someone’s love, ever.
a white person: *is racist, misogynistic, overall just a horrible fucking person*
shane dawson: nooooooo :(( u have to get to Know them!!! they’re only racists on tuesdays and thursdays :))) !!! Love U Man <3
Ron Perlman @perlmutations
Hey! You asleep? Wake up. Turn on your tv. See that? Every republican running for office is saying they will protect your health care, especially your pre-existing conditions. See that? The same MUTHAFUCKAS that voted 72 TIMES to KILL IT. Ha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha,
The Artist Formerly Known As MeechOnMars @DemetriusHarmon
i only trust brown eyes
Dalai Lama @DalaiLama
As social animals we need friends, but we make friends on the basis of trust, which comes about as a result of affection and concern for others. You can’t buy trust or acquire it by use of force. Its source is warm-heartedness.
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
The President says that he's too busy to visit U.S. Troops Overseas.
The President has had 71 campaign rallies since inauguration
The President has visited his golf courses 68 times since inauguration
The President has tweeted 5,174 times since Inauguration
Jim Acosta @Acosta
The disturbing part of Trump’s jokes about Gianforte was the effect on the crowd. I saw one young man in the crowd making body slam gestures. He looked at me and ran his thumb across his throat. I talked to him after the rally was over. He couldn’t stop laughing.
Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11
The Guatemala President announced in the country’s largest newspaper that 100 ISIS terrorists were just caught in his country
This occurs right as the caravan heads north to our border
Our military must be mobilized to prevent this national security threat